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over a year ago
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"Anything in bright Pink 
Tottenham Shirts 
Gimp
I love bright pink and ya know what they say bout pink  "
real men wear pink? or the wear pink to make the boys wink? I am easily confued... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Anything in bright Pink
Tottenham Shirts
Gimp
I love bright pink and ya know what they say bout pink
real men wear pink? or the wear pink to make the boys wink? I am easily confued..."
The later, but yeah, it's usually Pink Wednesday at work. I draw the line at pink socks though. Fair game for undies, shirts etc... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Anything in bright Pink
Tottenham Shirts
Gimp
I love bright pink and ya know what they say bout pink
real men wear pink? or the wear pink to make the boys wink? I am easily confued..."
yea |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Brown shoes with a dark suit.
Black shoes with a light suit.
Black or brown shoes with a brown or black belt. Shoes and belt should always match.
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Same with collar and cuffs  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Coloured trousers on men. Eww!"
A staple of any wardrobe I'm afraid. I don't own denim, so without a pair of brightly coloured/contrasting trousers, I would have nothing to complement my array of t jackets.
With brown brogues, obviously |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Tight or extreme tapered jeans on regular fitting thighs and waist line.
Baggy jeans
Jeans with those shitty elasticated bottoms.
Regular fitted shirts that don't fit you. If you're slimmer build get a tailored or slim fitted one.
Jackups
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"Tight or extreme tapered jeans on regular fitting thighs and waist line.
Baggy jeans
Jeans with those shitty elasticated bottoms.
Regular fitted shirts that don't fit you. If you're slimmer build get a tailored or slim fitted one.
Jackups
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Ergh. Jackups. Yes! |
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Anything that makes you look like a sack of shit, such as those very baggy jeans that coexisted with saggy pants - ultra wide everywhere. Clothes should accentuate the form, not sicken others. How can you crotch watch a good package if it's submerged?
Combinations of stripes, checks, polka dots, patterns and fluorescent colours - just stay indoors or wear a sack. Individually it may be feasible but combined may create a vomit surging mess. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Brown shoes with a dark suit.
Black shoes with a light suit.
Black or brown shoes with a brown or black belt. Shoes and belt should always match.
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Shoes and hand bag should always match |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Brown shoes with a dark suit.
Black shoes with a light suit.
Black or brown shoes with a brown or black belt. Shoes and belt should always match.
Shoes and hand bag should always match "
I haven't got a handbag |
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"Not really a faux pas but I hate animal print in general. "
Absolutely allowed into infinity.
What needs some attention though is an overload of synthetic clothing. Please, let's have a good mix of naturals. |
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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago
Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you) |
I am probably guilty of more than a few of those. I usually switch between looking like I got dressed in the dark or I am wearing someone else's clothes and they aren't comfortable. It has been said I don't follow fashion but 'do my own thing' read into that whatever you will but I do know I don't feel good in clothes and prefer to be naked but unfortunately it isn't possible so you have to take me as you find me |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Brown shoes with a dark suit.
Black shoes with a light suit.
Black or brown shoes with a brown or black belt. Shoes and belt should always match.
Shoes and hand bag should always match "
Thought that went out the window years ago. I never match shoes and bags anymore
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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago
Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you) |
"Brown shoes with a dark suit.
Black shoes with a light suit.
Black or brown shoes with a brown or black belt. Shoes and belt should always match.
Shoes and hand bag should always match
Thought that went out the window years ago. I never match shoes and bags anymore
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Shall I budge up on the naughty step queenie so you can sit with me? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Brown shoes with a dark suit.
Black shoes with a light suit.
Black or brown shoes with a brown or black belt. Shoes and belt should always match.
Shoes and hand bag should always match
Thought that went out the window years ago. I never match shoes and bags anymore
Shall I budge up on the naughty step queenie so you can sit with me? "
Yes please. Although I do think matching bags and shoes is very 80s darllllling |
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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago
Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you) |
"Brown shoes with a dark suit.
Black shoes with a light suit.
Black or brown shoes with a brown or black belt. Shoes and belt should always match.
Shoes and hand bag should always match
Thought that went out the window years ago. I never match shoes and bags anymore
Shall I budge up on the naughty step queenie so you can sit with me?
Yes please. Although I do think matching bags and shoes is very 80s darllllling "
All my bags are Hello Kitty ones and don't match anything but each other so what would I know  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Brown shoes with a dark suit.
Black shoes with a light suit.
Black or brown shoes with a brown or black belt. Shoes and belt should always match.
Shoes and hand bag should always match
Thought that went out the window years ago. I never match shoes and bags anymore
Shall I budge up on the naughty step queenie so you can sit with me?
Yes please. Although I do think matching bags and shoes is very 80s darllllling
All my bags are Hello Kitty ones and don't match anything but each other so what would I know "
Have you checked to see if you can get matching shoes? |
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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago
Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you) |
"Brown shoes with a dark suit.
Black shoes with a light suit.
Black or brown shoes with a brown or black belt. Shoes and belt should always match.
Shoes and hand bag should always match
Thought that went out the window years ago. I never match shoes and bags anymore
Shall I budge up on the naughty step queenie so you can sit with me?
Yes please. Although I do think matching bags and shoes is very 80s darllllling
All my bags are Hello Kitty ones and don't match anything but each other so what would I know
Have you checked to see if you can get matching shoes? "
I have lots of hello kitty shoes  to be fair I have got a lot of hello kitty stuff.... My spare bedroom has been named 'the hello kitty room' by my long suffering husband but I don't care |
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By *eerobCouple
over a year ago
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This is frightening but agree with every contribution so far. Young guys that wear their trousers at the bottom of their arse so you can see their pants, kinda to do with the above... when the crotch of pants isarpund their knees and girls who wear lovely dresses or tops, then you can see bra straps under the straps or even worse when they have a sexy back to them and again the bra is very visible. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Trainers on men aged over thirty.
Tracksuit bottoms on anyone outside.
Hey I am over 30 and where traccys when I go to the gym
Is your gym outside ? "
Maybe he wears them to go to the gym and back |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Trainers on men aged over thirty.
Tracksuit bottoms on anyone outside.
Hey I am over 30 and where traccys when I go to the gym
Is your gym outside ?
Maybe he wears them to go to the gym and back "
Isn't that why gym bags were invented ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Trainers on men aged over thirty.
Tracksuit bottoms on anyone outside.
Hey I am over 30 and where traccys when I go to the gym
Is your gym outside ?
Maybe he wears them to go to the gym and back
Isn't that why gym bags were invented ?"
Indeed it is..but he's not the only one that does it. |
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