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Every once in a while,someone comes along and ?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Every once in a while someone comes along and !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!    |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Do my head in and makes it hurt . |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Knocks you for six  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Get me all wet and horny . |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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makes me wonder why |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Turns your world upside down |
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Knocks your socks off and makes you go wow!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Changes you permanently. |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
Tells you that he is your father then cuts your hand off before you can give him a backdated Christmas list. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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.. fucks me lol  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Has the ability to piss you off like no other |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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makes ya want something you just can't have  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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And nicks yer parking space |
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over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Tells you that he is your father then cuts your hand off before you can give him a backdated Christmas list. "
not too often i hope Tina  Sx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Makes me bite my lips
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
"makes ya want something you just can't have "
Damn those Bentley adverts |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Plays games with ur head  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Mends your sink.....finally |
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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago
Northampton Somewhere |
Makes you feel sexy as |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Makes me bite my lips
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Makes you think "Am I Normal" |
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"makes ya want something you just can't have
Damn those Bentley adverts "
Mmmmmmm lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Kisses you in a way that turns you inside out.... |
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By *oconut2Woman
over a year ago
Nether regions of the back of beyond |
Makes you feel like a schoolgirl with her first crush |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Says "that ones on me" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Beats you at Connect 4. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sticks their finger up your bum |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Talks to me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Cleans my windows |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Highlights how naughty you really are! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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takes my fancy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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..and makes realise I'm totally normal. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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...looks at your profile 5 times in an hour and doesn't message. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"..and makes realise I'm totally normal."
whats normal |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Tells you that he is your father then cuts your hand off before you can give him a backdated Christmas list. "
Best answer ever! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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......makes me feel all tingly and stuff! |
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over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"...looks at your profile 5 times in an hour and doesn't message.
Damn. ...i thought i was in stealth mode "
aha! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Makes you think |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Blows my mind (among other things) and wears me out |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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fails to respond to one of my 'fancy a shag?' messages - people!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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challenges your perception on life |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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make me go gaga . |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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reminds me how good sex can be. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Makes me A little more sane lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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.. Makes me realise im not as insane as I thought!
Mrs x |
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... wears a fez at a jaunty angle. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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makes you feel like dancing . |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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......makes you feel like coming out of your shell and making the first move! |
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... abducts you, keeps you in a hole in his cellar then harvests your skin to make lamp shades. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"... wears a fez at a jaunty angle."
I avoid that type. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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You feel like hiding . lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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you think why cant he be local and not miles away . |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"you think why cant he be local and not miles away ."
Jo, I've told you, I'm more than happy to travel |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Shows you how to use ice cubes during sex |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Tells me I was his wet dream when he was a lad true story.. and reunited on Fab... |
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When you meet you realise your heart is thumping, you are weak at the knees and when he kisses you, you just melt. Once in 50 meets lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"you think why cant he be local and not miles away .
Jo, I've told you, I'm more than happy to travelgod your miles away , lol most of you are miles away from me here in the out back . "
Well, you know, I am trying to decide where in the UK to go on holiday this year... |
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Kisses you and melts all your defences |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
Forum Mod |
Fuck this for a laugh |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fuck this for a laugh"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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and farts on your dinner |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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..........makes you want to book flights |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"you think why cant he be local and not miles away ."
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Makes you jealous |
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Gets your heart racing and and your bits flapping |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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shows ya how it should be done |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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... Keeps you off your work because you're sitting clock watching... |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
Looks better in one of your dresses than you do |
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over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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".. Makes me realise im not as insane as I thought!
Mrs x"
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makes me late for work and feel like ive run a marathon the next day |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Makes me want to delete my profile |
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over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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[Removed by poster at 29/01/15 16:15:18] |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Makes you make mix cds and memory sticks full of music
Then you go and blow it  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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.....claims to be your son :-0 |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Looks better in one of your dresses than you do "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"[Removed by poster at 29/01/15 16:15:18]"
Tapes Taff,,, Cassette tapes..... (bloody kids and their fangled technology rubbish confusing things....push the button..... must remember to tape the Top40.....ithis......Galaxythat.....be inventing bloody internet shit next......" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Makes you dribble a bit of sex wee into your knickers when you think about them... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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....agrees to meet! |
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Creates a thread about the fucking snow.
Well ok, not 'once in a while' shall we say 'once every half hour' |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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... wants NSA then falls in love with me!!!??? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"[Removed by poster at 29/01/15 16:15:18]
Tapes Taff,,, Cassette tapes..... (bloody kids and their fangled technology rubbish confusing things....push the button..... must remember to tape the Top40.....ithis......Galaxythat.....be inventing bloody internet shit next......""
Happy days of recording the top 40 and trying to miss the chat and crap songs lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Leaves tou wobbly legged and wanting more...and comes as a complete surprise |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Actually reads your profile |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Silently drops their guts then leaves.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Actually reads your profile "
Now you're just being silly. |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
".....claims to be your son :-0"
I hope you cut their hand off before they could present a backdated Christmas list to you. |
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".....claims to be your son :-0
I hope you cut their hand off before they could present a backdated Christmas list to you. "
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
Bristol |
...makes you suddenly feel that all is right in your world. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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And I think here goes another waste of six months of my life!
Oooh! |
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Makes u want to call them and arrange another meet |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Pisses you right off!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Makes you want to play with yourself at work |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Lights the fire that you've spent ages keeping under control |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Knocks you for six "
I good aren't i? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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...posts a thread that if you were to comment on it, you would end up getting a forum ban.
Deep breath.
Hold.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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.....makes you break your own rules x
Sara |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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....fucks your head up!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Knocks you for six
I good aren't i?"
So so.. |
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"Turns your world upside down"
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By *onyneMan
over a year ago
Newcastle |
...makes you sure you could leave everything else behind |
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By *afadaoMan
over a year ago
Staines |
..... leaves a massive fucking floater in your toilet. |
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By *o30Woman
over a year ago
Lincoln |
Makes you doubt yourself |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Teaches you to move forward |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Makes you laugh so much your ribs ache |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Has eyes like no other.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Says thank you when I hold the door open |
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By *oconut2Woman
over a year ago
Nether regions of the back of beyond |
"Makes you make mix cds and memory sticks full of music
Then you go and blow it "
Been there done that lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"...posts a thread that if you were to comment on it, you would end up getting a forum ban.
Deep breath.
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Really? That happens about ten times a day... |
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Knocks you with their sexy aura. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"..... leaves a massive fucking floater in your toilet."
lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Changes what you want, what you think and how you feel. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hits you with a fucking van! True story. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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...renews your faith in the fundamental goodness of human beings. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"...renews your faith in the fundamental goodness of human beings."
But not van drivers. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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makes you feel loved |
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Doesn't judge, just helps you hide the body. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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And shits on your doorstep because you took the piss out of them a little "too much"
(Actually happened) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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......ruins your day! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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..makes me smile. Which is sometimes a challenge, if I'm honest! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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...asks you to vote Labour! x x |
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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago
hiding from cock pics. |
Pours warm custard on my feet and licks it off |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Pours warm custard on my feet and licks it off"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ambrosia!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Pours warm custard on my feet and licks it off"
Dang.....one for the wank bank.....ta |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Teaches you to move forward"
and moves backwards |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"..makes me smile. Which is sometimes a challenge, if I'm honest!"
agreed |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Makes you think is it too good to be true |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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question your very existence x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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makes me realise there's not a whole pile to be worried about |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You trust but they throw it back in your face an no matter what you do they are never happy so by the time they have spat you out you never want to open up to anyone again an your trust in all people is shattered...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Just makes you smile |
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Makes you want a proper relationship with them...something you haven't thought about in years! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Makes you feel alive! |
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By *omaMan
over a year ago
Glasgow |
knocks your door and asks "have you considered God in your life?"
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over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Let's you do everything to them that they said they didn't like to do. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Pours vinegar on their fanny!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Makes you realise not to be so trusting |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Drops off a package from amazon |
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By *W69Couple
over a year ago
Bournemouth |
Leaves you wanting more.....
A lot more |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Doesn't have a condom |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Does the things you only dream about! |
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By *onnyeasygoingMan
over a year ago
Somewhere on the M62 between 24 and 14 |
Buys the Fish, chips and gravy.
But also remembers that you love Salt and loads of vinegar. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Says that they are leaving fab and I realise how much I'll miss them. You know who you are xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Pinches your bum
Her |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Changes your perception of "a quick fuck" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Buys the Fish, chips and gravy.
But also remembers that you love Salt and loads of vinegar."
Mmmmm yummy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Wanted |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Makes you feel special and that there could be something lasting there. Then they go to work away and as there is no signal, you lose touch and wonder if it was all talk  |
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By *o30Woman
over a year ago
Lincoln |
"Wanted "
what does feel like?
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over a year ago
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"Makes you realise not to be so trusting "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wanted what does feel like? "
Nice but scary |
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Changes your life for the better |
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By *isa 59Woman
over a year ago
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Lights your fire then pisses on it! |
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over a year ago
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[Removed by poster at 07/02/15 11:02:43] |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Makes me want to buy a leg spreader bar |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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........messes you about! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Makes me want to buy a leg spreader bar "
It's on the cards |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Makes me want to buy a leg spreader bar
It's on the cards "
Makes my pussy throb in anticipation |
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over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Closes a thread.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oops
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