Many years ago I met a pretty girl,we arrange to meet at her university digs..we got down to it,started kissing.i stripped her off,she wanted to be rimmed.i moved in,and was over powered by the taste,and stench of stale faecal matter!being the trooper i am,i flipped her over,and moved in on her bushy muff thinking this is a safer option,you can't shit out of a pussy after all.thankfully her front bum wasn't shit infested,it just stank of piss and BO instead.surprisingly my erection recoiled in horror,and wouldn't come out and play.being a gentleman I didn't mention her lack of hygiene as a barrier to my performance,and to this day she thinks it was me with the problem,and not her..question is who the hell doesn't scrub their bits knowing they're getting some action?what a disaster of a night!  |
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If I met a girl who wanted to be rimmed, I'd suggest we BOTH do it in the shower. That way I'm not implying she has poor hygiene as I'd be getting in with her, we can make washing each other part of the play, and of course we'd both be soapy clean and lovely and ready for all kinds of mouth to skin action |
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emoticon, then this is it 
