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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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This is a constant niggle. A lot of the profiles of men on here come across as a bit too 'nicey-nicey' and aiming to please a little too much.
"I'm clean! I'm respectable! I'm not pushy! Happy to chat with anyone! Blah, blah, blah", etc.
Look, just call a spade a spade and be all like "I wanna get sucked off to the hinge end behind a bush in Penge". People appreciate honesty. I'm mostly a massive twat, but at least I admit it. Sure, that puts a lot of women off, but it's all worth it when someone 'gets me' and what I'm all about.
So in short, whip your cock out and shove it in as many mushes as possible (metaphorically of course). |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This is a constant niggle. A lot of the profiles of men on here come across as a bit too 'nicey-nicey' and aiming to please a little too much.
"I'm clean! I'm respectable! I'm not pushy! Happy to chat with anyone! Blah, blah, blah", etc.
Look, just call a spade a spade and be all like "I wanna get sucked off to the hinge end behind a bush in Penge". People appreciate honesty. I'm mostly a massive twat, but at least I admit it. Sure, that puts a lot of women off, but it's all worth it when someone 'gets me' and what I'm all about.
So in short, whip your cock out and shove it in as many mushes as possible (metaphorically of course)."
A strong personality, certainly. Perhaps be a little more restrained in your posts? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"This is a constant niggle. A lot of the profiles of men on here come across as a bit too 'nicey-nicey' and aiming to please a little too much.
"I'm clean! I'm respectable! I'm not pushy! Happy to chat with anyone! Blah, blah, blah", etc.
Look, just call a spade a spade and be all like "I wanna get sucked off to the hinge end behind a bush in Penge". People appreciate honesty. I'm mostly a massive twat, but at least I admit it. Sure, that puts a lot of women off, but it's all worth it when someone 'gets me' and what I'm all about.
So in short, whip your cock out and shove it in as many mushes as possible (metaphorically of course).
A strong personality, certainly. Perhaps be a little more restrained in your posts?"
Yeah nah. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've spent the last week picking scabs off my cock and every time I piss it burns like fuck. I'd like to sleep with anyone and anything. PS don't like fat chicks.
That kinda real shit? |
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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago
MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire) |
"This is a constant niggle. A lot of the profiles of men on here come across as a bit too 'nicey-nicey' and aiming to please a little too much.
"I'm clean! I'm respectable! I'm not pushy! Happy to chat with anyone! Blah, blah, blah", etc.
Look, just call a spade a spade and be all like "I wanna get sucked off to the hinge end behind a bush in Penge". People appreciate honesty. I'm mostly a massive twat, but at least I admit it. Sure, that puts a lot of women off, but it's all worth it when someone 'gets me' and what I'm all about.
So in short, whip your cock out and shove it in as many mushes as possible (metaphorically of course)."
That blunt an approach would be an instant block from me.
I'm not on here for romance or the love of my life (I've never been in love, don't believe in it) but I'm not an unpaid prostitute either just here to satisfy men and take cock however they deem fit. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've spent the last week picking scabs off my cock and every time I piss it burns like fuck. I'd like to sleep with anyone and anything. PS don't like fat chicks.
That kinda real shit?"
*swoon*  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This is a constant niggle. A lot of the profiles of men on here come across as a bit too 'nicey-nicey' and aiming to please a little too much.
"I'm clean! I'm respectable! I'm not pushy! Happy to chat with anyone! Blah, blah, blah", etc.
Look, just call a spade a spade and be all like "I wanna get sucked off to the hinge end behind a bush in Penge". People appreciate honesty. I'm mostly a massive twat, but at least I admit it. Sure, that puts a lot of women off, but it's all worth it when someone 'gets me' and what I'm all about.
So in short, whip your cock out and shove it in as many mushes as possible (metaphorically of course)."
You are my ideal man!! Marry me!!  |
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"I've spent the last week picking scabs off my cock and every time I piss it burns like fuck. I'd like to sleep with anyone and anything. PS don't like fat chicks.
That kinda real shit?"
I'd bang you.. Round the head with a shovel xD what's wrong with fat chicks?! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This is a constant niggle. A lot of the profiles of men on here come across as a bit too 'nicey-nicey' and aiming to please a little too much.
"I'm clean! I'm respectable! I'm not pushy! Happy to chat with anyone! Blah, blah, blah", etc.
Look, just call a spade a spade and be all like "I wanna get sucked off to the hinge end behind a bush in Penge". People appreciate honesty. I'm mostly a massive twat, but at least I admit it. Sure, that puts a lot of women off, but it's all worth it when someone 'gets me' and what I'm all about.
So in short, whip your cock out and shove it in as many mushes as possible (metaphorically of course).
You are my ideal man!! Marry me!! "
Can I be a bridesmaid and organize a party or five?! We can rent out a club for a night of pre (or post, I don't judge!) marriage naughtiness?! :D |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"This is a constant niggle. A lot of the profiles of men on here come across as a bit too 'nicey-nicey' and aiming to please a little too much.
"I'm clean! I'm respectable! I'm not pushy! Happy to chat with anyone! Blah, blah, blah", etc.
Look, just call a spade a spade and be all like "I wanna get sucked off to the hinge end behind a bush in Penge". People appreciate honesty. I'm mostly a massive twat, but at least I admit it. Sure, that puts a lot of women off, but it's all worth it when someone 'gets me' and what I'm all about.
So in short, whip your cock out and shove it in as many mushes as possible (metaphorically of course).
You are my ideal man!! Marry me!!
Can I be a bridesmaid and organize a party or five?! We can rent out a club for a night of pre (or post, I don't judge!) marriage naughtiness?! :D "
Absolutely! Sounds like a good enough reason for wedlock to me!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"This is a constant niggle. A lot of the profiles of men on here come across as a bit too 'nicey-nicey' and aiming to please a little too much.
"I'm clean! I'm respectable! I'm not pushy! Happy to chat with anyone! Blah, blah, blah", etc.
Look, just call a spade a spade and be all like "I wanna get sucked off to the hinge end behind a bush in Penge". People appreciate honesty. I'm mostly a massive twat, but at least I admit it. Sure, that puts a lot of women off, but it's all worth it when someone 'gets me' and what I'm all about.
So in short, whip your cock out and shove it in as many mushes as possible (metaphorically of course).
You are my ideal man!! Marry me!!
Can I be a bridesmaid and organize a party or five?! We can rent out a club for a night of pre (or post, I don't judge!) marriage naughtiness?! :D
Absolutely! Sounds like a good enough reason for wedlock to me!! "
That's an 'I do' from you... Acerbic Wit... care to weigh in? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"This is a constant niggle. A lot of the profiles of men on here come across as a bit too 'nicey-nicey' and aiming to please a little too much.
"I'm clean! I'm respectable! I'm not pushy! Happy to chat with anyone! Blah, blah, blah", etc.
Look, just call a spade a spade and be all like "I wanna get sucked off to the hinge end behind a bush in Penge". People appreciate honesty. I'm mostly a massive twat, but at least I admit it. Sure, that puts a lot of women off, but it's all worth it when someone 'gets me' and what I'm all about.
So in short, whip your cock out and shove it in as many mushes as possible (metaphorically of course).
You are my ideal man!! Marry me!!
Can I be a bridesmaid and organize a party or five?! We can rent out a club for a night of pre (or post, I don't judge!) marriage naughtiness?! :D
Absolutely! Sounds like a good enough reason for wedlock to me!!
That's an 'I do' from you... Acerbic Wit... care to weigh in? "
Paula, it would be my honour to stick my finger in your ring. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"This is a constant niggle. A lot of the profiles of men on here come across as a bit too 'nicey-nicey' and aiming to please a little too much.
"I'm clean! I'm respectable! I'm not pushy! Happy to chat with anyone! Blah, blah, blah", etc.
Look, just call a spade a spade and be all like "I wanna get sucked off to the hinge end behind a bush in Penge". People appreciate honesty. I'm mostly a massive twat, but at least I admit it. Sure, that puts a lot of women off, but it's all worth it when someone 'gets me' and what I'm all about.
So in short, whip your cock out and shove it in as many mushes as possible (metaphorically of course).
You are my ideal man!! Marry me!!
Can I be a bridesmaid and organize a party or five?! We can rent out a club for a night of pre (or post, I don't judge!) marriage naughtiness?! :D
Absolutely! Sounds like a good enough reason for wedlock to me!!
That's an 'I do' from you... Acerbic Wit... care to weigh in?
Paula, it would be my honour to stick my finger in your ring."
Well you can - but it might not come out smelling of roses!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"This is a constant niggle. A lot of the profiles of men on here come across as a bit too 'nicey-nicey' and aiming to please a little too much.
"I'm clean! I'm respectable! I'm not pushy! Happy to chat with anyone! Blah, blah, blah", etc.
Look, just call a spade a spade and be all like "I wanna get sucked off to the hinge end behind a bush in Penge". People appreciate honesty. I'm mostly a massive twat, but at least I admit it. Sure, that puts a lot of women off, but it's all worth it when someone 'gets me' and what I'm all about.
So in short, whip your cock out and shove it in as many mushes as possible (metaphorically of course).
You are my ideal man!! Marry me!!
Can I be a bridesmaid and organize a party or five?! We can rent out a club for a night of pre (or post, I don't judge!) marriage naughtiness?! :D
Absolutely! Sounds like a good enough reason for wedlock to me!!
That's an 'I do' from you... Acerbic Wit... care to weigh in?
Paula, it would be my honour to stick my finger in your ring.
Well you can - but it might not come out smelling of roses! "
But it would've been in a rosebud, it only makes sense. |
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