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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Husband ordered some food shopping online.
It arrived while he took the kids out so I could chill out at home.
And there's finest salted caramel shortbreads in there. It's KILLING me not eating any.
Help?
If... if I ate them, then they would be gone and I wouldn't have to worry about them being in the house, right?
But I'm not supposed to be eating crap.  |
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Don't eat them. You will only feel guilty afterwards and write a response saying how you feel guilty eating them as you shouldn't be eating crap. I know it's hard hence why I have no foods like this in my house or I'd be sat in the corner like a fat kid in a cake shop..  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Don't eat them. You will only feel guilty afterwards and write a response saying how you feel guilty eating them as you shouldn't be eating crap. I know it's hard hence why I have no foods like this in my house or I'd be sat in the corner like a fat kid in a cake shop.. "
I didn't buy them. I wouldn't have bought them.
But I had to hold the packet and put it in the cupboard and imagine the caramel melting on my tongue, as I slowly lick it off.
Grrr.
I'm trying to decide how bad I would feel if I ate them! |
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over a year ago
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Not as bad as you will feel knowing they are in there...
Look at it as a fitness test.
Eat them and ensure you do the requisite amount of cardio to consume the calorific intake of said foul disgusting items that obviously were never delivered.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Simples really
Scoff the lot n when the old man gets home rugby tackle him to the floor n bang his brains out, not only will you burn the calories off you can ask for forgiveness while hes on the vinegar stroke 
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Don't eat them. You will only feel guilty afterwards and write a response saying how you feel guilty eating them as you shouldn't be eating crap. I know it's hard hence why I have no foods like this in my house or I'd be sat in the corner like a fat kid in a cake shop.. "
I know that feeling......she keeps buying packs of biscuits and I always have one with the best of intentions of just having that one but no.....always turns into seven and then the guilt kicks in...sure I've put a couple kg on 
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"Not as bad as you will feel knowing they are in there...
Look at it as a fitness test.
Eat them and ensure you do the requisite amount of cardio to consume the calorific intake of said foul disgusting items that obviously were never delivered...."
Took me a 900m row to work off a bag of crisps ....shed need to move into the gym if she ate them lolol
Sugar.....curse of the Western world.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I think the OP is asking us to say "Go for it"..
Too feel LESS guilty...  "
I'm genuinely trying to quit sugar (except in fruit). But gaaaaah it's so addictive!
I'm actually going to eat crisps to try and make the craving go.
No, gonna have a big bowl of oats to try and get this carb craving to sod off!!!
Or crisps. Oats.
Chocolaaaaaate.
Noooooo!
Fuck. Will force feed myself oats.
Then sit in a corner and cry. |
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"Not as bad as you will feel knowing they are in there...
Look at it as a fitness test.
Eat them and ensure you do the requisite amount of cardio to consume the calorific intake of said foul disgusting items that obviously were never delivered....
Took me a 900m row to work off a bag of crisps ....shed need to move into the gym if she ate them lolol
Sugar.....curse of the Western world. "
I know...
But I'm thinking of how delicious her skin will taste as the sweat dries across the back of her neck.... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Not as bad as you will feel knowing they are in there...
Look at it as a fitness test.
Eat them and ensure you do the requisite amount of cardio to consume the calorific intake of said foul disgusting items that obviously were never delivered....
Took me a 900m row to work off a bag of crisps ....shed need to move into the gym if she ate them lolol
Sugar.....curse of the Western world.
I know...
But I'm thinking of how delicious her skin will taste as the sweat dries across the back of her neck...."
I ate the oats. And then some crisps.
I'll do the workout when you get here  |
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