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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Sexy naked man to give me endless massages on demand. To cook me healthy food and to pour me glasses of wine when i request.
oh and needs to be shit hot in bed, a right dirty bastard and to love havin his cock sucked 
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Why do you say these things, then have on your profile things like "Not meeting, not chatting, so don't even message"?"
because thats my way of keeping mail right down.. i very rarely get the urge to meet or get the oppertunity so for the most part my profile is very accurate. its down to me when i will meet
dont believe everything but im not afraid to seek out what i want and not just settle for who wants me.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sexy naked man to give me endless massages on demand. To cook me healthy food and to pour me glasses of wine when i request.
oh and needs to be shit hot in bed, a right dirty bastard and to love havin his cock sucked
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Madam! ... May I present to you... myself! ( bows head, kisses hand in the style of Pepe Le Pew)
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Why do you say these things, then have on your profile things like "Not meeting, not chatting, so don't even message"?"
With a face and body like hers, this sexy lady can say what ever she wants!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Why do you say these things, then have on your profile things like "Not meeting, not chatting, so don't even message"?
because thats my way of keeping mail right down.. i very rarely get the urge to meet or get the oppertunity so for the most part my profile is very accurate. its down to me when i will meet
dont believe everything but im not afraid to seek out what i want and not just settle for who wants me.. "
Yes, but sass, by starting this thread, you think that's gonna keep your mail down? Doesn't bother me, it's just a bit counter-productive maybe? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Wanted ad:
A cock hungry nympho sex maniac that likes it in all 3 holes and as a finish move a facial, apply within - all offers considers, age from 18 to 93  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sexy naked man to give me endless massages on demand. To cook me healthy food and to pour me glasses of wine when i request.
oh and needs to be shit hot in bed, a right dirty bastard and to love havin his cock sucked
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I would echo that wish but substitute the words "woman" for "man" and "pussy licked" for "cock sucked".
I suspect we are both going to be disappointed.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Wanted ad:
A cock hungry nympho sex maniac that likes it in all 3 holes and as a finish move a facial, apply within - all offers considers, age from 18 to 93 "
Oh Shag, you old romantic, you. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Wanted ad:
A cock hungry nympho sex maniac that likes it in all 3 holes and as a finish move a facial, apply within - all offers considers, age from 18 to 93 "
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"Wanted ad:
A cock hungry nympho sex maniac that likes it in all 3 holes and as a finish move a facial, apply within - all offers considers, age from 18 to 93 "
and what the bloody hell is wrong with 94 year olds |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Wanted ad:
A cock hungry nympho sex maniac that likes it in all 3 holes and as a finish move a facial, apply within - all offers considers, age from 18 to 93
Oh Shag, you old romantic, you."
lol thanks, mind you yes I do provide the haribos as foreplay. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wanted ad:
A cock hungry nympho sex maniac that likes it in all 3 holes and as a finish move a facial, apply within - all offers considers, age from 18 to 93 and what the bloody hell is wrong with 94 year olds "
lol ther is not, can stretch it to an even number, 100 years old. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Wanted ad:
A cock hungry nympho sex maniac that likes it in all 3 holes and as a finish move a facial, apply within - all offers considers, age from 18 to 93
Oh Shag, you old romantic, you.lol thanks, mind you yes I do provide the haribos as foreplay."
I'm in! So, your bush or mine?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Wanted ad:
A cock hungry nympho sex maniac that likes it in all 3 holes and as a finish move a facial, apply within - all offers considers, age from 18 to 93
Oh Shag, you old romantic, you.lol thanks, mind you yes I do provide the haribos as foreplay.
I'm in! So, your bush or mine? "
lol women tho, but we can watch the big brother. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Wanted ad:
A cock hungry nympho sex maniac that likes it in all 3 holes and as a finish move a facial, apply within - all offers considers, age from 18 to 93
Oh Shag, you old romantic, you.lol thanks, mind you yes I do provide the haribos as foreplay.
I'm in! So, your bush or mine? lol women tho, but we can watch the big brother."
Deal. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well I would also like one of these men....
BUT.... Does a man like this really exist?  
yet to find him yet "
Keep searching and when you eventually do find one make sure he has an identical twin who does everything the same |
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By *abioMan
over a year ago
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"Sexy naked man to give me endless massages on demand. To cook me healthy food and to pour me glasses of wine when i request.
oh and needs to be shit hot in bed, a right dirty bastard and to love havin his cock sucked
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if there is a female version of this... shout me...
signed
"recovering" of tyneside.... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I just want a woman who's willing to stroke my back until i fall asleep "
i'll add that to my list too.. thats pretty lush just tracing words/shapes on a persons back.. proper relaxing |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I just want a woman who's willing to stroke my back until i fall asleep
I love that,but I'm extremely ticklish,so I can't have anyone touch my spine "
Fuck off I said me not you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Technically dating a joiner now.. Great with his hands, ex 5star chef so amazing cook, gorgeous & amazing in bed so guys like that do exist unfortunately i nabbed him for myself |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Technically dating a joiner now.. Great with his hands, ex 5star chef so amazing cook, gorgeous & amazing in bed so guys like that do exist unfortunately i nabbed him for myself"
High 5..  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Technically dating a joiner now.. Great with his hands, ex 5star chef so amazing cook, gorgeous & amazing in bed so guys like that do exist unfortunately i nabbed him for myself"
Delighted for you honey!! |
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"Well I would also like one of these men....
BUT.... Does a man like this really exist? "
Of course he does, we can have a few of them each. Fellas - you know what to, apply accordingly to us all. |
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"Sexy naked man to give me endless massages on demand. To cook me healthy food and to pour me glasses of wine when i request.
oh and needs to be shit hot in bed, a right dirty bastard and to love havin his cock sucked
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is that all i was expecting much more to the list than that |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Sexy naked man to give me endless massages on demand. To cook me healthy food and to pour me glasses of wine when i request.
oh and needs to be shit hot in bed, a right dirty bastard and to love havin his cock sucked
is that all i was expecting much more to the list than that "
easy pleased you see lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"so what happened to
can do diy
able to fix a car
able to do house cleaning
making a loverly garden from a mess "
yup i'll add those to the list also |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wanted ad:
A cock hungry nympho sex maniac that likes it in all 3 holes and as a finish move a facial, apply within - all offers considers, age from 18 to 93
Oh Shag, you old romantic, you.lol thanks, mind you yes I do provide the haribos as foreplay."
SHAG I AM IN. How could I refuse the Haribo?!?! |
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"Sexy naked man to give me endless massages on demand. To cook me healthy food and to pour me glasses of wine when i request.
oh and needs to be shit hot in bed, a right dirty bastard and to love havin his cock sucked
So what does the guy get in return?
a life of misery hahaha
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its not enough i want more i want my back massaged as well
and a lady to cook nice food, shes also welcome to come and sit on me and bounce away as much as she likes to do as i like a lady on top |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Sexy naked man to give me endless massages on demand. To cook me healthy food and to pour me glasses of wine when i request.
oh and needs to be shit hot in bed, a right dirty bastard and to love havin his cock sucked
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Ooh why didn't you say that when we first chatted or did my stalker like tendencies put you off  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Sexy naked man to give me endless massages on demand. To cook me healthy food and to pour me glasses of wine when i request.
oh and needs to be shit hot in bed, a right dirty bastard and to love havin his cock sucked
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You rang M'lady? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sexy naked man to give me endless massages on demand. To cook me healthy food and to pour me glasses of wine when i request.
oh and needs to be shit hot in bed, a right dirty bastard and to love havin his cock sucked
Ooh why didn't you say that when we first chatted or did my stalker like tendencies put you off "
Hey, I'm the only stalker in this here establishment. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Wanted ad:
A cock hungry nympho sex maniac that likes it in all 3 holes and as a finish move a facial, apply within - all offers considers, age from 18 to 93
Oh Shag, you old romantic, you.lol thanks, mind you yes I do provide the haribos as foreplay.
SHAG I AM IN. How could I refuse the Haribo?!?! "
Yes good, the haribo is a deal maker  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Hey, I'm the only stalker in this here establishment.
you and shag have each other 
We're having a Big Brother date night. "
i had one tonight with me myself and i.. oh and a bag of galaxy minstrels |
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Hey, I'm the only stalker in this here establishment.
you and shag have each other
We're having a Big Brother date night.
i had one tonight with me myself and i.. oh and a bag of galaxy minstrels "
whers mine i like those and you sneaked the last ones i had left for later but those eyes got to me |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Hey, I'm the only stalker in this here establishment.
you and shag have each other
We're having a Big Brother date night.
i had one tonight with me myself and i.. oh and a bag of galaxy minstrels "
Yes we will watch big brother |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Technically dating a joiner now.. Great with his hands, ex 5star chef so amazing cook, gorgeous & amazing in bed so guys like that do exist unfortunately i nabbed him for myself
Delighted for you honey!! "
Thank you darling!! Early days & all that just taking it slow |
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