A fella buys a run down farmhouse in the country with a view to doing it up. He's only been there a couple days when he hears a knock at the door. He opens it to meet another guy.
"Hello," the fellow says "I'm Farmer Giles , next farm along, noticed you'd moved in and wanted to let you know there's a party Saturday night at my place. You're more than welcome to come"
"Thank you, i'd like that"
"Oh" said farmer Giles "there'll be more thn enough to eat so you won't go hungry"
"Thank you, that'd be nice"
"Oh, and before i forget " said farmer Giles "there'll be more than enough to drink so you don't need to bring a bottle"
"Thank you, it gets better"
"Oh, and i'd better warn you" said farmer Giles "i hope you're open minded 'cos there's likely to be wild debauchery, plenty of shagging going on"
"Thank you again. What should i wear."
"Oh, anything you want" said farmer Giles "there'll only be the two of us." |
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