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The Fab 10 Commandments
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Some I think should be pretty agreeable, like thou shalt not bear false witness in thy pictures, or thou shalt not harass or thou shalt not send dick pics, but not everyone is going to agree with thou shalt not cancel last minute or thou shalt not send copy&paste messages cause sometimes it's reasonable and sometimes they work.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Thou shalt not mount thine white charger, clad in tin foil, masquerading thy holiest of intentions in the defence of fair maiden, for the maiden shalt spurn thine advances, for thy intent is for you to splatteth thine seed across said maidens breast and the forum bretheren will foretell of your undoing. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Thou shalt not mount thine white charger, clad in tin foil, masquerading thy holiest of intentions in the defence of fair maiden, for the maiden shalt spurn thine advances, for thy intent is for you to splatteth thine seed across said maidens breast and the forum bretheren will foretell of your undoing."
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Thou shalt not use gauche names like Pussy Destroyer or Cunt Crusher for it demonstrates an immature outlook.
Thou shall also not use 'hung' 'vwe' 'monster cock' or BBC when referring to an appendage that is clearly dwarfed by a packet of Polish. |
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Though shalt bmnot assume that anyone isn't able to get unlimited meets, as all are highly attractive and can get anything or person they want, with sufficient effort, profile rewrites and good pics - but not cocks - especially if using all available cash to go to every club night and social going.
Though shalt not be a white knight, offering too much help to damsels in distress, as even a small piece of advice will have you marked as undesirable ny many, however life threatening the damsel's plight.
Though shaky not question the existence of any clique, forum or otherwise or face a lifetime of celibacy.
Though shalt not think of becoming a bi male as you will face eternal blocking and damnation by the many.
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Though shall do nothing to hint that you have not studied all profiles in detail and be able to pass with First Class Honours, your studies of them, lest tho' gets all - ie, nothing ever- which tho' deserves. |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"Thou shall shut the fuck up about Sydney University and your copyright. Thou ain't that interesting anyway.
Sorry ! "
Pffft! You knew what you were doing when you chose that name. You have only yourself to blame  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Though shalt bmnot assume that anyone isn't able to get unlimited meets, as all are highly attractive and can get anything or person they want, with sufficient effort, profile rewrites and good pics - but not cocks - especially if using all available cash to go to every club night and social going.
Though shalt not be a white knight, offering too much help to damsels in distress, as even a small piece of advice will have you marked as undesirable ny many, however life threatening the damsel's plight.
Though shaky not question the existence of any clique, forum or otherwise or face a lifetime of celibacy.
Though shalt not think of becoming a bi male as you will face eternal blocking and damnation by the many.
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Try getting that on a stone tablet and carry it down from a mountain! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Though shaky not question the existence of any clique, forum or otherwise or face a lifetime of celibacy.
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Well that's us screwedth, thou art always wanging on about the forum clique that much like the secret order of the Knights templar doesn't exist, unless you happen not to be in said cliqueth, as everything thouart sayeth gets ignored eth.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Thou shalt not refer to thyself in thy username as 'hot' 'sexy' 'gorgeous' 'milf' etc - as t'is for others to decide if thou art these things - not thyself!! Xx |
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Thou shalt not be a fab member for longer than a possibly unreasonable and inevitably variable user-defined period of time, without being verified, and expect to be taken seriously as a member, as thou art most definitely to suffer in eternal damnation as any or all of the following - not genuine, a pic collector, phone wanker, cheating partner, ashamed to show a verification detailing how crap in the sack you are, socially inept, deceitful/liar, poster of innumerous profiles or a student doing research. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Thou shalt have no other gods except genitalia.
Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image because I the Lord thy God am a jealous God and swinging is not for me, I just sneak up on unsuspecting virgins instead And am always amused when they have to explain a few months later....you wouldn't believe some of the stories some of them come up with!
Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain but must recite it during orgasm.
Remember the sabbath day, to keep it holy. Six days shalt thou have sex but rest at least one day a week for gods sake!
Thou shalt not kill but i'm confident Thou could find a fetish for almost anything else.
Thou shalt not commit adultery unless thou has permission or alternatively are willing to face the consequences!
Thou shalt not steal, simply ask and other men's wives or women's husbands will be provided for you.
Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour, the integrity of verifications is to be respected.
Thou shalt covet thy neighbour’s wife or he may be offended and she'll think you're a bit stuck up. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Though shalt not beat false witness by portraying thine appendage through the medium of images that flattereth, for the demons of google shalt scour the heavens and revealeth your true form.
For the search of reversage shalt be our savior, and the heavens will rejoice with the chorus of a thousand forumites declaring "verily that appendage belongeth to a man on xhamster who resideth in Bolivia" |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Thou shalt have no other gods except genitalia.
Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image because I the Lord thy God am a jealous God and swinging is not for me, I just sneak up on unsuspecting virgins instead And am always amused when they have to explain a few months later....you wouldn't believe some of the stories some of them come up with!
Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain but must recite it during orgasm.
Remember the sabbath day, to keep it holy. Six days shalt thou have sex but rest at least one day a week for gods sake!
Thou shalt not kill but i'm confident Thou could find a fetish for almost anything else.
Thou shalt not commit adultery unless thou has permission or alternatively are willing to face the consequences!
Thou shalt not steal, simply ask and other men's wives or women's husbands will be provided for you.
Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour, the integrity of verifications is to be respected.
Thou shalt covet thy neighbour’s wife or he may be offended and she'll think you're a bit stuck up."
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
Bristol |
Thou shalt not bear false witness or name those who have brought you shame
Thou must intone the response 'each to their own' to soothe the vile sting of disagreement with one's fellow forumites
Thou shalt never Google terms of which the meaning is unclear for fear of having to pluck one's own eyes out at that which you hath discovered
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"Thou shalt not throw dummy out of pram or get offensive when a lady says she's not interested.
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Tho shalt not go on and on when told not interested (just pisseth off) and thought shalt not demand exceptions because though is 'special' |
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Thou shalt not ask 'any plans for the weekend' on Fridays or 'how was your weekend' on Mondays, as it pisseth off ladies who get asketh this question continually.
Thou shalt not be dull and asketh 'how was your christmas/easter/new year/bank holiday' as it tendeth to be dull and boring when asketh by 50 message in a row... Especially 'eth' when it was shot anyway! Calledeth 'rubbing salt in the wounds'. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Thou shalt not refer to thyself in thy username as 'hot' 'sexy' 'gorgeous' 'milf' etc - as t'is for others to decide if thou art these things - not thyself!! Xx amen to that"
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Thou shalt use the search function of the forum before posting a thread that's been discussed a million times before - e.g. married, bareback, why can't I get a meet.
Thou shalt not use thy status to whinge and moan about timewasters, fakes or name and shame lest thee be instablocked. Not attractive. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Thou shalt consider thine post, for the post with anger and malice will cause much wailing and gnashing of teeth, and verily the forums will resound with a thousand block button clicks. |
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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago
Northampton Somewhere |
"Thou shalt not throw dummy out of pram or get offensive when a lady says she's not interested.
Tho shalt not go on and on when told not interested (just pisseth off) and thought shalt not demand exceptions because though is 'special' "
"Just pisseth off" love it!!! |
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1.You shall have no other god than the one you callout to mid-orgasm.
2.You shall not make idols of people you wouldn't look twice at in the street.
3.You shall not take the name of Swinger in vain.
4.Remember the Sabbath day, it's a good day to chill out at a swinging club..
5.Honor your agreed meets.
6.You shall not murder pet rabbits if the owner won't meet you again.
7.You shall not commit adultery via a singles profile behind your partner's back.
8.You shall not steal photos from porn sites and use them as your own.
9.You shall not bear false witness in the form of verifications.
10.You shall not covet your neighbour's wife, unless they are up for a threesome.
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Thy shalt not download photographs provided for titillation and advertising purposes to thine own website.
Thy shalt not break trading standards rules re description of goods on offer or by posting non- representative or misleading photographs.
For thy shalt be out of luck when meeting a fab member for we are not stupid; we will instantly notice that your photographs are not genuine or indeed that they are many years old.
So do thineself a favour and do not over exaggerate one's appendage girth and length, for women are very adept at judging size. Rumours to the contrary do not apply to the estimation of the size of the male appendage. We just keep that ability to ourselves.
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