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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Acerbic Wit and Paula All Alone would like to formally invite you all to join us as we celebrate our union in holy matrimony.
I gave her my finger, she stuck it in her ring. I couldn't be happier.
Now there will be stag and hen parties. For the lads, we'll be hitting the obligatory titty bars and I'm gonna personally get me my one last finger-blast as a free man. My beautiful wife-to-be however will be munching doughnuts off a massive stripper's cock, but she's assured me she won't make eye contact or give the balls any love.
See you all there, fuck-faces  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Is Paula consenting or is this a forced marriage ? Either way, who are the groomsmen, best man and bridesmaids ? I vote Shag Tonight for best man. "
Of course Shag is best man. As long as he behaves himself on the wedding day, the naughty boy. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Is Paula consenting or is this a forced marriage ? Either way, who are the groomsmen, best man and bridesmaids ? I vote Shag Tonight for best man.
Of course Shag is best man. As long as he behaves himself on the wedding day, the naughty boy."
Just give him his haribo cola bottles |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Is Paula consenting or is this a forced marriage ? Either way, who are the groomsmen, best man and bridesmaids ? I vote Shag Tonight for best man.
Of course Shag is best man. As long as he behaves himself on the wedding day, the naughty boy.
Just give him his haribo cola bottles"
Haribo ring lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Is Paula consenting or is this a forced marriage ? Either way, who are the groomsmen, best man and bridesmaids ? I vote Shag Tonight for best man.
Of course Shag is best man. As long as he behaves himself on the wedding day, the naughty boy.
Just give him his haribo cola bottles Haribo ring lol"
Good call. Paula, honey? You know when I told you to go out and get the biggest, most expensive fuck-off ring money could buy? Well there's a change of plan. Shag's getting Haribo and I'm getting hookers. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Is Paula consenting or is this a forced marriage ? Either way, who are the groomsmen, best man and bridesmaids ? I vote Shag Tonight for best man.
Of course Shag is best man. As long as he behaves himself on the wedding day, the naughty boy."
I bagsied bridesmaid earlier!! :D |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Is Paula consenting or is this a forced marriage ? Either way, who are the groomsmen, best man and bridesmaids ? I vote Shag Tonight for best man.
Of course Shag is best man. As long as he behaves himself on the wedding day, the naughty boy.
I bagsied bridesmaid earlier!! :D"
Mimieux,
As bridesmaid, you have a legal obligation to milk Shag's cock behind some bush in Penge.
Dem's the rules. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Is Paula consenting or is this a forced marriage ? Either way, who are the groomsmen, best man and bridesmaids ? I vote Shag Tonight for best man.
Of course Shag is best man. As long as he behaves himself on the wedding day, the naughty boy.
I bagsied bridesmaid earlier!! :D
Mimieux,
As bridesmaid, you have a legal obligation to milk Shag's cock behind some bush in Penge.
Dem's the rules."
I just about to point that out |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is Paula consenting or is this a forced marriage ? Either way, who are the groomsmen, best man and bridesmaids ? I vote Shag Tonight for best man.
Of course Shag is best man. As long as he behaves himself on the wedding day, the naughty boy.
I bagsied bridesmaid earlier!! :D
Mimieux,
As bridesmaid, you have a legal obligation to milk Shag's cock behind some bush in Penge.
Dem's the rules."
as long as you're involved I'm in!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is Paula consenting or is this a forced marriage ? Either way, who are the groomsmen, best man and bridesmaids ? I vote Shag Tonight for best man.
Of course Shag is best man. As long as he behaves himself on the wedding day, the naughty boy.
I bagsied bridesmaid earlier!! :D
Mimieux,
As bridesmaid, you have a legal obligation to milk Shag's cock behind some bush in Penge.
Dem's the rules.
as long as you're involved I'm in! "
If your getting milking duty, can I have the flower girl?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is Paula consenting or is this a forced marriage ? Either way, who are the groomsmen, best man and bridesmaids ? I vote Shag Tonight for best man.
Of course Shag is best man. As long as he behaves himself on the wedding day, the naughty boy.
I bagsied bridesmaid earlier!! :D
Mimieux,
As bridesmaid, you have a legal obligation to milk Shag's cock behind some bush in Penge.
Dem's the rules.
as long as you're involved I'm in!
If your getting milking duty, can I have the flower girl? "
aye, go on then. As long as she wants to, that is! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Is Paula consenting or is this a forced marriage ? Either way, who are the groomsmen, best man and bridesmaids ? I vote Shag Tonight for best man.
Of course Shag is best man. As long as he behaves himself on the wedding day, the naughty boy.
I bagsied bridesmaid earlier!! :D
Mimieux,
As bridesmaid, you have a legal obligation to milk Shag's cock behind some bush in Penge.
Dem's the rules.
as long as you're involved I'm in! "
 But what about Paula? She would eat my balls for breakfast, and not in a good way either. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is Paula consenting or is this a forced marriage ? Either way, who are the groomsmen, best man and bridesmaids ? I vote Shag Tonight for best man.
Of course Shag is best man. As long as he behaves himself on the wedding day, the naughty boy.
I bagsied bridesmaid earlier!! :D
Mimieux,
As bridesmaid, you have a legal obligation to milk Shag's cock behind some bush in Penge.
Dem's the rules.
as long as you're involved I'm in!
But what about Paula? She would eat my balls for breakfast, and not in a good way either."
Paula is more than welcome to join in too! I assumed (however incorrectly!) That a marriage between two swingers would be open, sexually?! |
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"Is Paula consenting or is this a forced marriage ? Either way, who are the groomsmen, best man and bridesmaids ? I vote Shag Tonight for best man.
Of course Shag is best man. As long as he behaves himself on the wedding day, the naughty boy.
I bagsied bridesmaid earlier!! :D
Mimieux,
As bridesmaid, you have a legal obligation to milk Shag's cock behind some bush in Penge.
Dem's the rules.
as long as you're involved I'm in!
If your getting milking duty, can I have the flower girl?
aye, go on then. As long as she wants to, that is! "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Is Paula consenting or is this a forced marriage ? Either way, who are the groomsmen, best man and bridesmaids ? I vote Shag Tonight for best man.
Of course Shag is best man. As long as he behaves himself on the wedding day, the naughty boy.
I bagsied bridesmaid earlier!! :D
Mimieux,
As bridesmaid, you have a legal obligation to milk Shag's cock behind some bush in Penge.
Dem's the rules.
as long as you're involved I'm in!
But what about Paula? She would eat my balls for breakfast, and not in a good way either.
Paula is more than welcome to join in too! I assumed (however incorrectly!) That a marriage between two swingers would be open, sexually?! "
You just want my dick all up in your vag. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Is Paula consenting or is this a forced marriage ? Either way, who are the groomsmen, best man and bridesmaids ? I vote Shag Tonight for best man.
Of course Shag is best man. As long as he behaves himself on the wedding day, the naughty boy.
I bagsied bridesmaid earlier!! :D
Mimieux,
As bridesmaid, you have a legal obligation to milk Shag's cock behind some bush in Penge.
Dem's the rules.
as long as you're involved I'm in!
But what about Paula? She would eat my balls for breakfast, and not in a good way either.
Paula is more than welcome to join in too! I assumed (however incorrectly!) That a marriage between two swingers would be open, sexually?!
You just want my dick all up in your vag."
... You got me. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Is it a sit down do or a boofay?
Proper sit down do, chair covers and hot plates I hear!
It's costing acerbic a pretty penny by all accounts "
I'll expect steak and not the cheaper chicken then. Is there a champagne bar? |
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"Is it a sit down do or a boofay?
Proper sit down do, chair covers and hot plates I hear!
It's costing acerbic a pretty penny by all accounts "
I'm saving a shitload on account of giving Paula a top-of-the-range Haribo ring. I treat her so well. She can wear it, then suck it off. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Is it a sit down do or a boofay?
Proper sit down do, chair covers and hot plates I hear!
It's costing acerbic a pretty penny by all accounts
I'll expect steak and not the cheaper chicken then. Is there a champagne bar? "
Ten crates of a variety of the best champagne known to.....err....you 
And it's individualised menu's, whatever you want...go mad |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Is it a sit down do or a boofay?
Proper sit down do, chair covers and hot plates I hear!
It's costing acerbic a pretty penny by all accounts
I'm saving a shitload on account of giving Paula a top-of-the-range Haribo ring. I treat her so well. She can wear it, then suck it off."
Going for the high end tangfastic ring for that extra bling? Nice!
She's worth it, she has a little bit of class about her that lass. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Is it a sit down do or a boofay?
Proper sit down do, chair covers and hot plates I hear!
It's costing acerbic a pretty penny by all accounts
I'll expect steak and not the cheaper chicken then. Is there a champagne bar?
Ten crates of a variety of the best champagne known to.....err....you
And it's individualised menu's, whatever you want...go mad "
I'll have pie mash n licker then |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is it a sit down do or a boofay?
Proper sit down do, chair covers and hot plates I hear!
It's costing acerbic a pretty penny by all accounts
I'll expect steak and not the cheaper chicken then. Is there a champagne bar?
Ten crates of a variety of the best champagne known to.....err....you
And it's individualised menu's, whatever you want...go mad
I'll have pie mash n licker then "
I'll tack it to the seating plan for the chefs 
Also (insert own joke regarding 'licker') lol |
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