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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Hey you, single male!
Yes you!
Tired of having your messages and winks ignored or deleted?
Maddened by people blocking you for no apparent reason?
Frustrated that no-one ever contacts you?
Well suffer no more, as there is a solution, just find yourself a woman, any woman, and become 'A COUPLE'.
Yes, when a single male morphs into 'A COUPLE' he is no longer a social outcast on fab. He become a newly empowered, strutting keyboard warrior, constantly batting away advances from his old single male buddies. He gets to make sanctimonious posts on forum threads, advising single males where they're all going wrong, and, best of all, he has to use delete and block every single day of the week! How awesome is that!
Come on in, the water's lovely!!!!!!!!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hey you, single male!
Yes you!
Tired of having your messages and winks ignored or deleted?
Maddened by people blocking you for no apparent
Frustrated that no-one ever contacts you?
Well suffer no more, as there is a solution, just find yourself a woman, any woman, and become 'A COUPLE'.
Yes, when a single male morphs into 'A COUPLE' he is no longer a social outcast on fab. He become a newly empowered, strutting keyboard warrior, constantly batting away advances from his old single male buddies. He gets to make sanctimonious posts on forum threads, advising single males where they're all going wrong, and, best of all, he has to use delete and block every single day of the week! How awesome is that!
Come on in, the water's lovely!!!!!!!!!!!"
Nah I'm good thanks  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yeah, become a couple - cross yourself off my wishlist forever!
I know quite a few single females who actually meet who don't want to meet couples, myself included."
I do meet couples but mostly at parties I'm much more into the sexy single men of fab
I don't ignore, delete unread or block without good reason, I reply to all my mail 
Not every man wants to be part if a couple  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hey you, single male!
Yes you!
Tired of having your messages and winks ignored or deleted?
Maddened by people blocking you for no apparent
Frustrated that no-one ever contacts you?
Well suffer no more, as there is a solution, just find yourself a woman, any woman, and become 'A COUPLE'.
Yes, when a single male morphs into 'A COUPLE' he is no longer a social outcast on fab. He become a newly empowered, strutting keyboard warrior, constantly batting away advances from his old single male buddies. He gets to make sanctimonious posts on forum threads, advising single males where they're all going wrong, and, best of all, he has to use delete and block every single day of the week! How awesome is that!
Come on in, the water's lovely!!!!!!!!!!!
Nah I'm good thanks "
Correct you definitely are   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hey you, single male!
Yes you!
Tired of having your messages and winks ignored or deleted?
Maddened by people blocking you for no apparent reason?
Frustrated that no-one ever contacts you?
Well suffer no more, as there is a solution, just find yourself a woman, any woman, and become 'A COUPLE'.
Yes, when a single male morphs into 'A COUPLE' he is no longer a social outcast on fab. He become a newly empowered, strutting keyboard warrior, constantly batting away advances from his old single male buddies. He gets to make sanctimonious posts on forum threads, advising single males where they're all going wrong, and, best of all, he has to use delete and block every single day of the week! How awesome is that!
Come on in, the water's lovely!!!!!!!!!!!"
That is a very amusing post. Made me laugh, and I assume it's true. I have seen that male only meeting now thing a few times. |
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By *abioMan
over a year ago
Newcastle and Gateshead |
actually the worst person in a club atmosphere tends to be the "guy who has been going as a single and suddenly gets coupled up" because two things happen...
a) they suddenly become kid in candy shop and go after everyone who wouldn't have considered him before....
b) they then look down on the people they use to talk to... proclaim they only want couples, protect like secret service, run around like cats got the cream and basically turn into what can only be called a "total arse!"
I like being single..... thanks.... |
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By *afadaoMan
over a year ago
Staines |
OP - a very informative, useful and helpful public service advertisement.
Of course, in order for your excellent idea to work, the single man needs to find a single woman that doesn't block/delete/ignore.
Could you please release another advert aimed at the ladies which doubles as a health awareness piece.
Something like:
"Ladies, have you thought about the consequences of bombing off the single man? Blocking, deleting and ignoring can lead men to suffer anxiety, depression and anger.
Men may resort to clearing out the fridge in a fit of comfort eating. Or binge drinking to drown their sorrows.
Please, think about the consequences before you hit that button"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"OP - a very informative, useful and helpful public service advertisement.
Of course, in order for your excellent idea to work, the single man needs to find a single woman that doesn't block/delete/ignore.
Could you please release another advert aimed at the ladies which doubles as a health awareness piece.
Something like:
"Ladies, have you thought about the consequences of bombing off the single man? Blocking, deleting and ignoring can lead men to suffer anxiety, depression and anger.
Men may resort to clearing out the fridge in a fit of comfort eating. Or binge drinking to drown their sorrows.
Please, think about the consequences before you hit that button"
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Photo competition for the most forlorn-looking single male sitting alone, in a vest, eating chips? A powerful awareness campaign needs a powerful image. |
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By *afadaoMan
over a year ago
Staines |
"OP - a very informative, useful and helpful public service advertisement.
Of course, in order for your excellent idea to work, the single man needs to find a single woman that doesn't block/delete/ignore.
Could you please release another advert aimed at the ladies which doubles as a health awareness piece.
Something like:
"Ladies, have you thought about the consequences of bombing off the single man? Blocking, deleting and ignoring can lead men to suffer anxiety, depression and anger.
Men may resort to clearing out the fridge in a fit of comfort eating. Or binge drinking to drown their sorrows.
Please, think about the consequences before you hit that button"
Photo competition for the most forlorn-looking single male sitting alone, in a vest, eating chips? A powerful awareness campaign needs a powerful image."
YES! Thank you. I need a vest. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My eating pizza in vest and stained y front pics has no fabs  .
That's where you're going wrong. Should have made it cheesy chips and gravy. "
Does cheesy and gravy stains count |
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By *afadaoMan
over a year ago
Staines |
"My eating pizza in vest and stained y front pics has no fabs .
That's where you're going wrong. Should have made it cheesy chips and gravy.
Does cheesy and gravy stains count "
Don't forget a good, healthy spillage of Stella |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hey you, single male!
Yes you!
Tired of having your messages and winks ignored or deleted?
Maddened by people blocking you for no apparent reason?
Frustrated that no-one ever contacts you?
Well suffer no more, as there is a solution, just find yourself a woman, any woman, and become 'A COUPLE'.
Yes, when a single male morphs into 'A COUPLE' he is no longer a social outcast on fab. He become a newly empowered, strutting keyboard warrior, constantly batting away advances from his old single male buddies. He gets to make sanctimonious posts on forum threads, advising single males where they're all going wrong, and, best of all, he has to use delete and block every single day of the week! How awesome is that!
Come on in, the water's lovely!!!!!!!!!!!"
Did it work for you op?
You missed a key thing in this idea,
So for a single guy to become a couple he needs to find a single female who, reads their messages, responds to said messages and doesn't block poor ole single guy!
If only life was so simple hey |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My eating pizza in vest and stained y front pics has no fabs .
That's where you're going wrong. Should have made it cheesy chips and gravy.
Does cheesy and gravy stains count
Don't forget a good, healthy spillage of Stella"
To be truly pathetic, it needs to be some shit lager that no one drinks voluntarily, like Carling. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My eating pizza in vest and stained y front pics has no fabs .
That's where you're going wrong. Should have made it cheesy chips and gravy.
Does cheesy and gravy stains count
Don't forget a good, healthy spillage of Stella
To be truly pathetic, it needs to be some shit lager that no one drinks voluntarily, like Carling. "
How about white lightening? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hey you, single male!
Yes you!
Tired of having your messages and winks ignored or deleted?
Maddened by people blocking you for no apparent reason?
Frustrated that no-one ever contacts you?
Well suffer no more, as there is a solution, just find yourself a woman, any woman, and become 'A COUPLE'.
Yes, when a single male morphs into 'A COUPLE' he is no longer a social outcast on fab. He become a newly empowered, strutting keyboard warrior, constantly batting away advances from his old single male buddies. He gets to make sanctimonious posts on forum threads, advising single males where they're all going wrong, and, best of all, he has to use delete and block every single day of the week! How awesome is that!
Come on in, the water's lovely!!!!!!!!!!!"
Well done, you found a g.f
So did I.....
I had more 'fun' as a single guy thanks,
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hey you, single male!
Yes you!
Tired of having your messages and winks ignored or deleted?
Maddened by people blocking you for no apparent reason?
Frustrated that no-one ever contacts you?
Well suffer no more, as there is a solution, just find yourself a woman, any woman, and become 'A COUPLE'.
Yes, when a single male morphs into 'A COUPLE' he is no longer a social outcast on fab. He become a newly empowered, strutting keyboard warrior, constantly batting away advances from his old single male buddies. He gets to make sanctimonious posts on forum threads, advising single males where they're all going wrong, and, best of all, he has to use delete and block every single day of the week! How awesome is that!
Come on in, the water's lovely!!!!!!!!!!!"
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"How do you become a couple, do you start by messaging a single lady here on FABS?"
No silly you go out into the real world, try speed dating, dating sites , or even
http://www.fabflirts.com/ . Connie xx
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My eating pizza in vest and stained y front pics has no fabs .
That's where you're going wrong. Should have made it cheesy chips and gravy.
Does cheesy and gravy stains count
Don't forget a good, healthy spillage of Stella
To be truly pathetic, it needs to be some shit lager that no one drinks voluntarily, like Carling.
How about white lightening? "
If it's white lightning then he's brought all his hard luck on himself and doesn't deserve the sympathy of Fab ladies. |
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By *habsMan
over a year ago
Fortress of Solitude, Middlesex |
Fuck me, there are worse things than being a single make twat ... being the make half twat of a couple who actually thinks he's better and more entitled than single males! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hey you, single male!
Yes you!
Tired of having your messages and winks ignored or deleted?
Maddened by people blocking you for no apparent reason?
Frustrated that no-one ever contacts you?
Well suffer no more, as there is a solution, just find yourself a woman, any woman, and become 'A COUPLE'.
Yes, when a single male morphs into 'A COUPLE' he is no longer a social outcast on fab. He become a newly empowered, strutting keyboard warrior, constantly batting away advances from his old single male buddies. He gets to make sanctimonious posts on forum threads, advising single males where they're all going wrong, and, best of all, he has to use delete and block every single day of the week! How awesome is that!
Come on in, the water's lovely!!!!!!!!!!!"
Great idea 
Ladies - Who would like to double up!? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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More fun being a single guy,no need to become a cpl, and not every cpl/female wants to play with 'playmate' cpl.
Yes it can be fun joining a female and enjoying a mfmf/mff/mmf meet but don't agree with becoming a cpl just to get more meets IMHO |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Fuck me, there are worse things than being a single make twat ... being the make half twat of a couple who actually thinks he's better and more entitled than single males!"
That was the point of the post, really. A bit of fun teasing the partnered-up males. Some people got it  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yeah, become a couple - cross yourself off my wishlist forever!
I know quite a few single females who actually meet who don't want to meet couples, myself included."
Same there is only one couple i would meet and thats purely because i have become so friendly with them through the forums otherwise it wouldnt happen |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How do you become a couple, do you start by messaging a single lady here on FABS?
No silly you go out into the real world, try speed dating, dating sites , or even
http://www.fabflirts.com/ . Connie xx
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Is that site any good?
Personally, I've put my money on meeting my next boyfriend in a pub on a night out or at a gig! |
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"Yeah, become a couple - cross yourself off my wishlist forever!
I know quite a few single females who actually meet who don't want to meet couples, myself included.
I do meet couples but mostly at parties I'm much more into the sexy single men of fab
I don't ignore, delete unread or block without good reason, I reply to all my mail
Not every man wants to be part if a couple "
And neither does every woman!
There are a lot of badly behaved male halves of couples out there. It's as though having a female on their arm gives them the right to be a twat. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fuck me, there are worse things than being a single make twat ... being the make half twat of a couple who actually thinks he's better and more entitled than single males!
That was the point of the post, really. A bit of fun teasing the partnered-up males. Some people got it "
I got it.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Its not easy being a couple. We keep bombarding single males with messages saying "Hey come and fuck the missus" but we never get replies and end up being blocked..... "
Lmao messaging the wrong ones then |
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i have had a few opportunities to become a couple on here, but I must be getting boring in my old age, I have had threesomes in the past many years ago, but it just doesn't appeal to my so much now, I would rather have a women all to my self these days, and just the two of us can roll around in bed being naughty |
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"How do you become a couple, do you start by messaging a single lady here on FABS?
No silly you go out into the real world, try speed dating, dating sites , or even
http://www.fabflirts.com/ . Connie xx
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I was being silly asking an ironic, sarcastic question
:no smiley |
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"OP - a very informative, useful and helpful public service advertisement.
Of course, in order for your excellent idea to work, the single man needs to find a single woman that doesn't block/delete/ignore.
Could you please release another advert aimed at the ladies which doubles as a health awareness piece.
Something like:
"Ladies, have you thought about the consequences of bombing off the single man? Blocking, deleting and ignoring can lead men to suffer anxiety, depression and anger.
Men may resort to clearing out the fridge in a fit of comfort eating. Or binge drinking to drown their sorrows.
Please, think about the consequences before you hit that button"
Photo competition for the most forlorn-looking single male sitting alone, in a vest, eating chips? A powerful awareness campaign needs a powerful image."
I'd go for the Rab C Nesbitt string vest look. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"OP - a very informative, useful and helpful public service advertisement.
Of course, in order for your excellent idea to work, the single man needs to find a single woman that doesn't block/delete/ignore.
Could you please release another advert aimed at the ladies which doubles as a health awareness piece.
Something like:
"Ladies, have you thought about the consequences of bombing off the single man? Blocking, deleting and ignoring can lead men to suffer anxiety, depression and anger.
Men may resort to clearing out the fridge in a fit of comfort eating. Or binge drinking to drown their sorrows.
Please, think about the consequences before you hit that button"
Photo competition for the most forlorn-looking single male sitting alone, in a vest, eating chips? A powerful awareness campaign needs a powerful image.
I'd go for the Rab C Nesbitt string vest look. "
So far we've got chips, Stella, and string vest I think it should be the next avatar challenge |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Fuck me, there are worse things than being a single make twat ... being the make half twat of a couple who actually thinks he's better and more entitled than single males!
That was the point of the post, really. A bit of fun teasing the partnered-up males. Some people got it
I got it. "
I thought it was very clever. |
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