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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I'm bored. Anyone wanna get married? I fancy a tacky, shallow Vegas-style sham marriage. Any takers?

Play your cards right and you can stick your finger in my ring.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm bored. Anyone wanna get married? I fancy a tacky, shallow Vegas-style sham marriage. Any takers?

Play your cards right and you can stick your finger in my ring."

Damn!! You had me until the offer of ring fingering.

Oh well

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm bored. Anyone wanna get married? I fancy a tacky, shallow Vegas-style sham marriage. Any takers?

Play your cards right and you can stick your finger in my ring."

I prefer using my tongue

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yeah go on then I'm board and up for a laugh, will you dress as Elvis and can I lick your ring too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can you cook? I'm not doing the cooking. Will you be up for some bi fun with a man for my entertainment?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

What's with all this ring-licking? That will corrode the material, you beasts.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm bored. Anyone wanna get married? I fancy a tacky, shallow Vegas-style sham marriage. Any takers?

^lolol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What's with all this ring-licking? That will corrode the material, you beasts."

I'll dry lick

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By *enetrate and CelebrateWoman over a year ago

Horndean

"I'm bored. Anyone wanna get married? I fancy a tacky, shallow Vegas-style sham marriage. Any takers?

Play your cards right and you can stick your finger in my ring."

I'm game ... meet me in 10

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If I wasn't already married

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If I wasn't already married"

Its fab noone will judge you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If I wasn't already married

Its fab noone will judge you

haha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If I wasn't already married

Its fab noone will judge you

As long as you don't go visit your prospective Mum-in-Law

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

See guys? You all wanna know how to snare the women? Propose marriage. Bitches love marriage.

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By *ink magnolia s yorksWoman over a year ago

south yorkshire

Not divorced mine yet, could fancy a bit of bigamy to spice up what was a dull marriage. He's not far from vegas, he could be a bridesmaid lol x

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