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Can't help staring at men's 'packages' in meetings, interviews etc...

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Anyone else have this problem? I seem to be getting worse (or better depending which way you look at it) at this, the older I get.

Was in an interview recently and could not stop staring at the interviewer's bulge in his pants. The more I tried not to look, the more obvious I became. I've ended up getting the job but that was after I spilled water over him, getting myself into a right old fluster!

It could be anyone, whether I fancy them or not. Eyes just seem to gravitate there. I need help...with being more discreet! Ha.

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By *obbytupperMan over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

Perve.

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By *unky monkeyMan over a year ago

in the night garden

I think we can officially announce best thread of the day award.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Tell me something I don't know!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

How about sunglasses ,tell them your sensitive to bright lights

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Perve.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I think we can officially announce best thread of the day award.

Jesus!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Move to London and the Oyster is your world.

http://www.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/352262

Enjoy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Anyone else have this problem? I seem to be getting worse (or better depending which way you look at it) at this, the older I get.

It could be anyone, whether I fancy them or not. Eyes just seem to gravitate there. I need help...with being more discreet! Ha."

You don't need help. Just carry on and enjoy. I do. Xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Anyone else have this problem? I seem to be getting worse (or better depending which way you look at it) at this, the older I get.

It could be anyone, whether I fancy them or not. Eyes just seem to gravitate there. I need help...with being more discreet! Ha."

This is really innapropiate and offensive. We aren't pieces of meat. I for one am sick of women constantly not making eye contact, hello... my eyes are up here...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Anyone else have this problem? I seem to be getting worse (or better depending which way you look at it) at this, the older I get.

It could be anyone, whether I fancy them or not. Eyes just seem to gravitate there. I need help...with being more discreet! Ha.

You don't need help. Just carry on and enjoy. I do. Xx

Ok I will!

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By *zeye73Man over a year ago

Amersham

Let me know if you lose your new job for sexual harassment. I'm looking for a new PA

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

OP, are we related?!

Me also. I work in retail and there's a high volume of males passing through.

It's a constant perving session, I love it!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Anyone else have this problem? I seem to be getting worse (or better depending which way you look at it) at this, the older I get.

It could be anyone, whether I fancy them or not. Eyes just seem to gravitate there. I need help...with being more discreet! Ha."

I do the same, can't help it and sometimes I glance up at their face and feel a bit sick about my behaviour

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Anyone else have this problem? I seem to be getting worse (or better depending which way you look at it) at this, the older I get.

It could be anyone, whether I fancy them or not. Eyes just seem to gravitate there. I need help...with being more discreet! Ha.

This is really innapropiate and offensive. We aren't pieces of meat. I for one am sick of women constantly not making eye contact, hello... my eyes are up here... "

Now you know how women feel when men talk to our chest

We love it really

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"OP, are we related?!

Me also. I work in retail and there's a high volume of males passing through.

It's a constant perving session, I love it!

Hurrah to us perves! Love it when they stand up and lean back slightly. Or sitting down with legs open in tight pants/jeans. If you move to the right angle you can get a good idea of girth and length, flaccid or not LOL

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"OP, are we related?!

Me also. I work in retail and there's a high volume of males passing through.

It's a constant perving session, I love it!

.... Let's not forget trying to imagine what their "interests" would be!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I do the same, can't help it and sometimes I glance up at their face and feel a bit sick about my behaviour"

laughing out loud at this...as I too get a touch of self-loathing afterwards...only for a minute and then it passes.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"OP, are we related?!

Me also. I work in retail and there's a high volume of males passing through.

It's a constant perving session, I love it!

You make me sick

never felt so humiliated in my life. I DONT BELIEVE IT! You vulture, you nasty piece of work!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've got a new suit you would love...

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By *zeye73Man over a year ago

Amersham

"OP, are we related?!

Me also. I work in retail and there's a high volume of males passing through.

It's a constant perving session, I love it!

I found myself adjusting my seating position when reading this. Then realised there no one else in the room.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Your not the only one

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By *edsBonkingMan over a year ago

Near MK

Some naughty ladies in here tonight. I'm free for a package inspection. Lmao

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It makes me a bit wary now. Have had some female interviewers and i'm not trying to show off by saying i have a huge bulge. But, makes it a bit awkward when i sit down or stand...i'm a bit weird like that, in the sense i don't want them to see.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"OP, are we related?!

Me also. I work in retail and there's a high volume of males passing through.

It's a constant perving session, I love it!

I found myself adjusting my seating position when reading this. Then realised there no one else in the room. "

Ah bless!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've got a new suit you would love...

Oooooooh!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Anyone else have this problem? I seem to be getting worse (or better depending which way you look at it) at this, the older I get.

It could be anyone, whether I fancy them or not. Eyes just seem to gravitate there. I need help...with being more discreet! Ha."

I once sat talking to a client representative at their office, not particularly attractive but had something about her I've always liked, just discussing boring business stuff by the time we had finished I had a large bulge!! is the fab effect??

Fortunately I had a folder with me that I could use as a cover!! Be grateful that you arent a client of my company

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By *udistnorthantsMan over a year ago

Desborough

And this is why i like going "commando" to work or to the shops / pub etc

Carry on perving OP

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

There's nothing you guys can do about it but embrace it. I don't recall being this bad a few years ago so maybe it's an older woman thing. Definitely getting more adventurous by not giving a shit who catches me doing it! Oops!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Meant that jest by the way...I sounded a bit sleazy/seedy!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've got a new suit you would love...

Oooooooh!

It's in my public pictures - I nearly sent it back because it leaves nothing to the imagination!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yes i do this too, i think once you start looking at a guy there you cant stop, a prime example of this is Dermot O Leary on tv..once you notice, you cant help but look!!

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By *igeiaWoman over a year ago

Bristol

"I've got a new suit you would love...

Oooooooh!

It's in my public pictures - I nearly sent it back because it leaves nothing to the imagination! "

Oh I don't know about that. My imagination is now running riot!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Yes i do this too, i think once you start looking at a guy there you cant stop, a prime example of this is Dermot O Leary on tv..once you notice, you cant help but look!!

Definitely agree!!! Like opening the floodgates...

'Once seen never forgotten'

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It's worse when you're on a packed tube and you're standing whilst their seated. Your crotch in their face.

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By *ilberryMan over a year ago

Scarborough

Sorry girls, hate to blow everyones bubbles! but I often find myself toe hunting!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've got a new suit you would love...

Oooooooh!

It's in my public pictures - I nearly sent it back because it leaves nothing to the imagination! "

All your pics are an example to the young men of Fab

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""I do the same, can't help it and sometimes I glance up at their face and feel a bit sick about my behaviour"

laughing out loud at this...as I too get a touch of self-loathing afterwards...only for a minute and then it passes.

The sickie bit is when I notice they are extremely unattractive, fat and old and I've been salivating over their cock

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've got a new suit you would love...

Oooooooh!

It's in my public pictures - I nearly sent it back because it leaves nothing to the imagination! "

I beg to differ....

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By *ophieslutTV/TS over a year ago

Central

It's particularly good fro the show-ers, in the right gear. There was a period in fashion where guys wore less revealing clothing. We're at a pint now where fashion and the guys wearing appropriately are inviting ius to sample visually.

My lips get licked rather a lot, and I'm sure the rest of you lookers are prone to the same.

Often a pleasure on crowded trains etc when you're seated and guys stand in front of you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

""I do the same, can't help it and sometimes I glance up at their face and feel a bit sick about my behaviour"

laughing out loud at this...as I too get a touch of self-loathing afterwards...only for a minute and then it passes.

The sickie bit is when I notice they are extremely unattractive, fat and old and I've been salivating over their cock

HAHAHA me too. I've been guilty of this on a few disgusting occasions.

I'm now guffawing!

(Who 'guffaws' in this century!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've got a new suit you would love...

Oooooooh!

It's in my public pictures - I nearly sent it back because it leaves nothing to the imagination! "

I better check this out..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yes the new tight suit trousers are very distracting to us girlies but i love men in track suit bottoms without undies drrooollll

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

There should be a campaign for more 'men in suit' profile pics. Turns me on more than a cock. I'm pro-bulge!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

On trains. I do it on trains. You can't help it on a packed tube when you're sitting down and a man is strap hanging right in front of you. I resist the urge to touch very well. The sexier men get on in central and west London,in case anyone is interested

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"There should be a campaign for more 'men in suit' profile pics. Turns me on more than a cock. I'm pro-bulge! "

you have to do the London trains if you want sexy men in suits. Hundreds of them

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"On trains. I do it on trains. You can't help it on a packed tube when you're sitting down and a man is strap hanging right in front of you. I resist the urge to touch very well. The sexier men get on in central and west London,in case anyone is interested "

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"There should be a campaign for more 'men in suit' profile pics. Turns me on more than a cock. I'm pro-bulge!

you have to do the London trains if you want sexy men in suits. Hundreds of them "

*pants like a thirsty dog*

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By *udistnorthantsMan over a year ago

Desborough

I was gutted at work when they stopped us wearing blazers and trousers and wanted us in just shirts and a company fleece. Got more favourable looks from the office girls when on front of house

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By *unky monkeyMan over a year ago

in the night garden

I do the same shit with women's tits when I have interviews. But so far I have had no job offers. Not sure what is the difference.

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By *ummersun99Woman over a year ago

North Yorkshire by the Sea

"There should be a campaign for more 'men in suit' profile pics. Turns me on more than a cock. I'm pro-bulge!

you have to do the London trains if you want sexy men in suits. Hundreds of them

*pants like a thirsty dog*"

Another guilty of it here! Impossible not to accidentally glance the male crotch or bum when presented... As for a man in a sharp suit - Mmmm so scrumptious!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

hands up - guilty of mentally undressing men and women rather often

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By *udistnorthantsMan over a year ago

Desborough

"hands up - guilty of mentally undressing men and women rather often

Sx"

pleading guilty to mentally undressing lots of ladies, so my hand is up

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

On the whole bulge thing, i tend to get a few woman looking, which can sometimes turn me on and that's whole different problem

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"On the whole bulge thing, i tend to get a few woman looking, which can sometimes turn me on and that's whole different problem

no tight jeans for you then

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ha, ha, quite the opposite, it might help cut off the circulation!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ha, ha, quite the opposite, it might help cut off the circulation!

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By *udistnorthantsMan over a year ago

Desborough

"Yes the new tight suit trousers are very distracting to us girlies but i love men in track suit bottoms without undies drrooollll

Yes but that always leads to the risk of tenting

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yes the new tight suit trousers are very distracting to us girlies but i love men in track suit bottoms without undies drrooollll

Yes but that always leads to the risk of tenting

Hmmmmmm, love a good tenting

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By *udistnorthantsMan over a year ago

Desborough

"Yes the new tight suit trousers are very distracting to us girlies but i love men in track suit bottoms without undies drrooollll

Yes but that always leads to the risk of tenting

Hmmmmmm, love a good tenting

gulp

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By *issyfaggotfayeTV/TS over a year ago

Bolton

"Anyone else have this problem? I seem to be getting worse (or better depending which way you look at it) at this, the older I get.

It could be anyone, whether I fancy them or not. Eyes just seem to gravitate there. I need help...with being more discreet! Ha."

where do I apply?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm in meetings all day today, I'll report back if i catch any wandering eyes...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If this was a male OP and men saying they openly perve at women's crotches.....

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By *udistnorthantsMan over a year ago

Desborough

"If this was a male OP and men saying they openly perve at women's crotches....."

we'd be getting sent to the Naughty Step with a severe rebuking from the Anti-Fun Police in here

Refreshing to see how many ladies in here openly admit they perv us blokes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've always been embarrassed by my bulge and hid it for years. Now recently I've been informed that some women love it.

Now I will wear it with pride in my tight jeans

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've got a new suit you would love...

Oooooooh!

It's in my public pictures - I nearly sent it back because it leaves nothing to the imagination!

All your pics are an example to the young men of Fab

Wow. That's such a nice thing to say. Thank you. xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"There should be a campaign for more 'men in suit' profile pics. Turns me on more than a cock. I'm pro-bulge! "

I'm wearing another pair of new bulge trousers today. See if I can take a new pic and upload it at lunchtime.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

OP - many men in Manchester wear suits

Think I need a couple of new pics for profile going off this thread

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've always been embarrassed by my bulge and hid it for years. Now recently I've been informed that some women love it.

Now I will wear it with pride in my tight jeans "

Prove it!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've always been embarrassed by my bulge and hid it for years. Now recently I've been informed that some women love it.

Now I will wear it with pride in my tight jeans

Prove it!

Deal

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Presumably the people that perve over people's crotches only do it to people that are ok with it? You stop if the other person seems unhappy/ uncomfortable?

What if that person is a victim of sexual abuse? Not very nice then is it. Or don't you care as long as you get your sexual kick.

This is the main reason I won't ever call myself a 'swinger'. Sex should be between consenting people. Too many 'swingers' think it's ok to enforce their sex obsession on the rest of the world. Those people are freaks. They spoil it for the people that love sex but also have empathy and understanding for other people.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Brilliant

I'm definitely getting more of a perve the older I get lol embrace it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Brilliant

I'm definitely getting more of a perve the older I get lol embrace it

Haha, embrace what Charlie??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Presumably the people that perve over people's crotches only do it to people that are ok with it? You stop if the other person seems unhappy/ uncomfortable?

What if that person is a victim of sexual abuse? Not very nice then is it. Or don't you care as long as you get your sexual kick.

Absolutely. Exactly the same way that men only look at attractive ladies who want to be admired in that way. No man would ever perve without consent first, written where possible, but we don't always carry pens.

It was for exactly this reason that when I saw a lady with lovely legs walking I'm front of me this morning on the way to work, but I couldn't find my pen, so I crossed over the road and walked behind a man instead.

I'm sure the ladies above do exactly the same; so no need to worry about us fellas getting harassed bby non-consensual perving. xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Brilliant

I'm definitely getting more of a perve the older I get lol embrace it

Haha, embrace what Charlie??

Being a perve!!!

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By *udistnorthantsMan over a year ago

Desborough

"Brilliant

I'm definitely getting more of a perve the older I get lol embrace it

Haha, embrace what Charlie??

Being a perve!!!

be proud of it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Presumably the people that perve over people's crotches only do it to people that are ok with it? You stop if the other person seems unhappy/ uncomfortable?

What if that person is a victim of sexual abuse? Not very nice then is it. Or don't you care as long as you get your sexual kick.

I'm sure the ladies above do exactly the same; so no need to worry about us fellas getting harassed bby non-consensual perving. xx"

Personally I prefer the Swedish approach where everyone 18 and over is automatically opted-in to perving and they have to explicitly out-of if they prefer to not be part of the national perve consent database.

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By *ackspopCouple over a year ago

Wymondham

"Yes the new tight suit trousers are very distracting to us girlies but i love men in track suit bottoms without undies drrooollll

Yes but that always leads to the risk of tenting

Didn't he climb Everest with Hillary?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Presumably the people that perve over people's crotches only do it to people that are ok with it? You stop if the other person seems unhappy/ uncomfortable?

What if that person is a victim of sexual abuse? Not very nice then is it. Or don't you care as long as you get your sexual kick.

If you hadn't said it I would have

And if this had been a bloke a good 50% of the people posting on here would have said the same

Open staring is sexual harassment and I know if I'm in a professional situation it would annoy the hell out of me and the offender would rapidly head to the bottom of the list for the job

I hope for the OP's sake the wrong impression has not been set for your employer and you don't end up the victim of harassment.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Anyone else have this problem? I seem to be getting worse (or better depending which way you look at it) at this, the older I get.

It could be anyone, whether I fancy them or not. Eyes just seem to gravitate there. I need help...with being more discreet! Ha."

If I caught you staring at mine, I guarantee it would double in size and I'd be off into a world of debauched fantasy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Brilliant

I'm definitely getting more of a perve the older I get lol embrace it

Haha, embrace what Charlie??

Being a perve!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I think we can officially announce best thread of the day award.

Fantastic!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Anyone else have this problem? I seem to be getting worse (or better depending which way you look at it) at this, the older I get.

It could be anyone, whether I fancy them or not. Eyes just seem to gravitate there. I need help...with being more discreet! Ha.

If I caught you staring at mine, I guarantee it would double in size and I'd be off into a world of debauched fantasy

Hahaha!! I'm going to ignore those who are trying to steer this away from the light-hearted thread it's meant to be. We all do it. Men perve at women and women perve at men. FACT. It matters how discreet you are (if applicable) as mentioned in my original post.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

So im interviewing you, you are staring at my crotch and im staring at your boobs....... So what makes you qualified for this job .....

Enough said

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By *udistnorthantsMan over a year ago

Desborough

"Anyone else have this problem? I seem to be getting worse (or better depending which way you look at it) at this, the older I get.

It could be anyone, whether I fancy them or not. Eyes just seem to gravitate there. I need help...with being more discreet! Ha.

If I caught you staring at mine, I guarantee it would double in size and I'd be off into a world of debauched fantasy

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"So im interviewing you, you are staring at my crotch and im staring at your boobs....... So what makes you qualified for this job .....

Enough said

An eye for detail?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So im interviewing you, you are staring at my crotch and im staring at your boobs....... So what makes you qualified for this job .....

Enough said

An eye for detail?"

Its all about the details

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"OP, are we related?!

Me also. I work in retail and there's a high volume of males passing through.

It's a constant perving session, I love it!

I like when women check out my package then look at me and smile

very horny

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Anyone else have this problem? I seem to be getting worse (or better depending which way you look at it) at this, the older I get.

It could be anyone, whether I fancy them or not. Eyes just seem to gravitate there. I need help...with being more discreet! Ha.

If I caught you staring at mine, I guarantee it would double in size and I'd be off into a world of debauched fantasy

Yes it seems some people got out of bed the wrong side today

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

New trouser bulge pic just taken and uploading now... You have my explicit and unambiguous consent to perve or ignore as you choose.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Oh and I perve on women too. I don't fancy sleeping with them but I do check them out!

And I catch other women staring at my tits all the time.

*waits for the thought police to descend*

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Anyone else have this problem? I seem to be getting worse (or better depending which way you look at it) at this, the older I get.

It could be anyone, whether I fancy them or not. Eyes just seem to gravitate there. I need help...with being more discreet! Ha.

If I caught you staring at mine, I guarantee it would double in size and I'd be off into a world of debauched fantasy

Yes it seems some people got out of bed the wrong side today

I suppose they walk around looking at the floor.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"New trouser bulge pic just taken and uploading now... You have my explicit and unambiguous consent to perve or ignore as you choose. "

If I must..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh and I perve on women too. I don't fancy sleeping with them but I do check them out!

And I catch other women staring at my tits all the time.

*waits for the thought police to descend*"

Best. Thread. Ever.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Anyone else have this problem? I seem to be getting worse (or better depending which way you look at it) at this, the older I get.

It could be anyone, whether I fancy them or not. Eyes just seem to gravitate there. I need help...with being more discreet! Ha.

This is really innapropiate and offensive. We aren't pieces of meat. I for one am sick of women constantly not making eye contact, hello... my eyes are up here... "

Qwerty

Hahaha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cock watching love it about time women have something to perv over too I am all for this. My bulge is quite prominent lol

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By *inaTitzTV/TS over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I think a bit of discreet perving is healthy as long as it's not intrusive.

Personally I love it when I'm out glammed up and I can see someone is getting off on my look

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By *iggy1Woman over a year ago

DORCHESTER

Did you think spilling water on the poor man would make it grow? Lol can say I have ever looked, never thought I could see much..God dam it, now I will have to start!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Anyone else have this problem? I seem to be getting worse (or better depending which way you look at it) at this, the older I get.

It could be anyone, whether I fancy them or not. Eyes just seem to gravitate there. I need help...with being more discreet! Ha."

Hahahaha I know exactly how you feel!! It's rather inconvenient on times, especially when you get caught when you don't even realise you have been looking opppps

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By *andtsurreyCouple over a year ago

Torbay

I'm glad it's not just me.... I went to a really important board meeting the other day and found myself playing the 'if he was naked in the kestrels pool would I...?' game !!!

I missed a load of what was said and had to get a grip. But all those men in suits phwoarrrrr

T xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have pulled some of the girls at work for this and take the piss saying I am not a piece of meat you know but I love it x

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By *andtsurreyCouple over a year ago

Torbay

"I have pulled some of the girls at work for this and take the piss saying I am not a piece of meat you know but I love it x"

you're right... I must try harder at the next meeting and concentrate on the agenda not the other agenda in my head. Bad girl

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Nah keep on staring it's much more fun yolo

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've got a new suit you would love...

Oooooooh!

It's in my public pictures - I nearly sent it back because it leaves nothing to the imagination!

All your pics are an example to the young men of Fab

Wow. That's such a nice thing to say. Thank you. xx"

now you see having pics like that is what makes us mentally undress men

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've got a new suit you would love...

Oooooooh!

It's in my public pictures - I nearly sent it back because it leaves nothing to the imagination!

All your pics are an example to the young men of Fab

Wow. That's such a nice thing to say. Thank you. xx

now you see having pics like that is what makes us mentally undress men

And comments like this is why I will keep taking new ones

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If this was a male OP and men saying they openly perve at women's crotches....."

Well actually they do, a lot

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If this was a male OP and men saying they openly perve at women's crotches.....

Well actually they do, a lot

And a lot of women find it offensive.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Anyone else have this problem? I seem to be getting worse (or better depending which way you look at it) at this, the older I get.

It could be anyone, whether I fancy them or not. Eyes just seem to gravitate there. I need help...with being more discreet! Ha.

If I caught you staring at mine, I guarantee it would double in size and I'd be off into a world of debauched fantasy

Did I miss something, I meant I'd find it really fucking horny to see a sexy girl like you doing this to me. I'd be flattered. Yes I do this all the time, legs, arse, boobs, lips, face hair, whee do you want me to stop. But I obviously try and bee discreet. How is this steering it away from a light hearted thread? I must be getting fucking senile or something.

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By *uby0000Woman over a year ago

hertfordshire

I do stare if they look large especially in tight jeans

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

We all perve me as much as anyone else and I was not trying to stear the thread just present a balance

I didn't get out of bed the wrong side or walk about looking at the floor, my sex drive is as healthy as the next person

my comments were related to the OP who clearly stated this was in a professional situation and became very obvious she was doing it to the point of embarrassing herself.

If it had been a man doing it the forum would have slated him for harassment, fact.

In a professional or any other situation, staring to that extent is sexual harassment, fact

We all like to be appreciated including me but not if it's uncomfortable for the recipient

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don't get caught perving at crotches. I cast furtive glances and resist the urge to stare directly with bulging eyes and my tongue hanging out

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Anyone else have this problem? I seem to be getting worse (or better depending which way you look at it) at this, the older I get.

It could be anyone, whether I fancy them or not. Eyes just seem to gravitate there. I need help...with being more discreet! Ha.

If I caught you staring at mine, I guarantee it would double in size and I'd be off into a world of debauched fantasy

Not you Love O!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

i dont believe she did this in an interview.

as in, no way. it belongs in the fantasy section.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can safely say I've never perved a man's crotch at work. Seems I'm uptight, but I like to be professional at work and keep the perving for my own time.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Anyone else have this problem? I seem to be getting worse (or better depending which way you look at it) at this, the older I get.

It could be anyone, whether I fancy them or not. Eyes just seem to gravitate there. I need help...with being more discreet! Ha.

If I caught you staring at mine, I guarantee it would double in size and I'd be off into a world of debauched fantasy

Not you Love O!!"

Were you referring to my post this morning?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I havennoticed women looking at my bulge a number of times, and they seem to think they're being discreet.

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By *azza72Man over a year ago

Leeds

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By *azza72Man over a year ago

Leeds

"Anyone else have this problem? I seem to be getting worse (or better depending which way you look at it) at this, the older I get.

It could be anyone, whether I fancy them or not. Eyes just seem to gravitate there. I need help...with being more discreet! Ha."

You can perve at my package anytime

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I was a pervert today as well. Everywhere I looked there was bulge. Wish I could choose to only look at men sexually after 5.30pm (when I finish work) but when there are so many hot men around me all day, it's difficult to control.

The thought police might want to put in a grievance for inappropriate eye movement.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Anyone else have this problem? I seem to be getting worse (or better depending which way you look at it) at this, the older I get.

It could be anyone, whether I fancy them or not. Eyes just seem to gravitate there. I need help...with being more discreet! Ha.

You can perve at my package anytime "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I was a pervert today as well. Everywhere I looked there was bulge. Wish I could choose to only look at men sexually after 5.30pm (when I finish work) but when there are so many hot men around me all day, it's difficult to control.

The thought police might want to put in a grievance for inappropriate eye movement."

I'm not the thought police, I just take my career quite seriously and I wouldn't have got to the position I'm in without being untouchable. Also, they're all old and not hot so it's not exactly a challenge

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The thought police might want to put in a grievance for inappropriate eye movement."

Ask an adult to Google 'sexual harrassment' for you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Ok I will....when you get back under your retirement blanket

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ok I will....when you get back under your retirement blanket"

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

And by the way - if I was making someone feel uncomfortable - which I'm not - then I'd be happy to take criticism. I'm good at my job and the fact I was offered it suggests even if he did notice, he wasn't arsed in the slightest. The thread was meant to poke fun at a guilty pleasure, not to raise a f*cking lawsuit. 90% of the population would be trialled and executed, in that case.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yes the new tight suit trousers are very distracting to us girlies but i love men in track suit bottoms without undies drrooollll

Get yourself to Macdonalds then... Loads of them...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

And they say size doesn't matter lol x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"And by the way - if I was making someone feel uncomfortable - which I'm not - then I'd be happy to take criticism. I'm good at my job and the fact I was offered it suggests even if he did notice, he wasn't arsed in the slightest. The thread was meant too poke fun at a guilty pleasure, not to raise a f*cking lawsuit. 90% of the population would be trialled and executed, in that case."
you naughty girl report to headmaster for a jolly good spanking!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"And by the way - if I was making someone feel uncomfortable - which I'm not - then I'd be happy to take criticism. I'm good at my job and the fact I was offered it suggests even if he did notice, he wasn't arsed in the slightest. The thread was meant to poke fun at a guilty pleasure, not to raise a f*cking lawsuit. 90% of the population would be trialled and executed, in that case."

You have to accept in a forum people might not agree and are offering you a different viewpoint.

I like a good ole perve as much as anyone else but if you're becoming obvious which you mentioned in your OP you could be making someone feel uncomfortable.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I accept any viewpoint..but please don't accuse me of making someone feel uncomfortable - unless you were the fly on the wall at the time.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'd be trying not to get hard tbh, Altho I don't have the biggest package lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

rockchickxx1,

Just keep calm and stare at more wang doodles

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I accept any viewpoint..but please don't accuse me of making someone feel uncomfortable - unless you were the fly on the wall at the time."

I didn't accuse you of making someone feel uncomfortable I said you could be, could be the operative word.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Where I work I am a senior member of staff. We have some incredibly attractive members of staff and have to travel with young female members of staff who are half my age.

I don't go there: I don't look, I don't join in any banter which is too risqué.

If there was any hint or suggestion of me being a perve or being sleazy in work then I'd be looking for a new job.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"And by the way - if I was making someone feel uncomfortable - which I'm not - then I'd be happy to take criticism. I'm good at my job and the fact I was offered it suggests even if he did notice, he wasn't arsed in the slightest. The thread was meant to poke fun at a guilty pleasure, not to raise a f*cking lawsuit. 90% of the population would be trialled and executed, in that case."

That's cool. I'd just rather get promoted on the strength of my work performance than because they think I might suck them off afterwards.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

But out of work...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

that's hilarious! I thought it was just me... Turns out I'm not very discreet either!!

I figure men do it to our tits... We do it to their willies

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I accept any viewpoint..but please don't accuse me of making someone feel uncomfortable - unless you were the fly on the wall at the time."

To be fair you said you became more obvious and spilt water on the guy

Ha just do what you wanna do anyway. I'm totally professional in work, but not a robot either.

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By *s_bettyboopWoman over a year ago

-3

Snap i keep doing this also. I went to a bed shop today and kept looking at the salesmans arse and package! God he was fit..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'd just rather get promoted on the strength of my work performance "

Your ledgers are very well balanced, and your double-entry demonstration was excellent. I would promote your but checking out your compliance technique, I've just liquidated my assets... all over your tits

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

that's hilarious! I thought it was just me... Turns out I'm not very discreet either!!

I figure men do it to our tits... We do it to their willies

my boobs are constantly being conversed to. I don't wear low cut tops or anything tight but still they get stared at. Not just by men either I might add

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If someone wants to stare at dicks, let 'em stare at dicks.

Rockchickxx1, you go girl.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

that's hilarious! I thought it was just me... Turns out I'm not very discreet either!!

I figure men do it to our tits... We do it to their willies

True! It just makes me feel all filthy inside when you catch yourself doing it to an old man on a train/bus. Saying that I do love clocking people (women are just as bad) sizing up my chest!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I find it quite amusing when people think they aren't being noticed too... Just steal a cheeky glance... But alas! Captured!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm a sucker for turning around and checking out a woman's arse as she walks past me. I not only get a good perve, but I also blow out my cheeks in a 'phwoar'-style fashion. Real obvious shit.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"If someone wants to stare at dicks, let 'em stare at dicks.

Rockchickxx1, you go girl."

I see....dicks.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If someone wants to stare at dicks, let 'em stare at dicks.

Rockchickxx1, you go girl.

I see....dicks."

Dicks... dicks everywhere. Swimming in a sea of dicks.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Lots of dicks on here

Most men would not notice as they would be looking a your fab boobs

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"If someone wants to stare at dicks, let 'em stare at dicks.

Rockchickxx1, you go girl.

I see....dicks.

Dicks... dicks everywhere. Swimming in a sea of dicks."

HAHAHA!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Lots of dicks on here

Most men would not notice as they would be looking a your fab boobs

I hope so! And I would love them for it

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By *ipsTeaserCouple over a year ago

here and there, thereabouts

Oh gosh I am soooo guilty of this.

And Got caught doing this tuesdsy to a particularly hot colleague who was stood up during a meeting he was waiting to speak at...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Well I think it's inappropriate - I always maintain professional boundaries.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Oh gosh I am soooo guilty of this.

And Got caught doing this tuesdsy to a particularly hot colleague who was stood up during a meeting he was waiting to speak at...

hahaha what was the outcome? Hope you er, made it up to him, in respect of your 'inappropriate' eye movements...

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By *ipsTeaserCouple over a year ago

here and there, thereabouts

"Oh gosh I am soooo guilty of this.

And Got caught doing this tuesdsy to a particularly hot colleague who was stood up during a meeting he was waiting to speak at...

hahaha what was the outcome? Hope you er, made it up to him, in respect of your 'inappropriate' eye movements...

Well, I'd like to say that some hot and saucy banter ensued and he took me on the office table....alas, while we did exchange eye contact for a moment, I simply blushed and became very interested in my computer screen!

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By *onny bigMan over a year ago

london harrow

There's a nice bulge picture on my profile for all you bulge lovers to perv over

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Oh gosh I am soooo guilty of this.

And Got caught doing this tuesdsy to a particularly hot colleague who was stood up during a meeting he was waiting to speak at...

hahaha what was the outcome? Hope you er, made it up to him, in respect of your 'inappropriate' eye movements...

Love it! I know the feeling.

However sounds like a classic case of sexual harassment in the workplace to me and you clearly couldn't give two hoots about your career!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Going off the subject abit but ive been caught a few times checking out girls arses at my old work place lol really embarrassing but wonder if they liked it?!

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By *ipsTeaserCouple over a year ago

here and there, thereabouts

"Oh gosh I am soooo guilty of this.

And Got caught doing this tuesdsy to a particularly hot colleague who was stood up during a meeting he was waiting to speak at...

hahaha what was the outcome? Hope you er, made it up to him, in respect of your 'inappropriate' eye movements...

Love it! I know the feeling.

However sounds like a classic case of sexual harassment in the workplace to me and you clearly couldn't give two hoots about your career!!

I've not oogled his package before, I dont make a habit of it so not sure Ive crossed the line into harassment...I hope not anyway!!

I was sat down and he was stood in my line of sight to the meetings chair with a rather prominent bulge in my defence,kinda hard to miss...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Tips Teaser I hope you know I was making fun of the less light-hearted folk and not you

Sounds horny as fook to be fair. Every day I have to have a meeting with five guys (some hot) and it is bloody murder trying to focus sometimes. The view out of the window is often my only salvation!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Baggier trousers would do it. Get men in harem pants and then I wouldn't look so much.

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By *icolerobbieCouple over a year ago

walsall

I bet you'll love to see guys in meggings........just imagine the camel toe!

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By *ipsTeaserCouple over a year ago

here and there, thereabouts

"Tips Teaser I hope you know I was making fun of the less light-hearted folk and not you

Sounds horny as fook to be fair. Every day I have to have a meeting with five guys (some hot) and it is bloody murder trying to focus sometimes. The view out of the window is often my only salvation!

Really, oh no and there was me about to get all huffy that someone dare proclaim am opinion

Best step down off me high horse then

Thing that makes it hotter in a bizarre way is he's a bit of an arrogant geezer and I've clashed with him over his attitude before yet physically o me he's a bit of a lush'un. Need a dribble bib in case he does it again lmao.

Now, if you ask me,you're being put in a most untenable situation. Demand they wear sarongs from now on

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By *ikeC81Man over a year ago

harrow

Well I will be in my suit today with a tight shirt............

Wondering who would perv me

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By *EXY50ishWoman over a year ago

Anywhere and nowhere

Just love this and am guilty as charged . I'm also "a very important person" career wise.I'm considered the "consumate professional" but on Monday was I staring at the bulging package of one of our major associates. I really dont think its harmed my career path in anyway. But I'll be sure to ensure their full cooperation in any future bulge fests just in case. Just to even it out I always wear breast "highlighting" tops and dont feel in anyway violated when men stare at what I obviously have on show. Have fun perving guys n gals xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Just love this and am guilty as charged . I'm also "a very important person" career wise.I'm considered the "consumate professional" but on Monday was I staring at the bulging package of one of our major associates. I really dont think its harmed my career path in anyway. But I'll be sure to ensure their full cooperation in any future bulge fests just in case. Just to even it out I always wear breast "highlighting" tops and dont feel in anyway violated when men stare at what I obviously have on show. Have fun perving guys n gals xx

Hear, hear!

My thoughts exactly.

Everybody keep-a-perving.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've got a new suit you would love...

Very nice

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I did that at a meeting unintentionally....I was seated and turned my head to come face to errrrr package with a slightly overweight man wearing a size too small cream chinos....male camel toe

scarred me for life!

Jude

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By *abes in the woodWoman over a year ago

wales

Well I look when guys around pool on hoilday quickly glance but also have on bus especially if they stood up next to you facing you .

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Feel free to check me out anytime ladies

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By *ipsTeaserCouple over a year ago

here and there, thereabouts

"Feel free to check me out anytime ladies

Why, are you gonna wander round accidentally on purpose positioning your package in front of us all ?!

And I did feel free to check you out

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