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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I'll start...

I am not a cunt.

K go.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No you're not

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"No you're not "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You have a little knob

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm shit in bed!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I definitely do NOT cry and apologise after sex.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Did you say something? I was distracted by your lack of clothing!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Did you say something? I was distracted by your lack of clothing!

So you WASN'T distracted? Must try harder

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Did you say something? I was distracted by your lack of clothing!

Caught my eye and I can barely see on my phone with my blurred vision

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I am not a munter with a massive cock!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

i fucking love receiving oral sex

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Everybody wants to fuck me.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Night

all.

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By *lirtyjjWoman over a year ago

Meath

Self imposed sex bans are the way to go

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

i hate the forums

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By *ipsTeaserCouple over a year ago

here and there, thereabouts

I loathe giving blowjobs

Tig

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My eyes are brown

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I really don't like being tended to by two ladies

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm more vanilla than an ice cream cornet at the beach.

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By *onnyeasygoingMan over a year ago

Somewhere on the M62 between 24 and 14

IM SO HIGHLY STRUNG RIGHT NOW!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm not gawping at someone's hot new pictures.. Or bothered that I may have run out of battery's.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I really dislike this glass of wine I'm drinking. Cheap crap

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By *igeiaWoman over a year ago

Bristol

I don't wish I was on my way to Chams right now rather than sat at home eating chips.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I absolutely love cleaning up after these kids day in day out. Ironing is my favourite and I don't want a glass of wine or a bubble bath and I'm not remotely interested in the early night my ugly twat of a husband has offered me. Quite frankly I'd rather be mopping this floor.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I really enjoyed sitting through the latest episode of Call The Midwife.

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