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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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To meet the daughters boyfriend 
She's been seeing him for about 6 month now and has decided it's time we met so we're going out for dinner tonight
I'm so bloody nervous, surely that's not normal its only my daughters boyfriend ffs
I have been warned I have to be on my best behaviour and I'm not allowed to say anything to embarrass her
I feel this is way to much pressure for me to cope with cause I know what I'm like I will say something and put my foot in it 
Oh well in for a penny and all that, wish me luck  |
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"Don't forget the photo album and the pic of her as a baby, naked on a furry rug  "
lol she would love that one as well
its much easier for the daughter to bring boyfriend home to see mother
its worse when a daughter has to bring the boyfriend to see the father
more so if they are a single parent
but otherwise good luck and i know full well your going to put your foot in it |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"He's probably more freaked than you are.
Just do like they say to do for giving speeches and imagine him naked.
Actually, no, it's probably better if you don't imagine him naked."
The funny thing is my daughter is quite open about her sex life, to open to be honest, she tells me things I really don't need to know, I've now got to sit and have dinner with this guy with all these things going through my head and keep a straight face it's just not going to happen |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Do what my parents do; find a way to embarrass the child, photos or stories work, then there's something you can share together thus relieving the tension |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
Oh no, you could have so much fun! If you are meeting them there and your daughter can't vet you first, go in fancy dress, but act as if it is normal. As VV says, take the pics of her as a kid, put an unusual sex toy in your bag and make sure it is clearly visible. Do VERY bad impressions of people whenever you open your mouth, even if it is just to confirm your choice of starter.
You could have a fantastic night here  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oh no, you could have so much fun! If you are meeting them there and your daughter can't vet you first, go in fancy dress, but act as if it is normal. As VV says, take the pics of her as a kid, put an unusual sex toy in your bag and make sure it is clearly visible. Do VERY bad impressions of people whenever you open your mouth, even if it is just to confirm your choice of starter.
You could have a fantastic night here "
The fancy dress bit made me laugh
No she's already chosen when I'm wearing she said she's not having me turning up looking like a tart
I've been told no skirts above the knee and I'm banned from wearing stockings
The respect my kids show me is shocking |
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By *onyneMan
over a year ago
Newcastle |
Good luck with that...My daughters have both picked good people in the past, the one of them is single at the minute and working out what she is looking for.
I am sure he will be on best behaviour and show impeccable manners!
...and hope you like him of course. |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"Oh no, you could have so much fun! If you are meeting them there and your daughter can't vet you first, go in fancy dress, but act as if it is normal. As VV says, take the pics of her as a kid, put an unusual sex toy in your bag and make sure it is clearly visible. Do VERY bad impressions of people whenever you open your mouth, even if it is just to confirm your choice of starter.
You could have a fantastic night here
The fancy dress bit made me laugh
No she's already chosen when I'm wearing she said she's not having me turning up looking like a tart
I've been told no skirts above the knee and I'm banned from wearing stockings
The respect my kids show me is shocking "
You raised her, you have only yourself to blame |
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As much as I love and adore my parents I don't take men to meet them.....because my mum leans over to my dad and tries and whispers how many tattoos has he got...but she can't whisper to save her life |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
"Do you need me to come so I can kick you under the table "
Or take a guy to lick you under the table. Again, act all nonchalant as people on other tables ask for what you are having.
If you own a whoopee cushion you will be at an advantage.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Do you need me to come so I can kick you under the table
Stick some brie in the oven we'll just come round to yours
Do you want French bread with that? "
You know me so well |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm in Brierley Hill (pure Black Country if you don't know here) later, so will pop around. I can pretend to be you Naughty, so when we switch places he cam only be impressed. "
Oh that's opens loads of opportunities lol come dressed up and I'll take you with me, when we sit down i can say well I though I'd take this opportunity to introduce you to my new partner too |
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Don't have that problem in this house, he usually brings all his g/fs round no formal occasions for me.
One did come for a three hour visit and ended up staying a week.
Didn't realise people still had formal meetings |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Oh no, you could have so much fun! If you are meeting them there and your daughter can't vet you first, go in fancy dress, but act as if it is normal. As VV says, take the pics of her as a kid, put an unusual sex toy in your bag and make sure it is clearly visible. Do VERY bad impressions of people whenever you open your mouth, even if it is just to confirm your choice of starter.
You could have a fantastic night here "
Good luck OP! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I wouldn't worry, coz if your daughter is anything like ours, everything you say and do will be wrong so just go right ahead and have some fun.
I usually wind up the kid's, jools is always having a go at me.
Nothing crude or spiteful.
Just banter to lighten the mood.
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
Bristol |
There is an unwritten law somewhere that says you must be totally embarrassing. He will be bricking it as well so if you can put on a gruff voice (for some reason I always think with a Cockney accent as well), lean forward while your daughter is out of earshot and whisper "if you hurt her, I'll hunt you down and kill you" then lean back and smile sweetly it's even better. I don't have kids but I have done this to a couple of my mum's boyfriends. It amuses me anyway... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"There is an unwritten law somewhere that says you must be totally embarrassing. He will be bricking it as well so if you can put on a gruff voice (for some reason I always think with a Cockney accent as well), lean forward while your daughter is out of earshot and whisper "if you hurt her, I'll hunt you down and kill you" then lean back and smile sweetly it's even better. I don't have kids but I have done this to a couple of my mum's boyfriends. It amuses me anyway..."
Ha ha exactly what I was thinking |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"To meet the daughters boyfriend
She's been seeing him for about 6 month now and has decided it's time we met so we're going out for dinner tonight
I'm so bloody nervous, surely that's not normal its only my daughters boyfriend ffs
I have been warned I have to be on my best behaviour and I'm not allowed to say anything to embarrass her
I feel this is way to much pressure for me to cope with cause I know what I'm like I will say something and put my foot in it
Oh well in for a penny and all that, wish me luck "
good luck it will be fine |
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