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silly fun, Limericks or Rhymes to make us smile.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Silly fun Limericks or Rhymes can you tell us your best ones to make us smile on this cold day OOO PLEASE .. GO ON kisses too ok licks and nibbles . xxxxxxx  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"There was a young man from Lean
Invented a wanking machine
On the 24th stroke
the fucking thing broke
and whipped his poor balls to cream
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lol xxxxxx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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A flea and a fly in a flue
Were imprisoned, so what could they do?
Said the fly, "let us flee!"
"Let us fly!" said the flea.
So they flew through a flaw in the flue.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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There once was an artist named Saint,
Who swallowed some samples of paint.
All shades of the spectrum
Flowed out of his rectum
With a colourful lack of restraint. |
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Not a rhym or limerick but read this the other day......
"odd when we get it on we help each other get undressed, yet after we have do it ourselfes?
The iorony is ' nobody helps you when you,ve been fucked'.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Seasons in the sun by Terry Jacks came on the other day in collage and I started singing 'We have joy we have fun flicking boogies at the sun' - everyone stopped and just looked at me 
Guess not many know that version
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There was a boy called Billy,
who had a five foot willy...
and he showed it to the girl next door,
She thought it was a snake,
so she hit it with a rake...
and now it's only four foot four!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There was a young lad from Penge,
Who liked to be milked again and again,
He loved his protein,
And fucking on the green,
He's coming to Lickety's Amen!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I dream of meeting this guy one day,
Fucking and licking, having a good old play.
His abs are like steel,
I can't wait to have a feel.
The guy I want is Ejay
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I dream of meeting this guy one day,
Fucking and licking, having a good old play.
His abs are like steel,
I can't wait to have a feel.
The guy I want is Ejay
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Simply amazing  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I dream of meeting this guy one day,
Fucking and licking, having a good old play.
His abs are like steel,
I can't wait to have a feel.
The guy I want is Ejay
Simply amazing "
No end to my talents puppy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There was a young man from Nantucket
Who's cock was so long he could suck it
He said with a grin wiping spunk from his chin
If my ear was a cunt then I'd fuck it!! |
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