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By *odareyou OP Man over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Contraceptive pill, crocodile pooh... Apparently the acids in it are a very effective anti spermiciDe.

So the next time you're out walking your pet crocodile, don't throw that pooh away...

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

See you later alligator...

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I wonder how they found that out.

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

And don't pick it up before it stops shitting, it'll have yer arm off.

Disclaimer : I haven't got a crocodile.

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Who and how was that discovered

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do you eat it or stick it up your you know what?

By *odareyou OP Man over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

"Who and how was that discovered

The ancient egyptians apparently.... How not a clue

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Contraceptive pill, crocodile pooh... Apparently the acids in it are a very effective anti spermiciDe.

So the next time you're out walking your pet crocodile, don't throw that pooh away...

What a croc of shit.

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can see how it works.

If i were a woman and a guy came anywhere near me with crocodile pooh smeared on his cock, i doubt i'd be doing any conceiving. At all.

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"See you later alligator..."

By *odareyou OP Man over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

"Contraceptive pill, crocodile pooh... Apparently the acids in it are a very effective anti spermiciDe.

So the next time you're out walking your pet crocodile, don't throw that pooh away...

What a croc of shit."

Now if femme fatale had posted this it'd be crocs are shit.