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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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So has anyone noticed that theres a huge lack of really hot sexy men, you know the tall ones with every inch lean and toned and muscles you could lick!
With either perfect tattoos that dont look like chicken scratchings or un touched beautiful naked skin!
With lovely thick 7" cocks that are just perfect to suck
With a face to die for, would put young brad pitt to shame they are so handsome!
Sigh where are all these men!!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"And that don't wear flip flops by any chance? X"
Oh yes.. They must be bare foot wearing jeans and have a crisp white shirt on open at the neck and rolled up to the elbow.. Slightly golden tan to suggest works outdoors and the perfect aftershave!!
Fuck who needs porn tonight haha |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Btw wasn't taking the Michael at all just stating what I like to be honest but hey hoe looks like I'll have to search harder  "
No I mean we are you were just having a grumble and kicking your teddy and you know it.. Dont lie if you lie your dick will turn green and fall off lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So has anyone noticed that theres a huge lack of really hot sexy men, you know the tall ones with every inch lean and toned and muscles you could lick!
With either perfect tattoos that dont look like chicken scratchings or un touched beautiful naked skin!
With lovely thick 7" cocks that are just perfect to suck
With a face to die for, would put young brad pitt to shame they are so handsome!
Sigh where are all these men!!
Please note this message has been brought to you by Sarcasm4us and is not intended to be serious or be detrimental to anyone not as above "
Aw i am hurt and seven inches nope dont do small willies lol  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm gutted, I know im no Johnny Depp but don't think I'm a minger. Is this in response to the threads about hot/tanned/toned etc women ?  "
Haha purely tongue in cheek.. Theres a disclaimer at the bottom of the post  |
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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago
not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds) |
really hot sexy men, you know the tall ones with every inch lean and toned and muscles you could lick!
With either perfect tattoos that dont look like chicken scratchings or un touched beautiful naked skin!
With lovely thick 7" cocks that are just perfect to suck
With a face to die for, would put young brad pitt to shame they are so handsome!
I'm not chopping three inches off my cock for no lady....   |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"really hot sexy men, you know the tall ones with every inch lean and toned and muscles you could lick!
With either perfect tattoos that dont look like chicken scratchings or un touched beautiful naked skin!
With lovely thick 7" cocks that are just perfect to suck
With a face to die for, would put young brad pitt to shame they are so handsome!
I'm not chopping three inches off my cock for no lady.... "
Run along then make sure that cock doesnt drag along the ground lol :p |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So has anyone noticed that theres a huge lack of really hot sexy men, you know the tall ones with every inch lean and toned and muscles you could lick!
With either perfect tattoos that dont look like chicken scratchings or un touched beautiful naked skin!
With lovely thick 7" cocks that are just perfect to suck
With a face to die for, would put young brad pitt to shame they are so handsome!
Sigh where are all these men!!
Please note this message has been brought to you by Sarcasm4us and is not intended to be serious or be detrimental to anyone not as above "
Not looking for much then  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've got most of those things in my mind.... haha
Lol!! Luckily my fella is actually all of it so i dont have to keep looking "
Oh I thought you said FAT men... haha |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've got most of those things in my mind.... haha
Lol!! Luckily my fella is actually all of it so i dont have to keep looking
Oh I thought you said FAT men... haha "
Haha sure sure!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So has anyone noticed that theres a huge lack of really hot sexy men, you know the tall ones with every inch lean and toned and muscles you could lick!
With either perfect tattoos that dont look like chicken scratchings or un touched beautiful naked skin!
With lovely thick 7" cocks that are just perfect to suck
With a face to die for, would put young brad pitt to shame they are so handsome!
Sigh where are all these men!!
Please note this message has been brought to you by Sarcasm4us and is not intended to be serious or be detrimental to anyone not as above "
Right here with pics to prove if anyone interested  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So has anyone noticed that theres a huge lack of really hot sexy men, you know the tall ones with every inch lean and toned and muscles you could lick!
With either perfect tattoos that dont look like chicken scratchings or un touched beautiful naked skin!
With lovely thick 7" cocks that are just perfect to suck
With a face to die for, would put young brad pitt to shame they are so handsome!
Sigh where are all these men!!
Please note this message has been brought to you by Sarcasm4us and is not intended to be serious or be detrimental to anyone not as above "
Yes is such a shame |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So has anyone noticed that theres a huge lack of really hot sexy men, you know the tall ones with every inch lean and toned and muscles you could lick!
With either perfect tattoos that dont look like chicken scratchings or un touched beautiful naked skin!
With lovely thick 7" cocks that are just perfect to suck
With a face to die for, would put young brad pitt to shame they are so handsome!
Sigh where are all these men!!
Please note this message has been brought to you by Sarcasm4us and is not intended to be serious or be detrimental to anyone not as above "
Well I've cracked the super part. Now to work on sexy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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They're probably with all the hot toned tanned young women, enjoying vigorous sexings. Whilst there are the odd phwoarrrr people on here, dont get me wrong, its not consistent across the board, but that's what makes this site unique and lovely. Yeah there's the odd catty person on the forum, or the basic bitch in your inbox, or some tart waggling her cybertits in someone's face, or a single guy asking why hes not getting anywhere... But its part and parcel. Sometimes to find these ethereal,otherworldly creatures, we need to step outside...?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"So has anyone noticed that theres a huge lack of really hot sexy men, you know the tall ones with every inch lean and toned and muscles you could lick!
With either perfect tattoos that dont look like chicken scratchings or un touched beautiful naked skin!
With lovely thick 7" cocks that are just perfect to suck
With a face to die for, would put young brad pitt to shame they are so handsome!
Sigh where are all these men!!
Please note this message has been brought to you by Sarcasm4us and is not intended to be serious or be detrimental to anyone not as above
Yes is such a shame "
Alright you passed a few points but no face pics lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So has anyone noticed that theres a huge lack of really hot sexy men, you know the tall ones with every inch lean and toned and muscles you could lick!
With either perfect tattoos that dont look like chicken scratchings or un touched beautiful naked skin!
With lovely thick 7" cocks that are just perfect to suck
With a face to die for, would put young brad pitt to shame they are so handsome!
Sigh where are all these men!!
Please note this message has been brought to you by Sarcasm4us and is not intended to be serious or be detrimental to anyone not as above
Yes is such a shame
Alright you passed a few points but no face pics lol"
Haha they're in private pics |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"They're probably with all the hot toned tanned young women, enjoying vigorous sexings. Whilst there are the odd phwoarrrr people on here, dont get me wrong, its not consistent across the board, but that's what makes this site unique and lovely. Yeah there's the odd catty person on the forum, or the basic bitch in your inbox, or some tart waggling her cybertits in someone's face, or a single guy asking why hes not getting anywhere... But its part and parcel. Sometimes to find these ethereal,otherworldly creatures, we need to step outside...? "
Er read the disclaimer its says its a joke! If you thought this was serious you need a humour injection this morning!! Haha!
Plus I dont need to step outside I already found my guy who is pretty much what i described!
And for the record ive actually described several guys ive met on fab over the last year. One was even a model so yes they do exist on here they arent other worldly creatures! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"So has anyone noticed that theres a huge lack of really hot sexy men, you know the tall ones with every inch lean and toned and muscles you could lick!
With either perfect tattoos that dont look like chicken scratchings or un touched beautiful naked skin!
With lovely thick 7" cocks that are just perfect to suck
With a face to die for, would put young brad pitt to shame they are so handsome!
Sigh where are all these men!!
Please note this message has been brought to you by Sarcasm4us and is not intended to be serious or be detrimental to anyone not as above
Yes is such a shame
Alright you passed a few points but no face pics lol
Haha they're in private pics"
Thats cheating lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm currently searching for the female equivalent. No luck so far."
If you want a female with a 7" cock im can introduce you to some gorgeous T girls |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yeah there's the odd catty person on the forum, or the basic bitch in your inbox, or some tart waggling her cybertits in someone's face, or a single guy asking why hes not getting anywhere... "
A single guy asking why he's not getting anywhere? A????? Just one?
He posts an awful lot then. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Yeah there's the odd catty person on the forum, or the basic bitch in your inbox, or some tart waggling her cybertits in someone's face, or a single guy asking why hes not getting anywhere...
A single guy asking why he's not getting anywhere? A????? Just one?
He posts an awful lot then. "
Did you not know! Really all single guys on here are just an android that posts for them all |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"So has anyone noticed that theres a huge lack of really hot sexy men, you know the tall ones with every inch lean and toned and muscles you could lick!
With either perfect tattoos that dont look like chicken scratchings or un touched beautiful naked skin!
With lovely thick 7" cocks that are just perfect to suck
With a face to die for, would put young brad pitt to shame they are so handsome!
Sigh where are all these men!!
Please note this message has been brought to you by Sarcasm4us and is not intended to be serious or be detrimental to anyone not as above
Yes is such a shame
Alright you passed a few points but no face pics lol
Haha they're in private pics"
Ok ladies RG wins this post! Form an orderly queue and ravage him |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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So, is that the shorties out the window?
Not you pops.....the biggest short guy who ever strode the face of fab! "
Eh. How does that work you flirt! How am i meant to compete with those boobs!?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Uh, no actually.
There are quite a few hotties on here I'd like to lick.
The problem with being an unfit, fat chick though, is they can all run faster than I can
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Dont worry i can run faster than i look like i can! I'll tackle em and pin them down for you |
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By *4nc3rCouple
over a year ago
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"Uh, no actually.
There are quite a few hotties on here I'd like to lick.
The problem with being an unfit, fat chick though, is they can all run faster than I can
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Ain't that the truth hahaha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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So, is that the shorties out the window?
Yes sorry no shorties allowed please come back after being stretched out on the rack haha"
Can't you do something with your fancy camera work to make me look taller?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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So, is that the shorties out the window?
Not you pops.....the biggest short guy who ever strode the face of fab!
Eh. How does that work you flirt! How am i meant to compete with those boobs!?
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Big character man, counts more than height in physical inches for those who ain't puddle shallow
And easy, get yersel' a bra and a couple of those condoms you have so many of and hey presto, boobs of strapping magnificence!!
Maoams help too....
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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So, is that the shorties out the window?
Yes sorry no shorties allowed please come back after being stretched out on the rack haha
Can't you do something with your fancy camera work to make me look taller?
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I dont use photoshop I just take good pictures lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So has anyone noticed that theres a huge lack of really hot sexy men, you know the tall ones with every inch lean and toned and muscles you could lick!
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Sorry, can't help you with that one.
"With either perfect tattoos that dont look like chicken scratchings or un touched beautiful naked skin!"
Well, i'm rather happy with the tattoos that I have - of course, others may disagree as it's really down to personal tastes.
"With lovely thick 7" cocks that are just perfect to suck"
Now this is where I can definitely help
"With a face to die for, would put young brad pitt to shame they are so handsome! "
Again, personal tastes here - beauty being in the eye of the beholder and everything (or was that beer holder?)
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It's great to see that modern women dont have have un realistic expectations of men. "
Of course we dont.. Are you trying to say you dont all look like underwear models?? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"So has anyone noticed that theres a huge lack of really hot sexy men, you know the tall ones with every inch lean and toned and muscles you could lick!
Sorry, can't help you with that one.
With either perfect tattoos that dont look like chicken scratchings or un touched beautiful naked skin!
Well, i'm rather happy with the tattoos that I have - of course, others may disagree as it's really down to personal tastes.
With lovely thick 7" cocks that are just perfect to suck
Now this is where I can definitely help
With a face to die for, would put young brad pitt to shame they are so handsome!
Again, personal tastes here - beauty being in the eye of the beholder and everything (or was that beer holder?)
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Beer *hick* definitely beer  |
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"So has anyone noticed that theres a huge lack of really hot sexy men, you know the tall ones with every inch lean and toned and muscles you could lick!
With either perfect tattoos that dont look like chicken scratchings or un touched beautiful naked skin!
With lovely thick 7" cocks that are just perfect to suck
With a face to die for, would put young brad pitt to shame they are so handsome!
Sigh where are all these men!!
Please note this message has been brought to you by Sarcasm4us and is not intended to be serious or be detrimental to anyone not as above "
WAKEY WAKEY think you're having a dream. Lol. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"So has anyone noticed that theres a huge lack of really hot sexy men, you know the tall ones with every inch lean and toned and muscles you could lick!
With either perfect tattoos that dont look like chicken scratchings or un touched beautiful naked skin!
With lovely thick 7" cocks that are just perfect to suck
With a face to die for, would put young brad pitt to shame they are so handsome!
Sigh where are all these men!!
Please note this message has been brought to you by Sarcasm4us and is not intended to be serious or be detrimental to anyone not as above
WAKEY WAKEY think you're having a dream. Lol. "
Lol thats why Sarcasm4u bring fantastic posts!
Anyone who does take this serious needs a polectomy |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oooooo you don't want for much do you girls?!!
Right, out into the snow and back down the gym! There best be a reward at the end of this lolol"
Haha no we dont!
In all honestly i'm loving the guys reactions this was a tongue in cheek thread done because of another one!
Anyone who knows me knows its a jest mainly because I have a fella now so im not looking for anyone! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Oooooo you don't want for much do you girls?!!
Right, out into the snow and back down the gym! There best be a reward at the end of this lolol
Haha no we dont!
In all honestly i'm loving the guys reactions this was a tongue in cheek thread done because of another one!
Anyone who knows me knows its a jest mainly because I have a fella now so im not looking for anyone! "
I know - just joining in
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It's great to see that modern women dont have have un realistic expectations of men.
Of course we dont.. Are you trying to say you dont all look like underwear models?? "
lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Oooooo you don't want for much do you girls?!!
Right, out into the snow and back down the gym! There best be a reward at the end of this lolol
Haha no we dont!
In all honestly i'm loving the guys reactions this was a tongue in cheek thread done because of another one!
Anyone who knows me knows its a jest mainly because I have a fella now so im not looking for anyone!
I know - just joining in
xx"
I know! You activated your sense of humour chip today i like it |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"They're probably with all the hot toned tanned young women, enjoying vigorous sexings. Whilst there are the odd phwoarrrr people on here, dont get me wrong, its not consistent across the board, but that's what makes this site unique and lovely. Yeah there's the odd catty person on the forum, or the basic bitch in your inbox, or some tart waggling her cybertits in someone's face, or a single guy asking why hes not getting anywhere... But its part and parcel. Sometimes to find these ethereal,otherworldly creatures, we need to step outside...? "
I think you summed things up pretty well there |
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