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Just caught my husband
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"really, you'd like to think a fella was clean enough not to need to do that....
tiiiny bit of cocoa butter, rubbed well in.....I've been told I've done a Good Thing..."
He just got out of the shower x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Just for the record he doesn't actually make a habit of spraying Lynx down his pants. He doesn't even use Lynx usually. (Not that there is anything wrong with Lynx it was a leftover Xmas prezzy). Just a bit of light hearted fun. |
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"Spraying Lynx down his pants  . He says all men do it. Is he right ? Apparently its a man thing  "
No...that's just plain wrong!! If you wash every day...you don't need to 'spray lynx down his pants'.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"erm some of you ladies spray down there 
so with some of the comments being said give a thought to those when you spray down there"
I don't spray down there. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"erm some of you ladies spray down there
so with some of the comments being said give a thought to those when you spray down there
I don't spray down there. "
Not even a bit of impulse |
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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago
North of The Wall - youll need your vest |
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tiiiny bit of cocoa butter, rubbed well in.....I've been told I've done a Good Thing..."
and rub it in...
and rub it in a bit more....
and just a bit more....
Ahhhh. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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No - it's awful - but a little dab of aftershave in the navel is good - leaves a nice aroma below without your cock tasting like petrol when it goes in someone's mouth - could also get a nasty rash down there spraying stuff on it !  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I advise moisturising cock and balls with coconut oil, soooooooo smooooooooth"
I have reactions to coconut so prob not the best idea in this case lol
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"erm some of you ladies spray down there
so with some of the comments being said give a thought to those when you spray down there
I don't spray down there. Not even a bit of impulse
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I stop at my belly |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"thought no one over 18 used lynx..
A fair proportion of the blokes on here, all over 18, use it as a cock measuring device.
the travel size one  "
Ideal for todays women on the go! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Jeez guys he showers daily and doesn't spray his cock it was a bit of humour and him messing about. We were both laughing and having banter about it. All light hearted entertainment between us. It was funny so I said I'm doing a post to humour him lol. That's my story and I'm sticking to it |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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He knows I wouldn't suck a Lynx effect cock. Been married long enough to know his cock doesn't taste of Lynx body spray pmsl. Now Brut on the other hand (joke btw). |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Spraying Lynx down his pants . He says all men do it. Is he right ? Apparently its a man thing "
I don't.
That's like saying all women spray perfume down their panties
..or do you?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Spraying Lynx down his pants . He says all men do it. Is he right ? Apparently its a man thing
I don't.
That's like saying all women spray perfume down their panties
..or do you? "
Nah, my perfumes too expensive to waste. I just borrow a bit of his Lynx. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Spraying Lynx down his pants . He says all men do it. Is he right ? Apparently its a man thing
I don't.
That's like saying all women spray perfume down their panties
..or do you? "
on occassion   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Spraying Lynx down his pants . He says all men do it. Is he right ? Apparently its a man thing
I don't.
That's like saying all women spray perfume down their panties
..or do you? on occassion "
I like to baby powder my nethers after a bath |
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"Spraying Lynx down his pants . He says all men do it. Is he right ? Apparently its a man thing "
Actually you didn't
You caught your man comparing his cock to a lynx can , and he hastily gave himself a squirt to cover up , not realising you would start a thread either way
Lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Jeez guys he showers daily and doesn't spray his cock it was a bit of humour and him messing about. We were both laughing and having banter about it. All light hearted entertainment between us. It was funny so I said I'm doing a post to humour him lol. That's my story and I'm sticking to it "
May this thread be a lesson to you - never joke on the forum. Your OH is now branded as a non washing lynx wearing pariah.
Of course others don't wear lynx or would ever dream of doing something so socially unacceptable. I am now going to hide the lynx deo and shower gel sets, 3 in total, that I have in the bedroom |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Spraying Lynx down his pants . He says all men do it. Is he right ? Apparently its a man thing
Actually you didn't
You caught your man comparing his cock to a lynx can , and he hastily gave himself a squirt to cover up , not realising you would start a thread either way
Lol"
I'm pretty sure at 44 years of age he already knows the size of his cock. Omg cringe at the thought of him doing such a thing. Luckily for him he picked it up after he knew I was there otherwise I could have had him on suggesting he was doing such. Wtf is it with the Lynx can and Sky remote measuring system on here ? I measured it myself but not with any ruler or object, just by fit. Most perfect fit for me too. He is deffo a keeper. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Spraying Lynx down his pants . He says all men do it. Is he right ? Apparently its a man thing
I don't.
That's like saying all women spray perfume down their panties
..or do you? "
Certainly not
I spray my perfume in my hair so every time I move my head or get close it wafts through the air |
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"He knows I wouldn't suck a Lynx effect cock. Been married long enough to know his cock doesn't taste of Lynx body spray pmsl. Now Brut on the other hand (joke btw). "
Funny you should say that! When I was still at school, many years ago, I covered my balls with Brut as I thought it would make me more appealing to the girls. Naive or what! It stung like hell for ages. Bloody Henry Cooper! |
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By *eareenaCouple
over a year ago
Rockford |
I must admit that I would rather have the slightly acrid odour of lynx than the foul stench if sweaty balls and as a woman I also admit to lightly misting my inner thighs with my favourite scents. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If I have a meet that I'm driving to, I will often nip to your loo when I get there and have a quick wash regardless. If your soap smells terrible it's your fault :p"
Yeah help yourself mate...  |
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By *onnyeasygoingMan
over a year ago
Somewhere on the M62 between 24 and 14 |
Nothing better than good old soap and water mixed in with Ariel Orange Blossom, with a background aroma of turned on. Every person has a different natural odour, but the first you inhale should be cleanliness not Apollo or Africa!!
Although I might giveway to a chocolate scent! |
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By *vsnikkiTV/TS
over a year ago
Limavady |
"Never done it. Never sern it done in real life....just in sit coms etc.
Why would you unless yer boxers were 4th day on? Andcthats just....eeeewwww!"
I don't understand. Four days is only one day on each side. What's wrong with that? |
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