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What would you tell God, if everything is true?
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This is inspired by Stephen Fry's answer. Long and short of it, he's not a fan....
http://youtu.be/-suvkwNYSQo
(this is not a does God exist thread. This is a what would you say to.... a)The Almighty, b) Oh turned out people were right, or c) humour me )
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"This is the story, if you can't be arsed watching the video
http://www.theguardian.com/culture/2015/feb/01/stephen-fry-god-evil-maniac-irish-tv"
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I can't even be arsed reading that..
It's about time they did talking threads on here.
And use Stephen Hawking's computer to make it sound jazzy.
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I'd ask to remove all the holy books and leaders, every single last one.... turn all the religious buildings into community buildings, sell off all the treasures and distribute the wealth.
I think I'd keep the commandments but maybe add a few more to include being compassionate and caring for others,,, |
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"That's Easy..
I'd tell him he's a Cunt!!
think there's some who will not get a chance to say anything to him, they will be introducing themselves to the other guy with the big horns,  "
indeedy, tell him he's a cunt, he'll stick his fork up ya bum  |
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"That's Easy..
I'd tell him he's a Cunt!!
think there's some who will not get a chance to say anything to him, they will be introducing themselves to the other guy with the big horns, "
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Does this mean I have to stop checking out my neighbours ox  |
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"That's Easy..
I'd tell him he's a Cunt!!
think there's some who will not get a chance to say anything to him, they will be introducing themselves to the other guy with the big horns,
indeedy, tell him he's a cunt, he'll stick his fork up ya bum "
Doubt it. He'd be too worried I might enjoy it |
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over a year ago
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"I would ask if he was stoned when he decided it would be a good idea to give us Katie Price.
Don't!! made me snort wine everywhere oops bad girl must be punished DO NOT WASTE WINE.  "
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I'll give you a serious answer. 
I'd tell him he messed up somewhere, i'd say it's ok coz he's only human and we all make mistakes.
I'd ask him did he abandon us? Did he just walk away when he realised the mess he created here, or was he being cruel to be kind.
I'd ask him why we're so diverse, why some people are wise and why others aren't. Why do sociopaths exist, and what's the point in them. Why give us the means to create beautiful things, why give us this world that worked for us, and why we didn't leave things that way and only create beauty.
I'd ask him what was the point in us too, did we ever have a purpose, if so what was the point in the universe being so huge when we can only occupy so little of it.
I'd ask him what the actual meaning of sanity is and if it exists.
I'd ask him to show me everything that ever existed, every thought people have, and then i could understand people more.
I'd ask him if animals are sentient.
I'd ask him if love really exists, and what it means exactly.
I'd ask him where he got his knowledge from to create everything, and why we have an imagination. I'd ask him if we really do have souls and if there's an afterlife and what that is.
I'm a right nosey bitch me, he'd probably tel me to shut the fuck up lol.
I don't believe in god, a lot of what i'm asking goes against my actual beliefs but that's what i would ask him, and likely some other stuff too. |
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"would tell him to have a sit down with all the other deities and come to an agreement then to hold a joint press conference to tell us lot to live together in peace..
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The thing is all 3 major religions that have problems with each other all believe in the same god just read different books. Then they all have divisions within that faith as to how someone interpreted it.
I suppose I'd ask God why didn't he just bang their heads together before any of this stupidity caused any wars. |
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I don't know but I'd imagine that;
"It wasn't my fault that my idiotic parents didn't talk me out of joining the army when I was only 16, God," - would be pretty high up there!!!
Think, parents!! X. |
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I'd ask why he took that shortcut across the chalk pits after a Friday night on the piss, it's not like those signs are put up for nothing and not to expect any sympathy from me. |
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Please God, why did you let the arseholes who crucified your son to invade & weaken these Celtic Isles & let the f*^n germanics in???
.....please explain later, - not so soon!!!  |
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Related to todays debate in the commons on 'Three Person babies' and that apparently the church are against it - my response is - Really? So you think it's right for children to suffer immense pain and die prematurely due to Mitacondrial disease? What kind of sicko's can possibly think this is acceptable. And who on earth do the church think they are anyway. They DO NOT speak for me. They can fuck right off. Let me choose what is best for my children. How dare anyone obstruct progress in medicine that can reduce disease and suffering.
If there is a God - he / she is a sick twisted entity that gets it's kicks out of seeing others suffer. What a wanker!
I prefer a world without god thanks |
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"Related to todays debate in the commons on 'Three Person babies' and that apparently the church are against it - my response is - Really? So you think it's right for children to suffer immense pain and die prematurely due to Mitacondrial disease? What kind of sicko's can possibly think this is acceptable. And who on earth do the church think they are anyway. They DO NOT speak for me. They can fuck right off. Let me choose what is best for my children. How dare anyone obstruct progress in medicine that can reduce disease and suffering.
If there is a God - he / she is a sick twisted entity that gets it's kicks out of seeing others suffer. What a wanker!
I prefer a world without god thanks"
Damn good post |
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