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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Line the gussett of ya skiddies with Duct tape, an get ya missus to pull 'em off
See.... simples 
Well i will pass that suggestion on to said mate. Will ordinary duct tape suffice? "
the standard grey stuff will suffice |
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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago
Up North :-) |
"Line the gussett of ya skiddies with Duct tape, an get ya missus to pull 'em off
See.... simples
Well i will pass that suggestion on to said mate. Will ordinary duct tape suffice?
the standard grey stuff will suffice "
Do you wear briefs or boxers when completing this task? I ask as i need to pass on the correct procedure to the friend? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Line the gussett of ya skiddies with Duct tape, an get ya missus to pull 'em off
See.... simples
Well i will pass that suggestion on to said mate. Will ordinary duct tape suffice?
the standard grey stuff will suffice
Do you wear briefs or boxers when completing this task? I ask as i need to pass on the correct procedure to the friend? "
Either will do. For best results you should carry out the "wedgie manouver" to ensure maximum area contact before whipping off said skiddies  |
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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago
Up North :-) |
"Line the gussett of ya skiddies with Duct tape, an get ya missus to pull 'em off
See.... simples
Well i will pass that suggestion on to said mate. Will ordinary duct tape suffice?
the standard grey stuff will suffice
Do you wear briefs or boxers when completing this task? I ask as i need to pass on the correct procedure to the friend?
Either will do. For best results you should carry out the "wedgie manouver" to ensure maximum area contact before whipping off said skiddies "
Cool!
Did you hear that Andy? Jack says duct tape and you can wear your Y-frounts but make sure you have them in a wedgie! |
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"sand paper,, or wire brush,, heard that's good for removing stuff,, 
That's what ya use to "calm" the area down afterwards "
o right ,,i was told a mild acid would cool and calm it after,,  |
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"First, wipe your arse with a Liverpool shirt....
Best use for a Liverpool shirt 
The top team in Manchester would look terrible with arse stains on the pail blue of the shirt. "
'Pail' being the operative word  |
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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago
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"The top team in Manchester would look terrible with arse stains on the pail blue of the shirt.
*Counts recent trophies won by two main Manchester football teams.*
*passes BB a calculator*"
Its city all the way in Manchester..... money talks after all ask Blackburn, ask Chelsea |
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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago
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"The top team in Manchester would look terrible with arse stains on the pail blue of the shirt.
*Counts recent trophies won by two main Manchester football teams.*
*passes BB a calculator*
Its city all the way in Manchester..... money talks after all ask Blackburn, ask Chelsea "
...Wolves, Derby, Notts County....
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"The top team in Manchester would look terrible with arse stains on the pail blue of the shirt.
*Counts recent trophies won by two main Manchester football teams.*
*passes BB a calculator*
Its city all the way in Manchester..... money talks after all ask Blackburn, ask Chelsea "
Blackburn?, Walkers millions only helped for one season |
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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago
Up North :-) |
"The top team in Manchester would look terrible with arse stains on the pail blue of the shirt.
*Counts recent trophies won by two main Manchester football teams.*
*passes BB a calculator*
Its city all the way in Manchester..... money talks after all ask Blackburn, ask Chelsea
...Wolves, Derby, Notts County....
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They dont have deep deep pockets. City are the moneybags team for the next 10 yrs. |
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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago
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"...Wolves, Derby, Notts County....
They dont have deep deep pockets. City are the moneybags team for the next 10 yrs. "
They did have at one point, and still did fuck all with it. Which is the city way with all things... |
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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago
Up North :-) |
"First, wipe your arse with a Liverpool shirt....
nah!,surely it's a man united shirt?,it is in this part of the country if you can't find a chelsea bumwipe."
Naaa they can't figure out if they are green and yellow or black white and shite |
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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago
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"nah!,surely it's a man united shirt?,it is in this part of the country if you can't find a chelsea bumwipe."
Ah yes, Kidderminster...natural rivals to both Chelsea & Man Utd.
That is like a potato worrying about the Antarctic ecosystem... |
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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago
Up North :-) |
"...Wolves, Derby, Notts County....
They dont have deep deep pockets. City are the moneybags team for the next 10 yrs.
They did have at one point, and still did fuck all with it. Which is the city way with all things..."
They have shake rattle and roll now in charge with all his oil millions. All them southerners coming up north will be wearing pail blue i guess shortly.  |
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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago
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"They have shake rattle and roll now in charge with all his oil millions. All them southerners coming up north will be wearing pail blue i guess shortly. "
Which is potentially a bit confusing for the people of kidderminster - do they switch their pointless unreciprocated hatred to the new glory hunters? |
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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago
Up North :-) |
"They have shake rattle and roll now in charge with all his oil millions. All them southerners coming up north will be wearing pail blue i guess shortly.
Which is potentially a bit confusing for the people of kidderminster - do they switch their pointless unreciprocated hatred to the new glory hunters?"
I suggest "thaay suput wool-verrr- am-tum" |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"They have shake rattle and roll now in charge with all his oil millions. All them southerners coming up north will be wearing pail blue i guess shortly.
Which is potentially a bit confusing for the people of kidderminster - do they switch their pointless unreciprocated hatred to the new glory hunters?
I suggest "thaay suput wool-verrr- am-tum" "
Bludy Norferners why dont you talk proper like wot we do... |
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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago
Up North :-) |
"They have shake rattle and roll now in charge with all his oil millions. All them southerners coming up north will be wearing pail blue i guess shortly.
Which is potentially a bit confusing for the people of kidderminster - do they switch their pointless unreciprocated hatred to the new glory hunters?
I suggest "thaay suput wool-verrr- am-tum"
Bludy Norferners why dont you talk proper like wot we do... "
All i can say to that is " pie n mash" |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"They have shake rattle and roll now in charge with all his oil millions. All them southerners coming up north will be wearing pail blue i guess shortly.
Which is potentially a bit confusing for the people of kidderminster - do they switch their pointless unreciprocated hatred to the new glory hunters?
I suggest "thaay suput wool-verrr- am-tum"
Bludy Norferners why dont you talk proper like wot we do...
All i can say to that is " pie n mash" "
Just avin some before I go to bed... |
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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago
Up North :-) |
"They have shake rattle and roll now in charge with all his oil millions. All them southerners coming up north will be wearing pail blue i guess shortly.
Which is potentially a bit confusing for the people of kidderminster - do they switch their pointless unreciprocated hatred to the new glory hunters?
I suggest "thaay suput wool-verrr- am-tum"
Bludy Norferners why dont you talk proper like wot we do...
All i can say to that is " pie n mash"
Just avin some before I go to bed... "
You will get indigestion and then bad dreams! |
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