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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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FEMALE LONELY HEARTS ADS
What they really mean:
ADVENTUROUS = Slut
ATHLETIC = No tits
30 SOMETHING = 41
FUN = Annoying
WILD = Gets pissed easily
BEAUTIFUL EYES = Face like a robber's dog
SEEKS KNIGHT IN SHINING ARMOUR = Ex-Husbands a ****ing nutter
NEW-AGE = Hairy with a smelly fanny
HEADSTRONG = Argumentative
ENJOYS PUBBING & CLUBBING = Alcoholic
CURVY = Fat ****
CUDDLY = Fat ****
LIKES EATING OUT = Greedy fat ****
LIKES NIGHTS IN = Lazy fat ****.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"FEMALE LONELY HEARTS ADS
What they really mean:
ADVENTUROUS = Slut
ATHLETIC = No tits
30 SOMETHING = 41
FUN = Annoying
WILD = Gets pissed easily
BEAUTIFUL EYES = Face like a robber's dog
SEEKS KNIGHT IN SHINING ARMOUR = Ex-Husbands a ****ing nutter
NEW-AGE = Hairy with a smelly fanny
HEADSTRONG = Argumentative
ENJOYS PUBBING & CLUBBING = Alcoholic
CURVY = Fat ****
CUDDLY = Fat ****
LIKES EATING OUT = Greedy fat ****
LIKES NIGHTS IN = Lazy fat ****.
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Ooo ask him if hes got a brother lol |
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"That was mr P before anyone shoots mrs P lol
Funnily enough I think the majority of us guessed that!  "
Indeed... and a little curious why Mr P has spent so much time studying the 'female lonely hearts ads'   |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Could it, just possibly, be cut and pasted from an article or one of those e-mails that does the rounds, like so many others post? Maybe.
Is there humour in the thread and posts. Maybe  "
maybe baby .... and ive seen much better versions of that one |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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well i am told i have lovely eyes all the time ,, lol  and curvey 14 ,, now i sall see if i can Pinch the ince and mayhave to be on specile kay all week now ,, lol |
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"May be the reason I have not been successful on dating sites is that I am too honest about myself, and come across as a complete nutcase!!!  "
You are the bees in all depts Pearl. x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"May be the reason I have not been successful on dating sites is that I am too honest about myself, and come across as a complete nutcase!!!
You are the bees in all depts Pearl. x "
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You are too kind! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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as for men
single...cheating
adventurous...channel flicker
rugby build...fat
athletic...skinny
gsoh...no mates
seeking...a fuck
feminine...big tits
outgoing...will fuck on a first date
single female...someone who won't tell the wife
with gsoh...has own house and won't mind me dropping in as and when it suits me for a fuck
for long term friendship...for a fuck
maybe more...will come back and fuck you again if you're not ugly and won't tell the wife
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Calm down dears it's only a commercial
Love from Mr P (tall dark, handsome millionaire rock star with a 10 inch lady pleaser)
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The fact that you have a dwarf for a freind doesn't impress....... |
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"Calm down dears it's only a commercial
Love from Mr P (tall dark, handsome millionaire rock star with a 10 inch lady pleaser)
The fact that you have a dwarf for a freind doesn't impress......."
Silly Granny - his 10" lady pleaser is his cheque book.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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ok a non sexist one before I get any more abuse
Paddy loses his dog and is disraught, after a few weeks his wife said "why don't you put an ad in the local paper ? " h said he'd already tried that.
"what did it say" said his Mrs
"Here boy"
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By (user no longer on site)
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"lmao you gotta love a sense of humour and you missed out
innocent = liar
shy = hiding the fact i am a slut
lol
but ladies do your own version of a guy please
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