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over a year ago
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If you don't fart in front of your partner how the hell are you going to manage to push a baby out in front of him? Most women empty anything in their bowel when pushing, wind poo or whatever else is there, maybe that butt plug you lost months ago!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You know what too,I can't recall any of my regular partners farting in my presence. Have men stopped farting? "
Next time feed him beans . lol Beans beans good for your heart . Beans beans make you fart . |
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"I've been with Mrs P for twenty five years and she's never trumped in front of me. "
If she wears thongs, they cut her bum hole in half so rather than it vibrating it just comes out like a puff of air! Biggest mystery of the world solved! Shh don't tell anyone |
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"I've been with Mrs P for twenty five years and she's never trumped in front of me.
If she wears thongs, they cut her bum hole in half so rather than it vibrating it just comes out like a puff of air! Biggest mystery of the world solved! Shh don't tell anyone "
Well that's shattered the illusion. I'll have to apologise to the dog. |
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"I've been with Mrs P for twenty five years and she's never trumped in front of me.
If she wears thongs, they cut her bum hole in half so rather than it vibrating it just comes out like a puff of air! Biggest mystery of the world solved! Shh don't tell anyone
Well that's shattered the illusion. I'll have to apologise to the dog. "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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One of the funniest moments I can remember is stood at the till queue in boots with the ex, her arms laden with shopping. I quietly farted, the aroma arrived and I said loudly 'Jesus Christ, you dirty cow' and promptly left the shop leaving her stood in the smog and the other shoppers
She wasn't a pleased, I was in tears outside lol |
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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago
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my hubby has a stomach problem at mo and makes me jump when he lets one go in bed im surprised I wake up in the morning with the smell !!!!
he wouldn't care who he was with... I swear he would let one go in front of the queen lol |
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"Let yer wind gang free wherever you may be" became my motto.
Last year I had to have Botox injections to my inner rectal sphincter which unfortunately made me incontinent of flatus. I was really embarrassed to start with, especially when, on my first day in a new job, I got up and walked to the printer, dropping a series of farts my grandad would have been proud of.
My meets have frequently been punctuated by my botty burps, at the most embarrassing moments since last September. I'm pleased to say it's less frequent now lol.
It's nade me laugh anyway!
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Depends on the guy I think. I was with my ex 10 years and I conciously farted in front of him twice (not including sleep farts) He didn't like farting but one time he was hitting me with an inflatable banana and I farted accidentally cos I was laughing so much. Another time I didn't know he was in the room sobibdone a big one but he was in the walk in wardrobe and just stepped out and looked at me in disgust!
That being said, I dated a guy for just over a year and he'd fart and I'd fart but both found it funny! |
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Dont know if you remember but Chris Tarrent had his show of bloopers.
I saw this one where the girl, all dolled up came down her stairs holding her belly with a rumble noise.
Her date knocked at the door and her Proud Dad saw her off to the car.
Her date walked her round to her door and opened it for her.
She got in the car a farted as quick as possible until her date reached his door.
As he got in he said "have you met my mate Dave?" grinning in the back seat...
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If you don't fart in front of your partner how the hell are you going to manage to push a baby out in front of him? Most women empty anything in their bowel when pushing, wind poo or whatever else is there, maybe that butt plug you lost months ago!! "
oh fuck..ill stick with condoms now for evermore..  |
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My other half used to go out the room to fart. He'd get out of bed and go to the bathroom.
Fourteen months down the line I'm upstairs because he keeps wanting me to "pull his finger" and farts.
The glee he expresses at trumping is rather tragic!  |
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He's been promising for ages to give me a Dutch oven one day!! 
