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Things you could put in a coffin.
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"dead body "or someone still alive you dont like  | |||
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"Femme's shoes (don't tell her I said that) "cheeky madam  | |||
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"dead body
or someone still alive you dont like "that would by my ex-husband then - more affectionately known as "te arsewipe"  | |||
"Femme's shoes (don't tell her I said that) cheeky madam "Hehe, admit it, you've missed me MWAH xxxx | |||
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"Femme's shoes (don't tell her I said that) cheeky madam
Hehe, admit it, you've missed me MWAH xxxx"i did honey xxx | |||
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"37 garden spades! " I think you'll find that' 38 | |||
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"37 garden spades! I think you'll find that' 38" What about forkhandles? | |||
"Some peas. Lots of them. Peas are great. " garden, processed or mushy??? | |||
" 31 years supply of pubic hair trimmings. If, and only if, released from the Robertsons marmalade jars in which they have accumulated over time." You hit puberty at 19?? Or is that when you started shaving? | |||
"Some peas. Lots of them. Peas are great. garden, processed or mushy???" OI! I'm still here. Breathing. | |||
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" 31 years supply of pubic hair trimmings. If, and only if, released from the Robertsons marmalade jars in which they have accumulated over time. You hit puberty at 19?? Or is that when you started shaving? "What's puberty? | |||
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"37 garden spades! I think you'll find that' 38 What about forkhandles? "Room for more than four candles ! | |||
"Some peas. Lots of them. Peas are great. garden, processed or mushy???" Siren says "Yum @ Mushy", I say, "fook off, its my coffin so garden variety only!" | |||
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"Willy Hague says his boyfriend would fit "With a hole drilled in the underside I assume? | |||
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"Wishy" oo cheers. luv u too.  | |||
"Wishy oo cheers. luv u too. "Anyone who puts peas in can't be spared. | |||
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" Anyone said nails yet?" NAILS! lol | |||
"Wishy oo cheers. luv u too.
Anyone who puts peas in can't be spared."I'm going to pea.... heaven when I die. Love the things, cept mushy. Devil's vomit. Yuk. | |||
"Wishy oo cheers. luv u too.
Anyone who puts peas in can't be spared.
I'm going to pea.... heaven when I die. Love the things, cept mushy. Devil's vomit. Yuk."I think of this Fabulous site when i die... *sits in coffin* n thinks yes it was wonderful,, | |||
"Wishy oo cheers. luv u too.
Anyone who puts peas in can't be spared.
I'm going to pea.... heaven when I die. Love the things, cept mushy. Devil's vomit. Yuk."add sweetcorn to that x | |||
"Wishy oo cheers. luv u too.
Anyone who puts peas in can't be spared.
I'm going to pea.... heaven when I die. Love the things, cept mushy. Devil's vomit. Yuk.
add sweetcorn to that x"and a subway sandwich. | |||
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* SITS ON COFFIN *
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"Wishy oo cheers. luv u too.
Anyone who puts peas in can't be spared.
I'm going to pea.... heaven when I die. Love the things, cept mushy. Devil's vomit. Yuk."Oh dahling! Must be Pettit Pois... (what is it with people liking overcooked peas! And with fookin vinegar!) | |||
"Thatcher. Dead or alive. Sooner rather than later." OMG! After 20 years... What has she done THIS time! | |||
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NEXT! lol | |||
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"Puppies. Loads and loads of puppies." arrrrrr bless! Id put some cats or kittens in too,,,love pussy! lol | |||
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" More f's. And some !!!!!!!!!!!! for good measure." Tape measure?
Regards:
THE STIG lol | |||
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"The woman i have just spoken to on the telephone, what a twat "2rite!!!!!!!!!!!! here here. | |||
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"I don't think ppl should have coffins anymore. why waste good wood (no pun intended) on something that will rot. I'd rather be cremated then emtied into a bottle and left burried under the sea bed with a cpl of crabs quarding my tomb....." that something that will rot, is a loved one to someone who people choose not to burn. | |||
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"hey notts your looking smart these days, had a big day in court??? "LMAO | |||
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"11,364 m&m's with all the yellow ones taken out..oh sorry! I thought this was the OCD thread." I think you want the EVH thread... | |||
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"11,364 m&m's with all the yellow ones taken out..oh sorry! I thought this was the OCD thread. I think you want the EVH thread..." Eddie Van Halen? has he got an OCD then? | |||
"11,364 m&m's with all the yellow ones taken out..oh sorry! I thought this was the OCD thread. I think you want the EVH thread... Eddie Van Halen? has he got an OCD then?" Not sure, but they famously always insisted on M&M's without a specific colour | |||
"11,364 m&m's with all the yellow ones taken out..oh sorry! I thought this was the OCD thread. I think you want the EVH thread... Eddie Van Halen? has he got an OCD then? Not sure, but they famously always insisted on M&M's without a specific colour" yeah, the brown ones..pussies | |||
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"Sir ALex Ferguson. That will be all "All the trophies Sir Alex Ferguson has won. Ohhhh er, how big's that coffin again? | |||
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" Two Goths" Any advance on two goths? Going once, going twice, Gone. Nails please. | |||
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"mother in law heheheheee" father in law,,,,daughter in law,,sister in law,,,brother in law,,,the list is endless!! lol | |||
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"its a dam bigggg coffin" Yeah im chocking to death!!! lol
ps put ure nintendo wii in or xbox etc?
playstation 3 too.
*gets in coffin*
OUCH! all this stuff...lol | |||
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"Is this the same as Room 101?" Depends if we're in room 102 or not. | |||
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"the phones that are taken into swinging clubs "Yeah, we've put that one to bed now. | |||
"the phones that are taken into swinging clubs
Yeah, we've put that one to bed now. "Put to bed with a few slapped arses, just like when we were kids. Aw memories of childhood. | |||
"the phones that are taken into swinging clubs
Yeah, we've put that one to bed now.
Put to bed with a few slapped arses, just like when we were kids.
Aw memories of childhood."Memories of childhood n a bed in a coffin. but: I like memories of childhood,,,,,i like a nice bed,,, but which is better? ONLY 1WAY TO FIND OUT: fight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol lol | |||
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"NOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooo !" YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSssssssssssssssss ! | |||
"NOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooo ! YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSssssssssssssssss ! "hope you dont plan to turn up at WIGAN dressed as Harry Hill nottz!! | |||
"NOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooo ! YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSssssssssssssssss !
hope you dont plan to turn up at WIGAN dressed as Harry Hill nottz!! "Oh yes!! im gonna do that 4 u guys! its gonna be a blast! | |||
" And a Goth ".....oiii !!! what ya saying
* gets bk in coffin * | |||
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