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By *ezebel OP Woman
over a year ago
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See this all the time on verifications and always wondered what one of these wonderful meets must be like...
'Enhances the colour of your wood and delivers protection against the elements for an incredible 3 years, guaranteed. Protects from weathering, prevents cracking, peeling and splitting' 
Some folks must have some strange meets  |
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"See this all the time on verifications and always wondered what one of these wonderful meets must be like...
'Enhances the colour of your wood and delivers protection against the elements for an incredible 3 years, guaranteed. Protects from weathering, prevents cracking, peeling and splitting'
Some folks must have some strange meets "
Hmmmmmmmm My tin says. Shake vigorously and point away from face ...... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Joseph arrived in our back garden with his feckin coat of many colours and took one look at our decking, look at me then said, "Bastard!" and fucked off. Bloody Ronseal. Wankers. |
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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago
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The thing is, in order to "do exactly what it says on the tin" on a meet would be different for all of us.
I'd have to turn up in a suit.
Wishy would have to sit there looking wistful while his good lady made lots of loud irritating noises.
Jezebel...see, it doesn't work! |
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"See this all the time on verifications and always wondered what one of these wonderful meets must be like...
'Enhances the colour of your wood and delivers protection against the elements for an incredible 3 years, guaranteed. Protects from weathering, prevents cracking, peeling and splitting'
Some folks must have some strange meets "
Maybe they mean that if you dip your pecker in this pot you end up with a shiny mahogany finish on your cock. |
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"Wishy would have to sit there looking wistful while his good lady made lots of loud irritating noises.
Jezebel...see, it doesn't work!"
Care to explain that comment? |
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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago
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"Ah ok, I understand. Sorry, feeling a bit sensitive at the moment. Think I best lay off the boards for a bit as I'm liable to take things the wrong way."
Your lady was neither loud nor irritating. She looked far too decorous to do a two-tone "woop-woop" noise, although I am willing to have that disproved at a future event...
Also, not sure you'd be likely to do reflective wistfulness... |
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"Ah ok, I understand. Sorry, feeling a bit sensitive at the moment. Think I best lay off the boards for a bit as I'm liable to take things the wrong way.
Your lady was neither loud nor irritating. She looked far too decorous to do a two-tone "woop-woop" noise, although I am willing to have that disproved at a future event...
Also, not sure you'd be likely to do reflective wistfulness..."
But it always good to try something new...
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