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"Anyone else have this problem? I seem to be getting worse (or better depending which way you look at it) at this, the older I get. Was in an interview recently and could not stop staring at the interviewer's bulge in his pants. The more I tried not to look, the more obvious I became. I've ended up getting the job but that was after I spilled water over him, getting myself into a right old fluster! It could be anyone, whether I fancy them or not. Eyes just seem to gravitate there. I need help...with being more discreet! Ha." You don't need help. Just carry on and enjoy. I do. Xx ![]() | |||
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"Anyone else have this problem? I seem to be getting worse (or better depending which way you look at it) at this, the older I get. Was in an interview recently and could not stop staring at the interviewer's bulge in his pants. The more I tried not to look, the more obvious I became. I've ended up getting the job but that was after I spilled water over him, getting myself into a right old fluster! It could be anyone, whether I fancy them or not. Eyes just seem to gravitate there. I need help...with being more discreet! Ha." This is really innapropiate and offensive. We aren't pieces of meat. I for one am sick of women constantly not making eye contact, hello... my eyes are up here... | |||
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"Anyone else have this problem? I seem to be getting worse (or better depending which way you look at it) at this, the older I get. Was in an interview recently and could not stop staring at the interviewer's bulge in his pants. The more I tried not to look, the more obvious I became. I've ended up getting the job but that was after I spilled water over him, getting myself into a right old fluster! It could be anyone, whether I fancy them or not. Eyes just seem to gravitate there. I need help...with being more discreet! Ha. You don't need help. Just carry on and enjoy. I do. Xx ![]() Ok I will! ![]() | |||
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"Anyone else have this problem? I seem to be getting worse (or better depending which way you look at it) at this, the older I get. Was in an interview recently and could not stop staring at the interviewer's bulge in his pants. The more I tried not to look, the more obvious I became. I've ended up getting the job but that was after I spilled water over him, getting myself into a right old fluster! It could be anyone, whether I fancy them or not. Eyes just seem to gravitate there. I need help...with being more discreet! Ha." I do the same, can't help it and sometimes I glance up at their face and feel a bit sick about my behaviour ![]() | |||
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"Anyone else have this problem? I seem to be getting worse (or better depending which way you look at it) at this, the older I get. Was in an interview recently and could not stop staring at the interviewer's bulge in his pants. The more I tried not to look, the more obvious I became. I've ended up getting the job but that was after I spilled water over him, getting myself into a right old fluster! It could be anyone, whether I fancy them or not. Eyes just seem to gravitate there. I need help...with being more discreet! Ha. This is really innapropiate and offensive. We aren't pieces of meat. I for one am sick of women constantly not making eye contact, hello... my eyes are up here... " Now you know how women feel when men talk to our chest ![]() ![]() | |||
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"OP, are we related?! ![]() ![]() Hurrah to us perves! Love it when they stand up and lean back slightly. Or sitting down with legs open in tight pants/jeans. If you move to the right angle you can get a good idea of girth and length, flaccid or not LOL | |||
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"OP, are we related?! ![]() ![]() You make me sick ![]() | |||
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"OP, are we related?! ![]() ![]() I found myself adjusting my seating position when reading this. Then realised there no one else in the room. | |||
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"OP, are we related?! ![]() ![]() Ah bless! | |||
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"I've got a new suit you would love... ![]() Oooooooh! ![]() | |||
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"Anyone else have this problem? I seem to be getting worse (or better depending which way you look at it) at this, the older I get. Was in an interview recently and could not stop staring at the interviewer's bulge in his pants. The more I tried not to look, the more obvious I became. I've ended up getting the job but that was after I spilled water over him, getting myself into a right old fluster! It could be anyone, whether I fancy them or not. Eyes just seem to gravitate there. I need help...with being more discreet! Ha." I once sat talking to a client representative at their office, not particularly attractive but had something about her I've always liked, just discussing boring business stuff by the time we had finished I had a large bulge!! is the fab effect?? Fortunately I had a folder with me that I could use as a cover!! Be grateful that you arent a client of my company ![]() | |||
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"I've got a new suit you would love... ![]() ![]() It's in my public pictures - I nearly sent it back because it leaves nothing to the imagination! | |||
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"I've got a new suit you would love... ![]() ![]() Oh I don't know about that. My imagination is now running riot! ![]() | |||
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"Yes i do this too, i think once you start looking at a guy there you cant stop, a prime example of this is Dermot O Leary on tv..once you notice, you cant help but look!! ![]() Definitely agree!!! Like opening the floodgates... 'Once seen never forgotten' | |||
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"I've got a new suit you would love... ![]() ![]() All your pics are an example to the young men of Fab ![]() | |||
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""I do the same, can't help it and sometimes I glance up at their face and feel a bit sick about my behaviour" laughing out loud at this...as I too get a touch of self-loathing afterwards...only for a minute and then it passes. ![]() The sickie bit is when I notice they are extremely unattractive, fat and old and I've been salivating over their cock ![]() | |||
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"I've got a new suit you would love... ![]() ![]() I beg to differ.... ![]() | |||
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""I do the same, can't help it and sometimes I glance up at their face and feel a bit sick about my behaviour" laughing out loud at this...as I too get a touch of self-loathing afterwards...only for a minute and then it passes. ![]() ![]() HAHAHA me too. I've been guilty of this on a few disgusting occasions. I'm now guffawing! (Who 'guffaws' in this century! | |||
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"There should be a campaign for more 'men in suit' profile pics. Turns me on more than a cock. I'm pro-bulge! " you have to do the London trains if you want sexy men in suits. Hundreds of them | |||
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"On trains. I do it on trains. You can't help it on a packed tube when you're sitting down and a man is strap hanging right in front of you. I resist the urge to touch very well. The sexier men get on in central and west London,in case anyone is interested " ![]() | |||
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"There should be a campaign for more 'men in suit' profile pics. Turns me on more than a cock. I'm pro-bulge! you have to do the London trains if you want sexy men in suits. Hundreds of them " *pants like a thirsty dog* | |||
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"There should be a campaign for more 'men in suit' profile pics. Turns me on more than a cock. I'm pro-bulge! you have to do the London trains if you want sexy men in suits. Hundreds of them *pants like a thirsty dog*" Another guilty of it here! Impossible not to accidentally glance the male crotch or bum when presented... As for a man in a sharp suit - Mmmm so scrumptious! ![]() | |||
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"hands up - guilty of mentally undressing men and women rather often ![]() pleading guilty to mentally undressing lots of ladies, so my hand is up ![]() | |||
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"On the whole bulge thing, i tend to get a few woman looking, which can sometimes turn me on and that's whole different problem ![]() no tight jeans for you then ![]() | |||
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"Ha, ha, quite the opposite, it might help cut off the circulation! ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Yes the new tight suit trousers are very distracting to us girlies but i love men in track suit bottoms without undies drrooollll L ![]() Yes but that always leads to the risk of tenting ![]() | |||
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"Yes the new tight suit trousers are very distracting to us girlies but i love men in track suit bottoms without undies drrooollll L ![]() ![]() Hmmmmmm, love a good tenting ![]() | |||
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"Yes the new tight suit trousers are very distracting to us girlies but i love men in track suit bottoms without undies drrooollll L ![]() ![]() ![]() gulp ![]() | |||
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"Anyone else have this problem? I seem to be getting worse (or better depending which way you look at it) at this, the older I get. Was in an interview recently and could not stop staring at the interviewer's bulge in his pants. The more I tried not to look, the more obvious I became. I've ended up getting the job but that was after I spilled water over him, getting myself into a right old fluster! It could be anyone, whether I fancy them or not. Eyes just seem to gravitate there. I need help...with being more discreet! Ha." where do I apply? ![]() | |||
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"If this was a male OP and men saying they openly perve at women's crotches....." we'd be getting sent to the Naughty Step with a severe rebuking from the Anti-Fun Police in here Refreshing to see how many ladies in here openly admit they perv us blokes | |||
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"I've got a new suit you would love... ![]() ![]() ![]() Wow. That's such a nice thing to say. Thank you. xx | |||
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"There should be a campaign for more 'men in suit' profile pics. Turns me on more than a cock. I'm pro-bulge! " I'm wearing another pair of new bulge trousers today. See if I can take a new pic and upload it at lunchtime. | |||
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"I've always been embarrassed by my bulge and hid it for years. Now recently I've been informed that some women love it. Now I will wear it with pride in my tight jeans " Prove it! ![]() | |||
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"I've always been embarrassed by my bulge and hid it for years. Now recently I've been informed that some women love it. Now I will wear it with pride in my tight jeans Prove it! ![]() Deal ![]() | |||
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"Brilliant ![]() ![]() Haha, embrace what Charlie?? ![]() | |||
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"Presumably the people that perve over people's crotches only do it to people that are ok with it? You stop if the other person seems unhappy/ uncomfortable? What if that person is a victim of sexual abuse? Not very nice then is it. Or don't you care as long as you get your sexual kick. This is the main reason I won't ever call myself a 'swinger'. Sex should be between consenting people. Too many 'swingers' think it's ok to enforce their sex obsession on the rest of the world. Those people are freaks. They spoil it for the people that love sex but also have empathy and understanding for other people." Absolutely. Exactly the same way that men only look at attractive ladies who want to be admired in that way. No man would ever perve without consent first, written where possible, but we don't always carry pens. It was for exactly this reason that when I saw a lady with lovely legs walking I'm front of me this morning on the way to work, but I couldn't find my pen, so I crossed over the road and walked behind a man instead. I'm sure the ladies above do exactly the same; so no need to worry about us fellas getting harassed bby non-consensual perving. xx | |||
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"Brilliant ![]() ![]() ![]() Being a perve!!! ![]() | |||
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"Brilliant ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() be proud of it ![]() | |||
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"Presumably the people that perve over people's crotches only do it to people that are ok with it? You stop if the other person seems unhappy/ uncomfortable? What if that person is a victim of sexual abuse? Not very nice then is it. Or don't you care as long as you get your sexual kick. This is the main reason I won't ever call myself a 'swinger'. Sex should be between consenting people. Too many 'swingers' think it's ok to enforce their sex obsession on the rest of the world. Those people are freaks. They spoil it for the people that love sex but also have empathy and understanding for other people. Absolutely. Exactly the same way that men only look at attractive ladies who want to be admired in that way. No man would ever perve without consent first, written where possible, but we don't always carry pens. It was for exactly this reason that when I saw a lady with lovely legs walking I'm front of me this morning on the way to work, but I couldn't find my pen, so I crossed over the road and walked behind a man instead. I'm sure the ladies above do exactly the same; so no need to worry about us fellas getting harassed bby non-consensual perving. xx" Personally I prefer the Swedish approach where everyone 18 and over is automatically opted-in to perving and they have to explicitly out-of if they prefer to not be part of the national perve consent database. | |||
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"Yes the new tight suit trousers are very distracting to us girlies but i love men in track suit bottoms without undies drrooollll L ![]() ![]() Didn't he climb Everest with Hillary? | |||
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"Presumably the people that perve over people's crotches only do it to people that are ok with it? You stop if the other person seems unhappy/ uncomfortable? What if that person is a victim of sexual abuse? Not very nice then is it. Or don't you care as long as you get your sexual kick. This is the main reason I won't ever call myself a 'swinger'. Sex should be between consenting people. Too many 'swingers' think it's ok to enforce their sex obsession on the rest of the world. Those people are freaks. They spoil it for the people that love sex but also have empathy and understanding for other people." If you hadn't said it I would have And if this had been a bloke a good 50% of the people posting on here would have said the same Open staring is sexual harassment and I know if I'm in a professional situation it would annoy the hell out of me and the offender would rapidly head to the bottom of the list for the job I hope for the OP's sake the wrong impression has not been set for your employer and you don't end up the victim of harassment. | |||
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"Anyone else have this problem? I seem to be getting worse (or better depending which way you look at it) at this, the older I get. Was in an interview recently and could not stop staring at the interviewer's bulge in his pants. The more I tried not to look, the more obvious I became. I've ended up getting the job but that was after I spilled water over him, getting myself into a right old fluster! It could be anyone, whether I fancy them or not. Eyes just seem to gravitate there. I need help...with being more discreet! Ha." If I caught you staring at mine, I guarantee it would double in size and I'd be off into a world of debauched fantasy ![]() | |||
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"Anyone else have this problem? I seem to be getting worse (or better depending which way you look at it) at this, the older I get. Was in an interview recently and could not stop staring at the interviewer's bulge in his pants. The more I tried not to look, the more obvious I became. I've ended up getting the job but that was after I spilled water over him, getting myself into a right old fluster! It could be anyone, whether I fancy them or not. Eyes just seem to gravitate there. I need help...with being more discreet! Ha. If I caught you staring at mine, I guarantee it would double in size and I'd be off into a world of debauched fantasy ![]() Hahaha!! I'm going to ignore those who are trying to steer this away from the light-hearted thread it's meant to be. We all do it. Men perve at women and women perve at men. FACT. It matters how discreet you are (if applicable) as mentioned in my original post. | |||
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"Anyone else have this problem? I seem to be getting worse (or better depending which way you look at it) at this, the older I get. Was in an interview recently and could not stop staring at the interviewer's bulge in his pants. The more I tried not to look, the more obvious I became. I've ended up getting the job but that was after I spilled water over him, getting myself into a right old fluster! It could be anyone, whether I fancy them or not. Eyes just seem to gravitate there. I need help...with being more discreet! Ha. If I caught you staring at mine, I guarantee it would double in size and I'd be off into a world of debauched fantasy ![]() ![]() | |||
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"So im interviewing you, you are staring at my crotch and im staring at your boobs....... So what makes you qualified for this job ..... Enough said ![]() ![]() An eye for detail? | |||
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"So im interviewing you, you are staring at my crotch and im staring at your boobs....... So what makes you qualified for this job ..... Enough said ![]() ![]() Its all about the details ![]() ![]() | |||
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"OP, are we related?! ![]() ![]() I like when women check out my package then look at me and smile ![]() | |||
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"Anyone else have this problem? I seem to be getting worse (or better depending which way you look at it) at this, the older I get. Was in an interview recently and could not stop staring at the interviewer's bulge in his pants. The more I tried not to look, the more obvious I became. I've ended up getting the job but that was after I spilled water over him, getting myself into a right old fluster! It could be anyone, whether I fancy them or not. Eyes just seem to gravitate there. I need help...with being more discreet! Ha. If I caught you staring at mine, I guarantee it would double in size and I'd be off into a world of debauched fantasy ![]() Yes it seems some people got out of bed the wrong side today ![]() | |||
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"Anyone else have this problem? I seem to be getting worse (or better depending which way you look at it) at this, the older I get. Was in an interview recently and could not stop staring at the interviewer's bulge in his pants. The more I tried not to look, the more obvious I became. I've ended up getting the job but that was after I spilled water over him, getting myself into a right old fluster! It could be anyone, whether I fancy them or not. Eyes just seem to gravitate there. I need help...with being more discreet! Ha. If I caught you staring at mine, I guarantee it would double in size and I'd be off into a world of debauched fantasy ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"New trouser bulge pic just taken and uploading now... You have my explicit and unambiguous consent to perve or ignore as you choose. " If I must.. ![]() | |||
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"Oh and I perve on women too. I don't fancy sleeping with them but I do check them out! And I catch other women staring at my tits all the time. *waits for the thought police to descend*" Best. Thread. Ever. ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Anyone else have this problem? I seem to be getting worse (or better depending which way you look at it) at this, the older I get. Was in an interview recently and could not stop staring at the interviewer's bulge in his pants. The more I tried not to look, the more obvious I became. I've ended up getting the job but that was after I spilled water over him, getting myself into a right old fluster! It could be anyone, whether I fancy them or not. Eyes just seem to gravitate there. I need help...with being more discreet! Ha. This is really innapropiate and offensive. We aren't pieces of meat. I for one am sick of women constantly not making eye contact, hello... my eyes are up here... " Qwerty Hahaha | |||
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"Anyone else have this problem? I seem to be getting worse (or better depending which way you look at it) at this, the older I get. Was in an interview recently and could not stop staring at the interviewer's bulge in his pants. The more I tried not to look, the more obvious I became. I've ended up getting the job but that was after I spilled water over him, getting myself into a right old fluster! It could be anyone, whether I fancy them or not. Eyes just seem to gravitate there. I need help...with being more discreet! Ha." Hahahaha I know exactly how you feel!! It's rather inconvenient on times, especially when you get caught when you don't even realise you have been looking opppps ![]() | |||
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"I have pulled some of the girls at work for this and take the piss saying I am not a piece of meat you know but I love it x" you're right... I must try harder at the next meeting and concentrate on the agenda not the other agenda in my head. Bad girl ![]() | |||
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"I've got a new suit you would love... ![]() ![]() ![]() now you see having pics like that is what makes us mentally undress men ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I've got a new suit you would love... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() And comments like this is why I will keep taking new ones ![]() | |||
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"If this was a male OP and men saying they openly perve at women's crotches....." Well actually they do, a lot ![]() | |||
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"If this was a male OP and men saying they openly perve at women's crotches..... Well actually they do, a lot ![]() And a lot of women find it offensive. | |||
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"Anyone else have this problem? I seem to be getting worse (or better depending which way you look at it) at this, the older I get. Was in an interview recently and could not stop staring at the interviewer's bulge in his pants. The more I tried not to look, the more obvious I became. I've ended up getting the job but that was after I spilled water over him, getting myself into a right old fluster! It could be anyone, whether I fancy them or not. Eyes just seem to gravitate there. I need help...with being more discreet! Ha. If I caught you staring at mine, I guarantee it would double in size and I'd be off into a world of debauched fantasy ![]() Did I miss something, I meant I'd find it really fucking horny to see a sexy girl like you doing this to me. I'd be flattered. Yes I do this all the time, legs, arse, boobs, lips, face hair, whee do you want me to stop. But I obviously try and bee discreet. How is this steering it away from a light hearted thread? I must be getting fucking senile or something. ![]() | |||
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"Anyone else have this problem? I seem to be getting worse (or better depending which way you look at it) at this, the older I get. Was in an interview recently and could not stop staring at the interviewer's bulge in his pants. The more I tried not to look, the more obvious I became. I've ended up getting the job but that was after I spilled water over him, getting myself into a right old fluster! It could be anyone, whether I fancy them or not. Eyes just seem to gravitate there. I need help...with being more discreet! Ha. If I caught you staring at mine, I guarantee it would double in size and I'd be off into a world of debauched fantasy ![]() ![]() Not you Love O!! | |||
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"Anyone else have this problem? I seem to be getting worse (or better depending which way you look at it) at this, the older I get. Was in an interview recently and could not stop staring at the interviewer's bulge in his pants. The more I tried not to look, the more obvious I became. I've ended up getting the job but that was after I spilled water over him, getting myself into a right old fluster! It could be anyone, whether I fancy them or not. Eyes just seem to gravitate there. I need help...with being more discreet! Ha. If I caught you staring at mine, I guarantee it would double in size and I'd be off into a world of debauched fantasy ![]() ![]() Were you referring to my post this morning? | |||
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"Anyone else have this problem? I seem to be getting worse (or better depending which way you look at it) at this, the older I get. Was in an interview recently and could not stop staring at the interviewer's bulge in his pants. The more I tried not to look, the more obvious I became. I've ended up getting the job but that was after I spilled water over him, getting myself into a right old fluster! It could be anyone, whether I fancy them or not. Eyes just seem to gravitate there. I need help...with being more discreet! Ha." You can perve at my package anytime | |||
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"Anyone else have this problem? I seem to be getting worse (or better depending which way you look at it) at this, the older I get. Was in an interview recently and could not stop staring at the interviewer's bulge in his pants. The more I tried not to look, the more obvious I became. I've ended up getting the job but that was after I spilled water over him, getting myself into a right old fluster! It could be anyone, whether I fancy them or not. Eyes just seem to gravitate there. I need help...with being more discreet! Ha. You can perve at my package anytime " ![]() | |||
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"I was a pervert today as well. Everywhere I looked there was bulge. Wish I could choose to only look at men sexually after 5.30pm (when I finish work) but when there are so many hot men around me all day, it's difficult to control. The thought police might want to put in a grievance for inappropriate eye movement." I'm not the thought police, I just take my career quite seriously and I wouldn't have got to the position I'm in without being untouchable. Also, they're all old and not hot so it's not exactly a challenge ![]() | |||
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"I was a pervert today as well. Everywhere I looked there was bulge. Wish I could choose to only look at men sexually after 5.30pm (when I finish work) but when there are so many hot men around me all day, it's difficult to control. The thought police might want to put in a grievance for inappropriate eye movement." Ask an adult to Google 'sexual harrassment' for you. | |||
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"Ok I will....when you get back under your retirement blanket" ![]() | |||
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"Yes the new tight suit trousers are very distracting to us girlies but i love men in track suit bottoms without undies drrooollll L ![]() Get yourself to Macdonalds then... Loads of them... ![]() | |||
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"And by the way - if I was making someone feel uncomfortable - which I'm not - then I'd be happy to take criticism. I'm good at my job and the fact I was offered it suggests even if he did notice, he wasn't arsed in the slightest. The thread was meant too poke fun at a guilty pleasure, not to raise a f*cking lawsuit. 90% of the population would be trialled and executed, in that case." you naughty girl report to headmaster for a jolly good spanking! ![]() ![]() | |||
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"And by the way - if I was making someone feel uncomfortable - which I'm not - then I'd be happy to take criticism. I'm good at my job and the fact I was offered it suggests even if he did notice, he wasn't arsed in the slightest. The thread was meant to poke fun at a guilty pleasure, not to raise a f*cking lawsuit. 90% of the population would be trialled and executed, in that case." You have to accept in a forum people might not agree and are offering you a different viewpoint. I like a good ole perve as much as anyone else but if you're becoming obvious which you mentioned in your OP you could be making someone feel uncomfortable. | |||
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"I accept any viewpoint..but please don't accuse me of making someone feel uncomfortable - unless you were the fly on the wall at the time." I didn't accuse you of making someone feel uncomfortable I said you could be, could be the operative word. | |||
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"And by the way - if I was making someone feel uncomfortable - which I'm not - then I'd be happy to take criticism. I'm good at my job and the fact I was offered it suggests even if he did notice, he wasn't arsed in the slightest. The thread was meant to poke fun at a guilty pleasure, not to raise a f*cking lawsuit. 90% of the population would be trialled and executed, in that case." That's cool. I'd just rather get promoted on the strength of my work performance than because they think I might suck them off afterwards. | |||
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"I accept any viewpoint..but please don't accuse me of making someone feel uncomfortable - unless you were the fly on the wall at the time." To be fair you said you became more obvious and spilt water on the guy ![]() | |||
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"I'd just rather get promoted on the strength of my work performance " Your ledgers are very well balanced, and your double-entry demonstration was excellent. I would promote your but checking out your compliance technique, I've just liquidated my assets... all over your tits ![]() | |||
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" ![]() ![]() my boobs are constantly being conversed to. I don't wear low cut tops or anything tight but still they get stared at. Not just by men either I might add | |||
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" ![]() ![]() True! It just makes me feel all filthy inside when you catch yourself doing it to an old man on a train/bus. Saying that I do love clocking people (women are just as bad) sizing up my chest! | |||
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"If someone wants to stare at dicks, let 'em stare at dicks. Rockchickxx1, you go girl." ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"If someone wants to stare at dicks, let 'em stare at dicks. Rockchickxx1, you go girl. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Dicks... dicks everywhere. Swimming in a sea of dicks. | |||
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"If someone wants to stare at dicks, let 'em stare at dicks. Rockchickxx1, you go girl. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() HAHAHA!! | |||
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"Lots of dicks on here ![]() ![]() I hope so! And I would love them for it ![]() | |||
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"Oh gosh I am soooo guilty of this. And Got caught doing this tuesdsy to a particularly hot colleague who was stood up during a meeting he was waiting to speak at... ![]() hahaha what was the outcome? Hope you er, made it up to him, in respect of your 'inappropriate' eye movements... ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Oh gosh I am soooo guilty of this. And Got caught doing this tuesdsy to a particularly hot colleague who was stood up during a meeting he was waiting to speak at... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Well, I'd like to say that some hot and saucy banter ensued and he took me on the office table....alas, while we did exchange eye contact for a moment, I simply blushed and became very interested in my computer screen! ![]() | |||
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"Oh gosh I am soooo guilty of this. And Got caught doing this tuesdsy to a particularly hot colleague who was stood up during a meeting he was waiting to speak at... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Love it! I know the feeling. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Oh gosh I am soooo guilty of this. And Got caught doing this tuesdsy to a particularly hot colleague who was stood up during a meeting he was waiting to speak at... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I've not oogled his package before, I dont make a habit of it so not sure Ive crossed the line into harassment...I hope not anyway!! I was sat down and he was stood in my line of sight to the meetings chair with a rather prominent bulge in my defence,kinda hard to miss... ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Tips Teaser I hope you know I was making fun of the less light-hearted folk and not you ![]() ![]() Really, oh no and there was me about to get all huffy that someone dare proclaim am opinion ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Just love this and am guilty as charged . I'm also "a very important person" career wise.I'm considered the "consumate professional" but on Monday was I staring at the bulging package of one of our major associates. I really dont think its harmed my career path in anyway. But I'll be sure to ensure their full cooperation in any future bulge fests just in case. Just to even it out I always wear breast "highlighting" tops and dont feel in anyway violated when men stare at what I obviously have on show. Have fun perving guys n gals xx " Hear, hear! My thoughts exactly. Everybody keep-a-perving. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Feel free to check me out anytime ladies ![]() ![]() Why, are you gonna wander round accidentally on purpose positioning your package in front of us all ?! ![]() ![]() | |||
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