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Thanks for the memory ...
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Wandering down memory lane last night (a quiet night in ... on a Friday) when it occurred to me that all my swinging partners had expressions for me. Here's two of mine .... "Screws like a rattlesnake ..." and "Great fathering material, lousy father material ....". Anyone else have fond accolade recollections?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Right, got my scorecard ready.
Let's see how many:
Sucks like a Dyson
Can breath through his ears
Hung like a pit pony
Tight as a vestal virgins make an appearance!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Veering slightly from the topic ... i really love the "in extremis" cry of "Don't stop, PLEASE DON'T STOP" !! Where do they get the idea that I'm going to stop ... ever !! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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On a number of occasions i have been called a deity. I think. Why they have to keep telling me they're coming, i know not."
Brilliant ... love it. Proof that God is a man !!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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On a number of occasions i have been called a deity. I think. Why they have to keep telling me they're coming, i know not. Brilliant ... love it. Proof that God is a man !! "
havnt you heard when god made man SHE was only joking ...... |
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On a number of occasions i have been called a deity. I think. Why they have to keep telling me they're coming, i know not. Brilliant ... love it. Proof that God is a man !!
havnt you heard when god made man SHE was only joking ......"
If at first you dont suceed, try try again.
The inspiration for that was imalady. It could be God. But not to my first attempts at intercourse, oh no, nothing premature here. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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On a number of occasions i have been called a deity. I think. Why they have to keep telling me they're coming, i know not. Brilliant ... love it. Proof that God is a man !!
havnt you heard when god made man SHE was only joking ......
If at first you dont suceed, try try again.
The inspiration for that was imalady. It could be God. But not to my first attempts at intercourse, oh no, nothing premature here."
are you shaking your tic tacs at me mr fun guy ???? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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On a number of occasions i have been called a deity. I think. Why they have to keep telling me they're coming, i know not. Brilliant ... love it. Proof that God is a man !!
havnt you heard when god made man SHE was only joking ......
If at first you dont suceed, try try again.
The inspiration for that was imalady. It could be God. But not to my first attempts at intercourse, oh no, nothing premature here.
are you shaking your tic tacs at me mr fun guy ????"
or taking the proverbial ?? i cant help it if ive got a trigger happy lappy |
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By (user no longer on site)
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my guy always gets "magic fingers and tongue" - i have to agree
I always tend to get, shes got huge boobs, yeah well you try and carry them around with you 24/7, its hard work you know  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Right, got my scorecard ready.
Let's see how many:
Sucks like a Dyson
Can breath through his ears
Hung like a pit pony
Tight as a vestal virgins make an appearance! "
Plus,
Can suck a golf ball through a garden hose.
Don't let this one pass you by (buy, bye) grab him with both hands. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I always tend to get, shes got huge boobs, yeah well you try and carry them around with you 24/7, its hard work you know
Would you like help? I can do most weekends."
just read this made me really laugh out loud !! thanks sdm....funny guy !!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"just read this made me really laugh out loud !! thanks sdm....funny guy !!!
Ta. This offsets something I was told yesterday, so no worries about ego-inflation."
oh was somebody rude ?? cant understand it...arent we all here for a bit of a laugh ???? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"just read this made me really laugh out loud !! thanks sdm....funny guy !!!
Ta. This offsets something I was told yesterday, so no worries about ego-inflation."
I don't see how anyone could be negative about you xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"been referred to as Queen Bitch but took it as a compliment as it was said in a ... well... heavy breathing kind of way "
Oh rite ----Sounds marvellous! lol  |
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