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The most useless ever inventions ..........
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"the thing that makes cucumbers look like slinky's - why do you need to make a cucumber look like a slinky????"
Some people are like slinkys, totally useless but great fun when you push them down the stairs.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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sliced bread...it started the whole trend for chopped onions, cauliflower/brocolli florets, trimmed french beans, grated carrot...allowing the supermarket to triple the charge for the convenience |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It has to be toilet seats. They do nothing if your a single male and if your attached they just cause rows.
Ask Femme about toilet seats... hehehe  "
Which Femme? Does she steal them? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It has to be toilet seats. They do nothing if your a single male and if your attached they just cause rows.
Ask Femme about toilet seats... hehehe
Which Femme? Does she steal them?"
FemmeFatale.. she can't stand ... ask her. hehehe |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It has to be toilet seats. They do nothing if your a single male and if your attached they just cause rows.
Ask Femme about toilet seats... hehehe
Which Femme? Does she steal them?
FemmeFatale.. she can't stand ... ask her. hehehe"
There are lots who get real anal over toilet seats. It doesn't form an air tight seal so its pointless closing it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"alcohol free lager. 
agreed "
used to work for a team that was sponsered by cobra beer, i asked if we could have some they said no prob, sent an entire truck load round to the workshop, when i heard i was so exited rushed over to see and got there it was all from the new range they were premoting cobra zero.
never been so gutted in my life
as far as i know its all still there in the w/shop 5 years later lol  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"whats wrong with them !!!! personally I think they can look good and hide rads that look crap.
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I agree: the radiators in my hall and dining room look obtrusive where they are. Radiator cover, mantel above, extra space for candles, photos etc. |
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"alcohol free lager.
agreed
used to work for a team that was sponsered by cobra beer, i asked if we could have some they said no prob, sent an entire truck load round to the workshop, when i heard i was so exited rushed over to see and got there it was all from the new range they were premoting cobra zero.
never been so gutted in my life
as far as i know its all still there in the w/shop 5 years later lol "
hahaha i went to Ikea once and saw some Koppaberg pear cider on sale for 50p a can - bought a few then got them home to find they were non-alcoholic
simple solution - whack a couple of shots of vodka in them, seeemples  |
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By *abioMan
over a year ago
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"Cannot remember what it was called, but the shaver for your clothes to remove bobbles.
Probably anything from JML "
hey... don't be dissing JML now.....  you are so off my xmas card list!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Scratching posts for cats, cause mine still rip the damn wall paper
flea collars for cats, they just dont work lol
infact fook it cats, who invented cats? lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Umbrellas with twinkly lights in, but the dooooooooo look pretty  "
I got one of them 
But it does make people smile lots when they see me with it so it does have a use!
(don't tell me that it's sympathy smiles I'm getting... don't burst my delusional bubble lol ) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"the thing that makes cucumbers look like slinky's - why do you need to make a cucumber look like a slinky????
Some people are like slinkys, totally useless but great fun when you push them down the stairs. "
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* hides in coffin * |
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By *b430Man
over a year ago
Tayside |
"Hadrians Wall
It did what it needed to do when it was built though!
Is it still needed now then?
Don't get wrong am patriotic as the next guy but
Could say same about the queen! "
I do believe I need to be d*unk to read the forums these days for them to make any sense!
In the meantime, I will just nod and agree politely! |
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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago
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"Hadrians Wall
It did what it needed to do when it was built though!
Is it still needed now then?
Don't get wrong am patriotic as the next guy but
Could say same about the queen!
I do believe I need to be d*unk to read the forums these days for them to make any sense!
In the meantime, I will just nod and agree politely! "
away and get a drink then.all will become clear. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Grated cheese.
Also listed as possibly the laziest invention."
Put a bag of tortilla chips and salsa sauce in an oven dish and grate cheese over it then add jalepeno and stick in the oven for 10 mins.
A brilliant snack. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Photofit used by the Police.
Who the feck can honestly say they would recognise anyone from those drawn pictures. They dont even look human to me. When a perpetrator has been caught and you go back to look at the photofit, it looks nothing like the offender. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Photofit used by the Police.
Who the feck can honestly say they would recognise anyone from those drawn pictures. They dont even look human to me. When a perpetrator has been caught and you go back to look at the photofit, it looks nothing like the offender. "
You might enjoy this......
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ii5d7yA86j8&feature=related
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"Photofit used by the Police.
Who the feck can honestly say they would recognise anyone from those drawn pictures. They dont even look human to me. When a perpetrator has been caught and you go back to look at the photofit, it looks nothing like the offender.
You might enjoy this......
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ii5d7yA86j8&feature=related
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I did. ta. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Photofit used by the Police.
Who the feck can honestly say they would recognise anyone from those drawn pictures. They dont even look human to me. When a perpetrator has been caught and you go back to look at the photofit, it looks nothing like the offender.
You might enjoy this......
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ii5d7yA86j8&feature=related
I did. ta."
Or this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymzx3_JHnqk&feature=fvw |
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