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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
Feel, I constructed a well put together message to a guy on a well known dating site and I felt that I ticked the What he was looking for box and I press sent and I got no reply...I'm going to sob into my corn flakes 
So single men of fab I now know how you feel..
And this is a tongue in cheek post so no it's his loss blah blah posts  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Feel, I constructed a well put together message to a guy on a well known dating site and I felt that I ticked the What he was looking for box and I press sent and I got no reply...I'm going to sob into my corn flakes
So single men of fab I now know how you feel..
And this is a tongue in cheek post so no it's his loss blah blah posts "
perhaps you need a more sensitive woman.  |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"Does it tell you when it's read? And will you keep checking to see if he has "
He looked at me about 5 mins after I sent the message and he is online so most probably he was a right fittie funny too |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What did you say in said message?...
Can I stick a 20 inch dildo up his arse  
I would have replied to that though...."
Same here, if she personally lubes it, i'll consider giving it a go lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What did you say in said message?...
Can I stick a 20 inch dildo up his arse
I would have replied to that though....
Same here, if she personally lubes it, i'll consider giving it a go lol"
No that wouldn't have been response. .but I'd have replied. ... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Feel, I constructed a well put together message to a guy on a well known dating site and I felt that I ticked the What he was looking for box and I press sent and I got no reply...I'm going to sob into my corn flakes
So single men of fab I now know how you feel..
And this is a tongue in cheek post so no it's his loss blah blah posts "
You'll know how it feels when it's happened 20 times. If that's a first ever no reply and you wanna stick a big dildo up his arse I think men show remarkable restraint by just throwing out a few insults when it happens repeatedly.....
Of course some of us might enjoy the 20 inch dildo. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Feel, I constructed a well put together message to a guy on a well known dating site and I felt that I ticked the What he was looking for box and I press sent and I got no reply...I'm going to sob into my corn flakes
So single men of fab I now know how you feel..
And this is a tongue in cheek post so no it's his loss blah blah posts "
welcome to my world lol |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"Feel, I constructed a well put together message to a guy on a well known dating site and I felt that I ticked the What he was looking for box and I press sent and I got no reply...I'm going to sob into my corn flakes
So single men of fab I now know how you feel..
And this is a tongue in cheek post so no it's his loss blah blah posts
You'll know how it feels when it's happened 20 times. If that's a first ever no reply and you wanna stick a big dildo up his arse I think men show remarkable restraint by just throwing out a few insults when it happens repeatedly.....
Of course some of us might enjoy the 20 inch dildo. "
It's not the first time I've been rejected. I've been rejected a few times in my life time |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Feel, I constructed a well put together message to a guy on a well known dating site and I felt that I ticked the What he was looking for box and I press sent and I got no reply...I'm going to sob into my corn flakes
So single men of fab I now know how you feel..
And this is a tongue in cheek post so no it's his loss blah blah posts
You'll know how it feels when it's happened 20 times. If that's a first ever no reply and you wanna stick a big dildo up his arse I think men show remarkable restraint by just throwing out a few insults when it happens repeatedly.....
Of course some of us might enjoy the 20 inch dildo.
It's not the first time I've been rejected. I've been rejected a few times in my life time "
The last women that rejected me? I stuffed a plastic chicken down her top, an ugly thing it was, so fair warning ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So obviously you're going to mail him repeatedly now, perhaps finishing off with a torrent of abuse?
Yeah I might do tell him he is really a fat and ugly tosser "
Right, that's it. 
The truth does hurt, you know.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So obviously you're going to mail him repeatedly now, perhaps finishing off with a torrent of abuse?
Really, why do women do that?
There's no need "
That was a joke...... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Have you tried actually getting out there and attending socials or clubs?
I haven't thought of that maybe I should get out to a social "
Or throw a party. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So obviously you're going to mail him repeatedly now, perhaps finishing off with a torrent of abuse?
Really, why do women do that?
There's no need
That was a joke...... "
I know, so was mine |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So obviously you're going to mail him repeatedly now, perhaps finishing off with a torrent of abuse?
Really, why do women do that?
There's no need
That was a joke...... "
I think his was too  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So obviously you're going to mail him repeatedly now, perhaps finishing off with a torrent of abuse?
Really, why do women do that?
There's no need
That was a joke......
I think his was too "
Thank you
I Guess you can sometimes overdo the sarcastic subtlety |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Well you should see it has his loss cheeky chops hes missed best thing since sliced bread there's plenty of fish in the sky but yes rejection is a bad thing happens alot |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"Well you should see it has his loss cheeky chops hes missed best thing since sliced bread there's plenty of fish in the sky but yes rejection is a bad thing happens alot"
It ain't his loss I'm not the best thing since sliced bread..I just wasn't his cup of kenco I'm sure I'll get over it.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well you should see it has his loss cheeky chops hes missed best thing since sliced bread there's plenty of fish in the sky but yes rejection is a bad thing happens alot
It ain't his loss I'm not the best thing since sliced bread..I just wasn't his cup of kenco I'm sure I'll get over it.. "
hey don't put yourself down sweet cheeks well where im looking you look alright to me |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"Well you should see it has his loss cheeky chops hes missed best thing since sliced bread there's plenty of fish in the sky but yes rejection is a bad thing happens alot
It ain't his loss I'm not the best thing since sliced bread..I just wasn't his cup of kenco I'm sure I'll get over it.. hey don't put yourself down sweet cheeks well where im looking you look alright to me "
That's not putting myself down it really isn't his loss I just don't get that statement oh it's his her loss. I know I'm alright I'm just know I'm not the best since sliced bread |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So obviously you're going to mail him repeatedly now, perhaps finishing off with a torrent of abuse?
Really, why do women do that?
There's no need
That was a joke......
I think his was too
Thank you
I Guess you can sometimes overdo the sarcastic subtlety "
I knew that. I was joining in with the humour  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So obviously you're going to mail him repeatedly now, perhaps finishing off with a torrent of abuse?
Really, why do women do that?
There's no need
That was a joke......
I think his was too
Thank you
I Guess you can sometimes overdo the sarcastic subtlety
I knew that. I was joining in with the humour "
Whoops, I'm not good at subtle |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So obviously you're going to mail him repeatedly now, perhaps finishing off with a torrent of abuse?
Really, why do women do that?
There's no need
That was a joke......
I think his was too
Thank you
I Guess you can sometimes overdo the sarcastic subtlety
I knew that. I was joining in with the humour
Whoops, I'm not good at subtle "
Ha ha don't worry about it. Not everyone gets me |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"Well you tick all the right _oxes for me you got nice figure guys a fool or gay your fit and you know it so miss cheeky chops lets see a smile "
I am smiling I'm not miserable about it...he isn't a fool or gay I'm sure but who knows are I don't personally know him.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So obviously you're going to mail him repeatedly now, perhaps finishing off with a torrent of abuse?
Really, why do women do that?
There's no need
That was a joke......
I think his was too
Thank you
I Guess you can sometimes overdo the sarcastic subtlety
I knew that. I was joining in with the humour
Whoops, I'm not good at subtle
Ha ha don't worry about it. Not everyone gets me "
So we're in the realms of double or even treble sarcastic subtlety?
How are we ever gonna know whose taking the piss in the future? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well you tick all the right _oxes for me you got nice figure guys a fool or gay your fit and you know it so miss cheeky chops lets see a smile "
Why would he be a fool or gay because he wasn't interested |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Its not much of a loss then but hey welcome to our world us single men have it everyday it would be nice to get a message off a women asking us on a date never happens oh well us men always have todo the chasing i suppose that's the aim of the game hey he could be shy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So obviously you're going to mail him repeatedly now, perhaps finishing off with a torrent of abuse?
Really, why do women do that?
There's no need
That was a joke......
I think his was too
Thank you
I Guess you can sometimes overdo the sarcastic subtlety
I knew that. I was joining in with the humour
Whoops, I'm not good at subtle
Ha ha don't worry about it. Not everyone gets me
So we're in the realms of double or even treble sarcastic subtlety?
How are we ever gonna know whose taking the piss in the future? "
Only people who get to know me gets that deal |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So obviously you're going to mail him repeatedly now, perhaps finishing off with a torrent of abuse?
Really, why do women do that?
There's no need
That was a joke......
I think his was too
Thank you
I Guess you can sometimes overdo the sarcastic subtlety
I knew that. I was joining in with the humour
Whoops, I'm not good at subtle
Ha ha don't worry about it. Not everyone gets me
So we're in the realms of double or even treble sarcastic subtlety?
How are we ever gonna know whose taking the piss in the future?
Only people who get to know me gets that deal "
If only I had the energy and inclination.... |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"Feel, I constructed a well put together message to a guy on a well known dating site and I felt that I ticked the What he was looking for box and I press sent and I got no reply...I'm going to sob into my corn flakes
So single men of fab I now know how you feel..
And this is a tongue in cheek post so no it's his loss blah blah posts "
His loss blah blah
He's probably secretly gay and in denial. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Have you tried actually getting out there and attending socials or clubs?
I haven't thought of that maybe I should get out to a social "
Ohhh yeah Rejection would hurt less in club then on here |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Feel, I constructed a well put together message to a guy on a well known dating site and I felt that I ticked the What he was looking for box and I press sent and I got no reply...I'm going to sob into my corn flakes
So single men of fab I now know how you feel..
And this is a tongue in cheek post so no it's his loss blah blah posts
His loss blah blah
He's probably secretly gay and in denial. "
i agree high 5 for that comment |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Feel, I constructed a well put together message to a guy on a well known dating site and I felt that I ticked the What he was looking for box and I press sent and I got no reply...I'm going to sob into my corn flakes
So single men of fab I now know how you feel..
And this is a tongue in cheek post so no it's his loss blah blah posts "
His loss cheeky!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So obviously you're going to mail him repeatedly now, perhaps finishing off with a torrent of abuse?
Really, why do women do that?
There's no need
That was a joke......
I think his was too
Thank you
I Guess you can sometimes overdo the sarcastic subtlety
I knew that. I was joining in with the humour
Whoops, I'm not good at subtle
Ha ha don't worry about it. Not everyone gets me
So we're in the realms of double or even treble sarcastic subtlety?
How are we ever gonna know whose taking the piss in the future?
Only people who get to know me gets that deal
If only I had the energy and inclination...."
If only I was bothered and or meeting |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well you should see it has his loss cheeky chops hes missed best thing since sliced bread there's plenty of fish in the sky but yes rejection is a bad thing happens alot
It ain't his loss I'm not the best thing since sliced bread..I just wasn't his cup of kenco I'm sure I'll get over it.. hey don't put yourself down sweet cheeks well where im looking you look alright to me
That's not putting myself down it really isn't his loss I just don't get that statement oh it's his her loss. I know I'm alright I'm just know I'm not the best since sliced bread "
I like a bit of wholemeal myself.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oh hun, big hugs.
I got dumped today too. Spent all week messaging a single guy. He sounded lovely.
And then he doesn't want to come to the social we arranged Friday night. Next thing he says he's off to Tesco and the following morning says he's got himself a girlfriend.
Now I don't know what aisle he found her down but I am as hurt as you are.
We need some REAL men. I suggest Ben and Jerry's. And a crap film. |
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By *oxesMan
over a year ago
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"Oh hun, big hugs.
I got dumped today too. Spent all week messaging a single guy. He sounded lovely.
And then he doesn't want to come to the social we arranged Friday night. Next thing he says he's off to Tesco and the following morning says he's got himself a girlfriend.
Now I don't know what aisle he found her down but I am as hurt as you are.
We need some REAL men. I suggest Ben and Jerry's. And a crap film. "
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"Oh hun, big hugs.
I got dumped today too. Spent all week messaging a single guy. He sounded lovely.
And then he doesn't want to come to the social we arranged Friday night. Next thing he says he's off to Tesco and the following morning says he's got himself a girlfriend.
Now I don't know what aisle he found her down but I am as hurt as you are.
We need some REAL men. I suggest Ben and Jerry's. And a crap film. "
I wouldn't say I'm hurt or even disappointed it was one message that wasn't responded to it...I'll think I'll cope just fine. I'm sorry however to hear about your chap. |
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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago
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" Next thing he says he's off to Tesco and the following morning says he's got himself a girlfriend.
Now I don't know what aisle he found her down but I am as hurt as you are.
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hi and that was good of you to say I think my profile looks of I got no naked pics on it but send 32 messages and only one reply and that was to say no thanks.
some times it would be nice to get reply to say why and I have seen the men they been with and some don't look as nice as me so I think |
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" Next thing he says he's off to Tesco and the following morning says he's got himself a girlfriend.
Now I don't know what aisle he found her down but I am as hurt as you are.
well I think you look and sound very nice to me
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Oh hun, big hugs.
I got dumped today too. Spent all week messaging a single guy. He sounded lovely.
And then he doesn't want to come to the social we arranged Friday night. Next thing he says he's off to Tesco and the following morning says he's got himself a girlfriend.
Now I don't know what aisle he found her down but I am as hurt as you are.
We need some REAL men. I suggest Ben and Jerry's. And a crap film.
I wouldn't say I'm hurt or even disappointed it was one message that wasn't responded to it...I'll think I'll cope just fine. I'm sorry however to hear about your chap. "
My reply is very much tongue in cheek. We really need a decent sarcasm smiley on here! It's a true story though, but I ain't bovvered. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The last 4 years or so that I've used this site and other dating sites I don't think anybody I've messaged first not responded to me. Anybody that I've wanted to meet or secure a date with I've got, sounds good right? No I'm still single and I bet if you asked any of the guys I'd met they'd all say I was mental. |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"Oh hun, big hugs.
I got dumped today too. Spent all week messaging a single guy. He sounded lovely.
And then he doesn't want to come to the social we arranged Friday night. Next thing he says he's off to Tesco and the following morning says he's got himself a girlfriend.
Now I don't know what aisle he found her down but I am as hurt as you are.
We need some REAL men. I suggest Ben and Jerry's. And a crap film.
I wouldn't say I'm hurt or even disappointed it was one message that wasn't responded to it...I'll think I'll cope just fine. I'm sorry however to hear about your chap.
My reply is very much tongue in cheek. We really need a decent sarcasm smiley on here! It's a true story though, but I ain't bovvered. "
Lol I did think it was but aired on the side of caution |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Feel, I constructed a well put together message to a guy on a well known dating site and I felt that I ticked the What he was looking for box and I press sent and I got no reply...I'm going to sob into my corn flakes
So single men of fab I now know how you feel..
And this is a tongue in cheek post so no it's his loss blah blah posts "
I have found in my experience , the following
I always ask a girl on a date how she deals with people she does not like , wether she blocks deletes or tells them sorry not for me .
The ones that just block and or delete , are usually the ones , that after a few dates show to be not good enough for me .
I suppose I like people who have manners or with social skills .
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
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"Feel, I constructed a well put together message to a guy on a well known dating site and I felt that I ticked the What he was looking for box and I press sent and I got no reply...I'm going to sob into my corn flakes
So single men of fab I now know how you feel..
And this is a tongue in cheek post so no it's his loss blah blah posts
I have found in my experience , the following
I always ask a girl on a date how she deals with people she does not like , wether she blocks deletes or tells them sorry not for me .
The ones that just block and or delete , are usually the ones , that after a few dates show to be not good enough for me .
I suppose I like people who have manners or with social skills .
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You're fairly new here, right?
You're funny! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Feel, I constructed a well put together message to a guy on a well known dating site and I felt that I ticked the What he was looking for box and I press sent and I got no reply...I'm going to sob into my corn flakes
So single men of fab I now know how you feel..
And this is a tongue in cheek post so no it's his loss blah blah posts "
I've never had a reply to a single message I have sent first on here, I used to brows profile regular and send out messages to guys I liked and I never got a single reply to any so I don't bother now |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Feel, I constructed a well put together message to a guy on a well known dating site and I felt that I ticked the What he was looking for box and I press sent and I got no reply...I'm going to sob into my corn flakes
So single men of fab I now know how you feel..
And this is a tongue in cheek post so no it's his loss blah blah posts "
very good |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Feel, I constructed a well put together message to a guy on a well known dating site and I felt that I ticked the What he was looking for box and I press sent and I got no reply...I'm going to sob into my corn flakes
So single men of fab I now know how you feel..
And this is a tongue in cheek post so no it's his loss blah blah posts
I've never had a reply to a single message I have sent first on here, I used to brows profile regular and send out messages to guys I liked and I never got a single reply to any so I don't bother now "
How many messages did you send? |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
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"Feel, I constructed a well put together message to a guy on a well known dating site and I felt that I ticked the What he was looking for box and I press sent and I got no reply...I'm going to sob into my corn flakes
So single men of fab I now know how you feel..
And this is a tongue in cheek post so no it's his loss blah blah posts
I've never had a reply to a single message I have sent first on here, I used to brows profile regular and send out messages to guys I liked and I never got a single reply to any so I don't bother now "
They probably all had a heart attack on seeing a message from a woman in their mailbox. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Feel, I constructed a well put together message to a guy on a well known dating site and I felt that I ticked the What he was looking for box and I press sent and I got no reply...I'm going to sob into my corn flakes
So single men of fab I now know how you feel..
And this is a tongue in cheek post so no it's his loss blah blah posts
I've never had a reply to a single message I have sent first on here, I used to brows profile regular and send out messages to guys I liked and I never got a single reply to any so I don't bother now
They probably all had a heart attack on seeing a message from a woman in their mailbox. "
i put it down to punching above my weight, obviously I'm only going to mail guys who really catch my attention and i learned very quick that guys i liked enough to mail didn't like me |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Feel, I constructed a well put together message to a guy on a well known dating site and I felt that I ticked the What he was looking for box and I press sent and I got no reply...I'm going to sob into my corn flakes
So single men of fab I now know how you feel..
And this is a tongue in cheek post so no it's his loss blah blah posts
I've never had a reply to a single message I have sent first on here, I used to brows profile regular and send out messages to guys I liked and I never got a single reply to any so I don't bother now
How many messages did you send?"
a few, though I didn't keep count I used to send half a dozen or so on a weekly basis, depends how many guys i saw i liked, did this for a few weeks, didn't get a single reply so now I don't bother mailing men first I just reply to men i like who mail me |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Feel, I constructed a well put together message to a guy on a well known dating site and I felt that I ticked the What he was looking for box and I press sent and I got no reply...I'm going to sob into my corn flakes
So single men of fab I now know how you feel..
And this is a tongue in cheek post so no it's his loss blah blah posts
I've never had a reply to a single message I have sent first on here, I used to brows profile regular and send out messages to guys I liked and I never got a single reply to any so I don't bother now
How many messages did you send?
a few, though I didn't keep count I used to send half a dozen or so on a weekly basis, depends how many guys i saw i liked, did this for a few weeks, didn't get a single reply so now I don't bother mailing men first I just reply to men i like who mail me "
something for everyone on here for sure |
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