"I would but it's a long Facebook status about my best friend 
Be a devil and post it just edit out sensitive information 
Haha but it makes me look like a soppy cow!
Exactly  lol"
Fine haha
"The best thing about having a best friend who is two days older than me, is that for two days a year I get to take the piss out of her age, because yaknow, I'm still young . I can call her an old fart, tell her she's now allowed to wear granny knickers, call her a fossil, and tell her that she has nice knees and then correct myself pointing out that she's so old her boobs are sagging beyond belief. The second best thing is that we can celebrate our old age together. I love my best friend so much. For the past few years it's been her and I against the world. And it will be forever. We will be sat in an old peoples home in 60 years time causing havoc and flirting with the hot young men. No doubt she will put on an act and pretend she's not all there so she can grab the hot young mens bums and get away with it! She's been there for me through thick and thin and I owe her everything. I don't know how I would have gotten this far and be this happy without her. We have both come so far, good and bad and better for it. So R, here's to you, my best friend in the whole wide world. Happy 21st birthday you old git. May this year be our best year yet. Love you x"
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