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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"Why am I already 2 hours behind this morning?
Procrastination
Guilty as charged.
Why do you think I started this thread?  "
Why do you think I'm on here reading it?
I'm now trying to decide if I still want to go to the supermarket in torrential rain or if I should just go and get on with risk assessments. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why am I already 2 hours behind this morning?
Procrastination
Guilty as charged.
Why do you think I started this thread? "
Because your Sunday is centred around the boredom that is a Fab Forum? |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
Why can't I get a meet?
Why do women complain about cock pics when they have boob pics?
Why do people block?
Why do people block for no reason?
Why are women/couples rude and ignorant and don't reply?
Why don't people read profiles?
Why do people read profiles and then ignore them? |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Why when the cats have got full bowls of water in the kitchen do they take it in turns to drink out the vase of flowers  "
Because they prefer slightly stale water. Fresh from the tap it still has a whiff of chlorine to their sensitive noses.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why when the cats have got full bowls of water in the kitchen do they take it in turns to drink out the vase of flowers
Because they prefer slightly stale water. Fresh from the tap it still has a whiff of chlorine to their sensitive noses.
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So then why does my cat get in the sink and drink straight from the tap?.....and more revoltingly, from the toilet? |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Why am I already 2 hours behind this morning?
Procrastination
Guilty as charged.
Why do you think I started this thread? Because your Sunday is centred around the boredom that is a Fab Forum?"
Absolutely. It's also Yorkshire Pudding Day and I daren't ask if we're having any today.
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Why can't I get a meet?
Why do women complain about cock pics when they have boob pics?
Why do people block?
Why do people block for no reason?
Why are women/couples rude and ignorant and don't reply?
Why don't people read profiles?
Why do people read profiles and then ignore them?"
Please enter these into the search bar and return with bar chart of the most popular answers.
I suspect the answers will be a variation of "because they can".
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Why when the cats have got full bowls of water in the kitchen do they take it in turns to drink out the vase of flowers
Because they prefer slightly stale water. Fresh from the tap it still has a whiff of chlorine to their sensitive noses.
So then why does my cat get in the sink and drink straight from the tap?.....and more revoltingly, from the toilet?"
Because it's running from the tap and it annoys you from the toilet.
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"Why when the cats have got full bowls of water in the kitchen do they take it in turns to drink out the vase of flowers
Because they prefer slightly stale water. Fresh from the tap it still has a whiff of chlorine to their sensitive noses.
So then why does my cat get in the sink and drink straight from the tap?.....and more revoltingly, from the toilet?"
It can open taps!?
Maybe it's doing a taste test 
Why are Easter eggs all over the shop? |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Why when the cats have got full bowls of water in the kitchen do they take it in turns to drink out the vase of flowers
Because they prefer slightly stale water. Fresh from the tap it still has a whiff of chlorine to their sensitive noses.
So then why does my cat get in the sink and drink straight from the tap?.....and more revoltingly, from the toilet?
It can open taps!?
Maybe it's doing a taste test
Why are Easter eggs all over the shop? "
Nobody knows! Some think they migrate from colder climes at this time of the year, others think it's an annual gathering designed to ruin the January diets.
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Why am I so cold when everyone else is warm 
Coz your not wearing as much clothes 
But I am wearing more  "
You need a good brisk rub down and to get in the middle of the warm people.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When will they find the Higgs boson particle ?
Yes. The little bugger is just playing hard to get.
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Would it help if they tried to remember where they left it the last time they had it? |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"When will they find the Higgs boson particle ?
Yes. The little bugger is just playing hard to get.
Would it help if they tried to remember where they left it the last time they had it?"
Almost certainly. It'll be in the last place they look.
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
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Q2 Where did you get them lovely teeth?
My dentist says he keeps a copy of that pic by his wife's head as he's making love to her. "
Years of wearing a brace and being fussy about cleaning them.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why is the answer, my friend, blowin' in the wind?
It helps move the spokes of the windmill in your mind.
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This is just like having the oracle at Delphi on tap! |
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