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over a year ago
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Thought i'd do a bit of rearranging of my drawers. Bloody 'ell, i got more condoms than i do have sex. This stash will keep me occupied for a few years. And the health clinic giving me bloody more!
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Thought i'd do a bit of rearranging of my drawers. Bloody 'ell, i got more condoms than i do have sex. This stash will keep me occupied for a few years. And the health clinic giving me bloody more!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"And the health clinic giving me bloody more!
Cheapskate bastard.
Am I the only one that buys them or what?..."
Listen. I'm a Skyns geezer yeah. This is the first time i've taken some from the clinic. I'm quite excited to see what brand it is once i open the envelope.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"And the health clinic giving me bloody more!
Cheapskate bastard.
Am I the only one that buys them or what?...
Listen. I'm a Skyns geezer yeah. This is the first time i've taken some from the clinic. I'm quite excited to see what brand it is once i open the envelope.
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Passante....normally. |
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By *avindaWoman
over a year ago
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"And the health clinic giving me bloody more!
Cheapskate bastard.
Am I the only one that buys them or what?...
Listen. I'm a Skyns geezer yeah. This is the first time i've taken some from the clinic. I'm quite excited to see what brand it is once i open the envelope.
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Skyns are the best.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"And the health clinic giving me bloody more!
Cheapskate bastard.
Am I the only one that buys them or what?...
Listen. I'm a Skyns geezer yeah. This is the first time i've taken some from the clinic. I'm quite excited to see what brand it is once i open the envelope.
Passante....normally. "
Thanks for spoiling it for me.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"And the health clinic giving me bloody more!
Cheapskate bastard.
Am I the only one that buys them or what?...
Listen. I'm a Skyns geezer yeah. This is the first time i've taken some from the clinic. I'm quite excited to see what brand it is once i open the envelope.
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I actually lol'd out loud then
Pop's get mailing some chicks mate!...you know how to do it!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"And the health clinic giving me bloody more!
Cheapskate bastard.
Am I the only one that buys them or what?...
Listen. I'm a Skyns geezer yeah. This is the first time i've taken some from the clinic. I'm quite excited to see what brand it is once i open the envelope.
Passante....normally.
Thanks for spoiling it for me.
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Is life that quiet matey? Bloody hell...... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"And the health clinic giving me bloody more!
Cheapskate bastard.
Am I the only one that buys them or what?...
Listen. I'm a Skyns geezer yeah. This is the first time i've taken some from the clinic. I'm quite excited to see what brand it is once i open the envelope.
I actually lol'd out loud then
Pop's get mailing some chicks mate!...you know how to do it!! "
If i send a message to someone titled 'Skyns'. Do you think i'd pull? I think so.
That's a knicker dropper of a line that.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"And the health clinic giving me bloody more!
Cheapskate bastard.
Am I the only one that buys them or what?...
Listen. I'm a Skyns geezer yeah. This is the first time i've taken some from the clinic. I'm quite excited to see what brand it is once i open the envelope.
Passante....normally.
Thanks for spoiling it for me.
Is life that quiet matey? Bloody hell...... "
That's what happens when you have seven days off before your next shift and no one else is free.
There's only so many times i'm getting on my knees and scrubbing away.
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"And the health clinic giving me bloody more!
Cheapskate bastard.
Am I the only one that buys them or what?..."
I'm too shy to go and get free ones so I tend to buy a fair few a couple of times a year. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Tear them, the ring part makes a handy hairband.
Slip a mobile phone into the condom. Hey presto, a weatherproof carrier for when it rains. Can also be used for bananas during tropical storms.
Place a condom on each finger. Commit a crime. No fingerprints |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I find that when i rearrange my drawers i have more socks than i know what to do with
I thought men had a special use for socks?
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Is that why I can't seem to pair them up?? |
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