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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Tough decision between Jordan and Kerry Katonia. Can I put one in front of the other and use the same bullet?"
Do you think a bullet would pass through either of them?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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May i have as my victim, the Catholic Church? Especially if Cherie and Tony Blair were there at a service.
That really would be a bullet of Mass destruction. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Tough decision between Jordan and Kerry Katonia. Can I put one in front of the other and use the same bullet?
Do you think a bullet would pass through either of them? "
If you could get a sniper to aim at Katonas ears you have a chance. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Tough decision between Jordan and Kerry Katonia. Can I put one in front of the other and use the same bullet?
Do you think a bullet would pass through either of them?
If you could get a sniper to aim at Katonas ears you have a chance. "
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By *dsindyTV/TS
over a year ago
East Lancashire |
"Cindy guess u an ex tankie "
Nope, but I know a guy who was
Anyway, I think its a grand idea, and will be putting this proposal forward as an Olympic sport. Shame it would only be for one Games though |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Tough decision between Jordan and Kerry Katonia. Can I put one in front of the other and use the same bullet?
Do you think a bullet would pass through either of them?
If you could get a sniper to aim at Katonas ears you have a chance.
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Yep I'd quite happily do time in prison for pulling the trigger on either of these two. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Cindy guess u an ex tankie
Nope, but I know a guy who was
Anyway, I think its a grand idea, and will be putting this proposal forward as an Olympic sport. Shame it would only be for one Games though "
Really? There would be a new line up for the 2020 games.
The flaw with your idea is that even if it took out all the current MP's there would still be no shortage of people who'd want to replace them, to carry out their inner "public service" selfs. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Jeremy Vine, Jeremy Kyle, Victoria Beckham, Gwyneth Paltrow, Joe Swash and "Dave" Cameron.
Round a table, 44 magnum with one single dum-dum bullet. They each have to take turns pulling the trigger aiming at the back of the head. Imagine the mess! |
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By *omaMan
over a year ago
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"That cillet bang bloke..Barry scott or whatever his name is.
Her"
Heard a good one about Cilit Bang. . Older couple in supermarket, hubby pushing the trolley, . . All of a sudden the old guy stops. Leaving his wife to shuffle on. . . Then, top of his voice, shouts "oh Elsie, here's that Clit Bang stuff you were on about" . . The whole store came to a halt, mothers were covering their kids ears, the store erupted in howls of laughter!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Gordon Brown the one eyed Scottish idiot"
When he was a PM I would have pulled the trigger for you!
I would say Tony Blair, but I think there is a long queue from the Middle East in front of me! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I still think Frankie Boyle's idea for big brother has merit.
Upon eviction, the door opens and the contestant steps out, but to utter silence. The door closes behind them and a single gunshot is heard. Then the cheer. That's what the show needs to make the rest of it watchable.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bruce muthafucking Foreskin.
Straight through the chin and then through his heart"
His chin is so long, it could go through and then go on through to his heart. But it wouldn't kill him. You need the seven knives of Megiddo for that. |
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"Bruce muthafucking Foreskin.
Straight through the chin and then through his heart
His chin is so long, it could go through and then go on through to his heart. But it wouldn't kill him. You need the seven knives of Megiddo for that."
I'd shoot him from the back then, I would kill him though. |
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By *dsindyTV/TS
over a year ago
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"how about a "silver bullet" APFSDSDU round from a Challenger II MBT 120mm gun???? Line up every MP and see how far the line it can go.....now that might get a good following
I see your silver bullet and raise you to a shell from a 16" naval gun of the kind Cher was straddling in that video. Then line up a lengthy gaggle of production staff for the likes of Kardashians, TOWIE, X Factor, CBB, Celebrity Jungle and all scripted reality shite. And then Kaboom! "
I will raise your 16 inch gun, to the proposed Magnetic Rail Gun System (google it) and use it ultra hyper velocity kinetic motion to totally devastate, all politicians, script writers for so called "reality" television shows (excepting Strictly Come Dancing BUT include Brucie) and The French population to boot.
Now THAT is taking out a lot with one shot |
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How many would that get through before it stopped? 
