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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Is it ever possible to understand a woman?? I have tried but fail miserably,, not only do you take into account her likes and dislikes,, her personality,, preferences, her past as in what's made her her,, but you then need to take into account where she is in her cycle and how this will effect her emotionally and physically
Omg no wonder it's impossible!!!!
Ladies I take my hat Off to you,, your all simply amazing!!!
Men really had no chance from the onset  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Listening is definitely key!!
but men can't listen. It's a fact. I bet you can't even read to the end of....I knew he wouldn't "
Sorry err what,, I wasn't listening lol
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Listening is definitely key!!
but men can't listen. It's a fact. I bet you can't even read to the end of....I knew he wouldn't
Sorry err what,, I wasn't listening lol
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Listening is definitely key!!
but men can't listen. It's a fact. I bet you can't even read to the end of....I knew he wouldn't
Sorry err what,, I wasn't listening lol
tsk tsk "
You can spank me later  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Listening is definitely key!!
but men can't listen. It's a fact. I bet you can't even read to the end of....I knew he wouldn't
Sorry err what,, I wasn't listening lol
tsk tsk
You can spank me later "
You'll be tied up..or should I say down |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's very simple. Just be caring, understanding, attentive to her needs and slobber on her vaginal crevice like a dog in a hot car.
Thank me later. "
And don't,under any circumstances sing Karaoke to her |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It's very simple. Just be caring, understanding, attentive to her needs and slobber on her vaginal crevice like a dog in a hot car.
Thank me later.
And don't,under any circumstances sing Karaoke to her "
You're right. Can't get 'em too excited. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Some of us are quite easy to deal with.
Listen
Say sorry when needed
Dont lie... we know when someone is bullshitting us
Loads of cuddles
Im a happy girl with that |
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Noooooooo!
Men can't understand women. If they did it would cause a paradox that will end the universe.
This is why the the third rule of the the cosmos is:
"At any time when it looks like a male may just start to understand a woman. It is the perogative of the woman to change her mind and turn his world on its head.... "
Just deal with the fact that you will never truly understand them. X
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Understanding women... Fellas, dont even try...it will end badly... all this talk of "listening" to them is wrong....if god had meant for men to listen to women he wouldnt have blessed them with tits to distract us....  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Or you could just ask. And actually listen. And take the words at face value without adding your own interpretation.
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Where in the world is this amazing woman who actually means what she says? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Or you could just ask. And actually listen. And take the words at face value without adding your own interpretation.
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Now this would work...... If women actually understood themselves.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think men should have a closer look at themselves....... I struggle understanding men.... "
But that's because you all keep telling us to "act out age"!
How do I know how to act?
I've never been 44 before  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Or you could just ask. And actually listen. And take the words at face value without adding your own interpretation.
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And there is the problem.
As a ladies opinions can wildy vary depending on the time of the month.
For example.
I (Mr) am an opinionated arse all of the time.
Jools on the other hand.
Is a sweet, happy, friendly lady, who thru own choice likes to keep her opinions to herself and sits on the fence.
For 70% of the time.
The other 30% she is an emotional nutjob who flys of the handle at the slightest thing. Totally irrational.
How can you reason or understand this?
Women are very much like cats, aloof when the mood takes them, moody for no reason.
But for the most part beautiful creature's who adore attention and heat and love to sit on your lap purring. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Is it ever possible to understand a woman?? I have tried but fail miserably,, not only do you take into account her likes and dislikes,, her personality,, preferences, her past as in what's made her her,, but you then need to take into account where she is in her cycle and how this will effect her emotionally and physically
Omg no wonder it's impossible!!!!
Ladies I take my hat Off to you,, your all simply amazing!!!
Men really had no chance from the onset "
You should try a man for something totally unfathomable! Us women know what we want. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Quite easy really - everything they love in a cat...,
They hate in a man
I don't really like cats. So umm...
Handy then...."
I do like men though. Probably a little too much though. |
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"Or you could just ask. And actually listen. And take the words at face value without adding your own interpretation.
And there is the problem.
As a ladies opinions can wildy vary depending on the time of the month.
For example.
I (Mr) am an opinionated arse all of the time.
Jools on the other hand.
Is a sweet, happy, friendly lady, who thru own choice likes to keep her opinions to herself and sits on the fence.
For 70% of the time.
The other 30% she is an emotional nutjob who flys of the handle at the slightest thing. Totally irrational.
How can you reason or understand this?
Women are very much like cats, aloof when the mood takes them, moody for no reason.
But for the most part beautiful creature's who adore attention and heat and love to sit on your lap purring. "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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without sounding like a complete creep - I simply adore women! I'm an Aquarian (yes I believe in star sign compatibility) and, told, a very good listener who will always be empathetic but give sound advice where I can (and if I can't - I don't). Aside from that, women are simply delicious and very, very alluring. Make them laugh, treat them with kindness, tell them how beautiful they are regularly, let them have their own space sometimes - and it can be a great life.
Jeez - that sounds heavy - wasn't meant to be - ladies - you are simply wonderful !  |
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although I am pretty easy to understand and kept happy 
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