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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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So that's it, Paula's fucked off, leaving me jilted after a typically short Vegas-esque marriage.
I need a new wife. Must enjoy housework. My lobby could do with a good buffing... if ya know what I mean (and by that I mean that Hoover ain't gonna turn itself on).
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Bend over I'll buff your lobby
*sniggers*  "
Good, get the apron and gloves on then. And don't forget my glass of lemonade whilst I lay in my hammock sexually objectifying you |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So that's it, Paula's fucked off, leaving me jilted after a typically short Vegas-esque marriage.
I need a new wife. Must enjoy housework. My lobby could do with a good buffing... if ya know what I mean (and by that I mean that Hoover ain't gonna turn itself on).
Apply within."
She'll come crawling back.....I give it a week....  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Bend over I'll buff your lobby
*sniggers*
Good, get the apron and gloves on then. And don't forget my glass of lemonade whilst I lay in my hammock sexually objectifying you "
Well you may as well its the closest I'm getting to any type of sex at the moment |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Bend over I'll buff your lobby
*sniggers*
Ahhhh.....the old avatar returns.....f**king love that pic!
Are you following me  
Feels like it....."
Well stop looking at my arse back there I have house work to do |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Bend over I'll buff your lobby
*sniggers*
Ahhhh.....the old avatar returns.....f**king love that pic!
Are you following me
Feels like it.....
Well stop looking at my arse back there I have house work to do "
I quite like looking at it though....'tis pleasing |
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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago
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"This is great, I want multiple wives *clicks
fingers*.
Fook me I have three daughters do you want me to set them on cleaning too "
hang on nn have you checked the hourly rate you might have to strike |
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