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By *rcticFoxxx OP   Woman  over a year ago

Hereabouts

There's 3 adult women in this house. At least 2 of which have sex toys that require batteries. How is it possible that there are no AA batteries in the house?! Got tonnes of AAA!

Argh.

What should be in your house, but isn't?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

you

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By *rcticFoxxx OP   Woman  over a year ago

Hereabouts

Such a charmer

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire

A big strong man to protect me from earthquakes

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

was meant in a playful way

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By *tew1985Man  over a year ago

Near You


"Such a charmer "

You could use the plug in one from one of your pics.xx

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By *rcticFoxxx OP   Woman  over a year ago

Hereabouts


"Such a charmer

You could use the plug in one from one of your pics.xx"

It's too loud

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Ma can opener, ma mate borrowed it, now he's fucked off to Uganda for a month

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By *rcticFoxxx OP   Woman  over a year ago

Hereabouts


"A big strong man to protect me from earthquakes

"

Feels like an earthquake hits my house every time my sister gets out of bed! I'll take a big strong man to protect me from the beast!

Ps. Hope you're ok x

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By *rcticFoxxx OP   Woman  over a year ago

Hereabouts


"Ma can opener, ma mate borrowed it, now he's fucked off to Uganda for a month "

I have 3. Want one?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I always, always, always have spare batteries.

I learned a valuable lesson before.

Now, I'm forever prepared!!

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By *rcticFoxxx OP   Woman  over a year ago

Hereabouts

It's all good, I used it as a dildo instead

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A mature milf

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Use your hand like us men do, ya lazy bitch.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I don't require batteries......

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Do your two housemates not have tongues.

Would be a fair swap i reckon.

Charge (no pun) £2 to watch and replenish yer stock of batteries.

Win/Win.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Use your hand like us men do, ya lazy bitch."

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"There's 3 adult women in this house. At least 2 of which have sex toys that require batteries. "

That's WHY there are in fact no Batteries in the house.

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Ma can opener, ma mate borrowed it, now he's fucked off to Uganda for a month

I have 3. Want one? "

Thanks for the offer, but I have now perfected the screwdriver & mallet method

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"There's 3 adult women in this house. At least 2 of which have sex toys that require batteries.

That's WHY there are in fact no Batteries in the house. "

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By *rcticFoxxx OP   Woman  over a year ago

Hereabouts


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Do your two housemates not have tongues.

Would be a fair swap i reckon.

Charge (no pun) £2 to watch and replenish yer stock of batteries.

Win/Win."

I live with my mum and sister

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ma can opener, ma mate borrowed it, now he's fucked off to Uganda for a month

I have 3. Want one?

Thanks for the offer, but I have now perfected the screwdriver & mallet method "

I thought you'd be into pulling rings by now.

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By *rcticFoxxx OP   Woman  over a year ago

Hereabouts


"Use your hand like us men do, ya lazy bitch."

Fack aff

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My marriage and birth certificates which I need for work (CRB check) and a useful husband who cant fucking find them. Ive had cupboards out too for the last hour and a half. No certificates and no useful man either

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


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Do your two housemates not have tongues.

Would be a fair swap i reckon.

Charge (no pun) £2 to watch and replenish yer stock of batteries.

Win/Win.

I live with my mum and sister "

Oh soz, i missed that bit from the OP.

Still, i have fantasies if i can be of any use.

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By *rcticFoxxx OP   Woman  over a year ago

Hereabouts


"There's 3 adult women in this house. At least 2 of which have sex toys that require batteries.

That's WHY there are in fact no Batteries in the house. "

Someone must be pinching them all xos I've had none for months. Usually I just have sex but I'm a 2015 Virgin!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


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Do your two housemates not have tongues.

Would be a fair swap i reckon.

Charge (no pun) £2 to watch and replenish yer stock of batteries.

Win/Win.

I live with my mum and sister "

Or alternatively, charge a £10.

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By *rcticFoxxx OP   Woman  over a year ago

Hereabouts


"

Do your two housemates not have tongues.

Would be a fair swap i reckon.

Charge (no pun) £2 to watch and replenish yer stock of batteries.

Win/Win.

I live with my mum and sister

Or alternatively, charge a £10. "

Fack aff

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago
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"There's 3 adult women in this house. At least 2 of which have sex toys that require batteries. How is it possible that there are no AA batteries in the house?! Got tonnes of AAA!

Argh.

What should be in your house, but isn't? "

I needed some AAA the other day and had none!

Loads of AA though

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By *rcticFoxxx OP   Woman  over a year ago

Hereabouts


"My marriage and birth certificates which I need for work (CRB check) and a useful husband who cant fucking find them. Ive had cupboards out too for the last hour and a half. No certificates and no useful man either "

I know that feeling! I need to find my college exam certificate things and they're missing!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"There's 3 adult women in this house. At least 2 of which have sex toys that require batteries. How is it possible that there are no AA batteries in the house?! Got tonnes of AAA!

Argh.

What should be in your house, but isn't? "

Get a bullet that takes AAA's. Thats just for emergencies. The big stuff runs on diesel

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By *rcticFoxxx OP   Woman  over a year ago

Hereabouts


"There's 3 adult women in this house. At least 2 of which have sex toys that require batteries. How is it possible that there are no AA batteries in the house?! Got tonnes of AAA!

Argh.

What should be in your house, but isn't?

I needed some AAA the other day and had none!

Loads of AA though "

Swap ya?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I was having issues with my son using up all the batteries, so resorted to getting rechargeable vibrators for me and rechargeable xbox controllers for him!

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By *rcticFoxxx OP   Woman  over a year ago

Hereabouts


"I was having issues with my son using up all the batteries, so resorted to getting rechargeable vibrators for me and rechargeable xbox controllers for him! "

Brilliant xD

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By *inaTitzTV/TS  over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

My mangle - last seen on Christmas day, with a crowd of the minions.

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By *ust MonicaWoman  over a year ago

CAMBRIDGESHIRE


"A mature milf "

lol

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By *onny bigMan  over a year ago

london harrow


"There's 3 adult women in this house. At least 2 of which have sex toys that require batteries.

That's WHY there are in fact no Batteries in the house.

Someone must be pinching them all xos I've had none for months. Usually I just have sex but I'm a 2015 Virgin!!! "

I could help you out with that

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"My marriage and birth certificates which I need for work (CRB check) and a useful husband who cant fucking find them. Ive had cupboards out too for the last hour and a half. No certificates and no useful man either

I know that feeling! I need to find my college exam certificate things and they're missing! "

I feel we might have to pay to get new ones if they dont turn up

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By *rcticFoxxx OP   Woman  over a year ago

Hereabouts


"There's 3 adult women in this house. At least 2 of which have sex toys that require batteries.

That's WHY there are in fact no Batteries in the house.

Someone must be pinching them all xos I've had none for months. Usually I just have sex but I'm a 2015 Virgin!!!

I could help you out with that "

I'm set, birthday sex. But thanks for the offer

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"There's 3 adult women in this house. At least 2 of which have sex toys that require batteries. How is it possible that there are no AA batteries in the house?! Got tonnes of AAA!

Argh.

What should be in your house, but isn't? "

An hot tub

Oh we got some AA batteries

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