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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I've just remembered something I saw at Chams on Sunday that really makes me cringe...
Shortly after we arrived at the club (approx 3pm) we noticed a huge bowl of peanuts on the bar. I'm talking about a fruit bowl size of them here.
By 10pm they were all gone. Nothing but an empty bowl was left on the bar.
All those people who had been playing with other people's bits n peices then dipping unwashed hands into the same bowl of peanuts. I feel sick now.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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What about any poor soul with a peanut allergy? "
At least you know who they are as they're the ones frothing at the mouth on the floor. You can avoid them!  |
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By *ig badMan
over a year ago
Up North :-) |
"I've just remembered something I saw at Chams on Sunday that really makes me cringe...
Shortly after we arrived at the club (approx 3pm) we noticed a huge bowl of peanuts on the bar. I'm talking about a fruit bowl size of them here.
By 10pm they were all gone. Nothing but an empty bowl was left on the bar.
All those people who had been playing with other people's bits n peices then dipping unwashed hands into the same bowl of peanuts. I feel sick now. "
Yep the thought had crossed my mind too
Did you wash your spoon out in your room too before making a brew? If not i won't say any more  |
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I wonder what the stats are on a bowl of peanuts at a swinging club.
In a pub you can usually find 100's of different varieties of urine on the peanuts.
One could imagine that you must combine 100 varieties of semen on top of the urine.
It's like a new super food, imagine the protein!!! |
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By *ig badMan
over a year ago
Up North :-) |
"I wonder what the stats are on a bowl of peanuts at a swinging club.
In a pub you can usually find 100's of different varieties of urine on the peanuts.
One could imagine that you must combine 100 varieties of semen on top of the urine.
It's like a new super food, imagine the protein!!!"
Unless the previous nut grabber had been frolicking with a gusher and then it would contain absolutely no trace of urine what so ever  |
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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago
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"Huh? what's that got to do with this?
I think he means it's making him cringe.
So fess up Sharpie it was you who eat the pussy flavored nuts wasn't it  "
I never noticed the bowl, full or empty. I don't look for nuts in clubs... |
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By *ig badMan
over a year ago
Up North :-) |
"Huh? what's that got to do with this?
I think he means it's making him cringe.
So fess up Sharpie it was you who eat the pussy flavored nuts wasn't it
I never noticed the bowl, full or empty. I don't look for nuts in clubs... "
I don't mind looking for them its feeling them near my boootocks i stringently avoid! |
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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago
Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else |
"Huh? what's that got to do with this?
I think he means it's making him cringe.
So fess up Sharpie it was you who eat the pussy flavored nuts wasn't it
I never noticed the bowl, full or empty. I don't look for nuts in clubs...
I don't mind looking for them its feeling them near my boootocks i stringently avoid! "
OK by your chin though? |
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By *ig badMan
over a year ago
Up North :-) |
"Huh? what's that got to do with this?
I think he means it's making him cringe.
So fess up Sharpie it was you who eat the pussy flavored nuts wasn't it
I never noticed the bowl, full or empty. I don't look for nuts in clubs...
I don't mind looking for them its feeling them near my boootocks i stringently avoid!
OK by your chin though? "
The only likelihood of that is someone hung from the ceiling! |
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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago
Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else |
"Huh? what's that got to do with this?
I think he means it's making him cringe.
So fess up Sharpie it was you who eat the pussy flavored nuts wasn't it
I never noticed the bowl, full or empty. I don't look for nuts in clubs...
I don't mind looking for them its feeling them near my boootocks i stringently avoid!
OK by your chin though?
The only likelihood of that is someone hung from the ceiling! "
You've thought it through in a fair amount of detail then? |
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By *ig badMan
over a year ago
Up North :-) |
"Huh? what's that got to do with this?
I think he means it's making him cringe.
So fess up Sharpie it was you who eat the pussy flavored nuts wasn't it
I never noticed the bowl, full or empty. I don't look for nuts in clubs...
I don't mind looking for them its feeling them near my boootocks i stringently avoid!
OK by your chin though?
The only likelihood of that is someone hung from the ceiling!
You've thought it through in a fair amount of detail then?"
When your chased by a mad wench covered in Jelly it makes you think about things while doing a 200m dash though a packed swingers club! I didn't want mi eye out after all |
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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago
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"When your chased by a mad wench covered in Jelly it makes you think about things while doing a 200m dash though a packed swingers club! I didn't want mi eye out after all "
If you can't outrun a stilettoe'd wench covered in jelly, then you have enough problems, so I'll concede the point.
Whatever it was... |
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By *ig badMan
over a year ago
Up North :-) |
"When your chased by a mad wench covered in Jelly it makes you think about things while doing a 200m dash though a packed swingers club! I didn't want mi eye out after all
If you can't outrun a stilettoe'd wench covered in jelly, then you have enough problems, so I'll concede the point.
Whatever it was..."
Your welcome.........have a nut |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When your chased by a mad wench covered in Jelly it makes you think about things while doing a 200m dash though a packed swingers club! I didn't want mi eye out after all
If you can't outrun a stilettoe'd wench covered in jelly, then you have enough problems, so I'll concede the point.
Whatever it was...
Your welcome.........have a nut "
Are those the nuts I whizzed in ? |
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"When your chased by a mad wench covered in Jelly it makes you think about things while doing a 200m dash though a packed swingers club! I didn't want mi eye out after all
If you can't outrun a stilettoe'd wench covered in jelly, then you have enough problems, so I'll concede the point.
Whatever it was...
Your welcome.........have a nut
Are those the nuts I whizzed in ?"
No, that was the bowl for the car keys. |
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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago
Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else |
"When your chased by a mad wench covered in Jelly it makes you think about things while doing a 200m dash though a packed swingers club! I didn't want mi eye out after all
If you can't outrun a stilettoe'd wench covered in jelly, then you have enough problems, so I'll concede the point.
Whatever it was...
Your welcome.........have a nut "
No thanks, I'm already fully stocked. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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if people was paying for nuts i would say need my own bag but free ,,,, and so you can just take some for a nibble now and again ,, lol get you in the swing of things to come ,, lol ok cum |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The moral of this thread is "Never eat bar snacks and always be the first at a buffet!". 
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well untill this letter here i never did think about it ,, lol |
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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago
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Me neither, although my main thought is now "why would I want heavily salted fingertips in a swingers club", followed by "how guilty would I feel if I fingered a lady and sent her into anaphylactic shock" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I always think that about the peanuts. There is a loo fairly close by to the bar as well. Very easy to go in there, come straight out and you have to walk past the peanuts.
But lets face it if we really thought about it in depth we wouldnt go to a swingers club. Not all the chairs are wipe clean and people dont have underwear on, they have rips in some of the wipe down beds etc so fluids could very easily get into the foam and lets face it, the jacuzzi. Ive seen them take a sample out of the water, but im not naive enough to think that a fully qualified microbiologist is doing the tests on it. |
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"I've just remembered something I saw at Chams on Sunday that really makes me cringe...
Shortly after we arrived at the club (approx 3pm) we noticed a huge bowl of peanuts on the bar. I'm talking about a fruit bowl size of them here.
By 10pm they were all gone. Nothing but an empty bowl was left on the bar.
All those people who had been playing with other people's bits n peices then dipping unwashed hands into the same bowl of peanuts. I feel sick now. "
I saw the same thing in a pub once, and some bloke with his ear next to the bowl.
I asked him what he was doing and he said "listening", so I did too.
The nuts were saying nice things like " you are very handsome" etc...
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.... yes, they were complimentary nuts!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I always think that about the peanuts. There is a loo fairly close by to the bar as well. Very easy to go in there, come straight out and you have to walk past the peanuts.
But lets face it if we really thought about it in depth we wouldnt go to a swingers club. Not all the chairs are wipe clean and people dont have underwear on, they have rips in some of the wipe down beds etc so fluids could very easily get into the foam and lets face it, the jacuzzi. Ive seen them take a sample out of the water, but im not naive enough to think that a fully qualified microbiologist is doing the tests on it. "
No ive seen him flipping burgers mid week ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I always think that about the peanuts. There is a loo fairly close by to the bar as well. Very easy to go in there, come straight out and you have to walk past the peanuts.
But lets face it if we really thought about it in depth we wouldnt go to a swingers club. Not all the chairs are wipe clean and people dont have underwear on, they have rips in some of the wipe down beds etc so fluids could very easily get into the foam and lets face it, the jacuzzi. Ive seen them take a sample out of the water, but im not naive enough to think that a fully qualified microbiologist is doing the tests on it. "
Go in at the end of the night and you get a complimentary sieve  |
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