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Sex on the kitchen table

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I was banging this nice lady on the kitchen table when there was a noise from the front of the house.

She said quick, it's my husband, use the back door.

Thinking back, I should have run, but it's not everyday you get an offer like that.

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

made me laugh!! nice one

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Not so good when she hasn't tidied the bread knife away. Mind the crumbs

By *unky monkeyMan over a year ago

in the night garden

Well I hope you washed the table down with an anti-bacterial wash after!?

Absolute health & safety nightmare, people have to eat off there!