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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Just been watching the news about companies in Stockholm who are micro chipping staff, the chip allows them access into he building, to open interior doors, unlocking computers, use of photo copiers, use of food and drink machines in the cafe, in fact everything within the firm require the micro chip to access it

Not sure I like the idea and if I went for a job and they offered me the position on accordance I got micro chipped I think I'd turn their offer down

Would you get micro chipped?

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By *iewMan  over a year ago
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Angus & Findhorn

No, not to work the photocopier....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago
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No way

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire

Wouldn't bother me would save endless time tapping in passwords

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Wouldn't bother me would save endless time tapping in passwords"

It would but I just don't like the idea, you couldn't even go for a shit without them knowing exactly where you were

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

What happens if you leave there, do they remove it or just deactivate it?

While it would remove the problem that I have with losing my work fob all the time, it's a bit too scary for me...

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By *ee VianteWoman  over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Not a hope in hell.

I *might* consider a wristband with a chip that was left at work in a locker, put on when I arrive and taken off when I leave. Only, however, if it didn't track my movements. I don't want to be tracked going to the loo either!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Have the chip in my head and wear my tinfoil hat

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

No way

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By *bi HaiveMan  over a year ago
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Cheeseville, Somerset

Fuck no!!

No doubt some on here would suggest it as a means of identifying fellow Fabbers in asda/Costa/Aldi etc and tracking their meets to check k they weren't timewasters!

And they can feck off too!

A

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By *radleyandRavenCouple  over a year ago

Herts

Hell no!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

What a brilliant idea - NOT!

They clearly haven't considered that from time to time, some staff leave the company to go work elsewhere.

Would they continue to have access to the building long after they leave?

(Actually, I know that access can be re-programmed, so this is avoidable)

Do the company surgically remove the chip when an employee leaves?

Why not master fingerprint and iris scanners rather than injecting bits of tech into our bodies.

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By *cottybhoyMan  over a year ago

falkirk

And if you had a wank near the photocopier you could end up with hundreds of accidental copies lol

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By *ust RachelTV/TS  over a year ago

Horsham


"Wouldn't bother me would save endless time tapping in passwords

It would but I just don't like the idea, you couldn't even go for a shit without them knowing exactly where you were "

Think of it from another way, say you collapse in work, you can be found quicker.

Would they remove It when you leave the company though?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm completely against it. Thin end of a horrendous wedge.

The ultimate control mechanism.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I wouldn't be up for being micro chipped, no. Sounds impractical in the long term anyway, and it's expensive I believe.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Sure our kids have us chipped or some sort of device to keep tabs on us...cos if we manage to escape them within a few hours they are asking where we are....the buggers

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire

It would be interesting to read this in 20 years time when we could all have to be micro chipped for various reasons.

We all hated the idea of CCTV at one time and now its just part of our lives

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'd go for it like a wee kitty.

If I wandered off from the direction of home, perhaps d*unk, got lost, took shelter in a shed and another family fed me for a week or so they could check to see who my real family were and return me home.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS  over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

A friend of mine works in the McCain's factory and he had to get oven chipped.

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By *ookingaboutMan  over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"Just been watching the news about companies in Stockholm who are micro chipping staff, the chip allows them access into he building, to open interior doors, unlocking computers, use of photo copiers, use of food and drink machines in the cafe, in fact everything within the firm require the micro chip to access it

Not sure I like the idea and if I went for a job and they offered me the position on accordance I got micro chipped I think I'd turn their offer down

Would you get micro chipped?"

I would not get chipped, surely it against human rights to force people to undergo surgery (however minor) to be accepted for a job

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I don't even like carry my phone round, because of the info that can be collected.

I know I have got the cat chipped and I know it's double standards but no-ones sticking one in me. I don't want monitoring.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A friend of mine works in the McCain's factory and he had to get oven chipped. "

I'm gonna steal that bad boy!

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By *inaTitzTV/TS  over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"A friend of mine works in the McCain's factory and he had to get oven chipped.

I'm gonna steal that bad boy!"

Feel free; personally I'm still shocked about what happened to my other pal - he worked in the smash factory and it wasn't pretty.

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By *icketysplitsWoman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I'm completely against it. Thin end of a horrendous wedge.

The ultimate control mechanism. "

Plus why are we adding bits of technology subcutaneously?

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By *icketysplitsWoman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"A friend of mine works in the McCain's factory and he had to get oven chipped. "

The only chip I'm interested in having inserted is Chipahoy

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By *inaTitzTV/TS  over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"A friend of mine works in the McCain's factory and he had to get oven chipped.

The only chip I'm interested in having inserted is Chipahoy "

May I join that queue?

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By *icketysplitsWoman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"A friend of mine works in the McCain's factory and he had to get oven chipped.

The only chip I'm interested in having inserted is Chipahoy

May I join that queue? "

Daisy chain?

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By *inaTitzTV/TS  over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"

Daisy chain?"

I think I know her.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"It would be interesting to read this in 20 years time when we could all have to be micro chipped for various reasons.

We all hated the idea of CCTV at one time and now its just part of our lives"

it's part of your life maybe! Not mine.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

No chance. I'm already traced with my phone. i don't wanna be tagged like a dog too.

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By *ezebelWoman  over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest


"And if you had a wank near the photocopier you could end up with hundreds of accidental copies lol "

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire


"It would be interesting to read this in 20 years time when we could all have to be micro chipped for various reasons.

We all hated the idea of CCTV at one time and now its just part of our lives it's part of your life maybe! Not mine.

"

what do you do then if its not part of your life stay in your house all the time

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