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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I've been chatting to a lady now for two years and now we'd both like to meet but neither of us can accommodate; what are the options? All suggestions welcome. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've been chatting to a lady now for two years and now we'd both like to meet but neither of us can accommodate; what are the options? All suggestions welcome. "
Go for a walk when the weather gets a bit better? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Oh so funny - I'm not one for rushing things. Walk sounds nice - should we take a chaperone?
Hotel would be great but as it would be a day time meet then We'd both feel conspicuous. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Is this thread meant to be ironic? Does the title not answer the question posed in the post?! Get a hotel room! You can get over the embarrassment.
Or, what's the phrase..."car fun". |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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I guess the hotel hang-up is just in our heads - will be alright once we've got through reception I guess. By Mr and Mrs Smith should help and maybe wigs and and sun glasses for added annernimity. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I guess the hotel hang-up is just in our heads - will be alright once we've got through reception I guess. By Mr and Mrs Smith should help and maybe wigs and and sun glasses for added annernimity. "
and macs..inspector clueso 
Her |
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"I guess the hotel hang-up is just in our heads - will be alright once we've got through reception I guess. By Mr and Mrs Smith should help and maybe wigs and and sun glasses for added annernimity. and macs..inspector clueso
Her"
Yes, macs - definitely but will have to pick a rainy day otherwise we'd just look odd |
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Villa rental and cheap flights?
Or go to a swingers club as a couple, you're as good as married.
If she's in Russia, don't pay for first class airfare. Shed arrive d*unk from champagne and may miss you at the airport. It happens a lot.
Some hotels do rooms by the hour too, so may suit timing. So much choice and opportunity. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I guess the hotel hang-up is just in our heads - will be alright once we've got through reception I guess. By Mr and Mrs Smith should help and maybe wigs and and sun glasses for added annernimity. and macs..inspector clueso
Her
Yes, macs - definitely but will have to pick a rainy day otherwise we'd just look odd"
well she may suprise you with a basque
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Hilarious this just about sums up the men in Wiltshire.very slow pace of life "
I thought I was rushing things - now I know that a basque maybe involved I having second thoughts, not sure I could handle so much excitement - need to slow things down a bit |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Hilarious this just about sums up the men in Wiltshire.very slow pace of life
I thought I was rushing things - now I know that a basque maybe involved I having second thoughts, not sure I could handle so much excitement - need to slow things down a bit"
Ha ha, take it easy sunshine, one step at a time lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"See op you have it all sorted but do hurry up as hotels done give discounts for oap's but if you both need a carer then they can go free "
I like the idea of waiting for the pensions to kick in - we could do the bus trip suggestion free on our bus passes - bonus!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Definitely go down the marriage route.
That way, when you check in for the honeymoon as Mr & Mrs Smith the receptionists will all titter and wink........
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By Jove I think I've got an answer for you....drum roll ladies and gentlemen please....why don't you go to a place called a swingers club..day time meet available-check no embrassassment it's a really great suggestion  |
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"By Jove I think I've got an answer for you....drum roll ladies and gentlemen please....why don't you go to a place called a swingers club..day time meet available-check no embrassassment it's a really great suggestion "
That's a silly idea someone could see them |
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"By Jove I think I've got an answer for you....drum roll ladies and gentlemen please....why don't you go to a place called a swingers club..day time meet available-check no embrassassment it's a really great suggestion
That's a silly idea someone could see them "
They can wear animal masks  |
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"By Jove I think I've got an answer for you....drum roll ladies and gentlemen please....why don't you go to a place called a swingers club..day time meet available-check no embrassassment it's a really great suggestion "
I like this a lot - and we'll save a fortune on not having to buy wigs, sun glasses, macs and bus tickets |
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They can wear animal masks "
They're only worn on crap dogging tv shows.
I think they should go to a house sale open day and shag in a spare room. Or visit a care home to look around for their future needs and do it on a chair lift. |
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By *onnyeasygoingMan
over a year ago
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"By Jove I think I've got an answer for you....drum roll ladies and gentlemen please....why don't you go to a place called a swingers club..day time meet available-check no embrassassment it's a really great suggestion
That's a silly idea someone could see them
They can wear animal masks "
One flaw..
What happens if she wears a cat mask.. He wears a dog mask, but someone else has the same dog mask, and they get s bit mixed up in the steam room? Dog 1 will get s bit upset with Dog 2 for taking over duties with cat? Cat wont be bothered as she is being attended to by at least 1 dog not knowing the confusion that is unfolding.
I say book a weekend in Pontins and get some sea sir at the same time. |
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By *onnyeasygoingMan
over a year ago
Somewhere on the M62 between 24 and 14 |
Apologies for the random spelling mistakes.. Flipping keyboard has been on the ale.
Mostly substitute the random s for a, and workout for yourselves what the sir is supposed to be.
I'm all worn out by the tension of the outcome of the said meet that I'm going to bed  |
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By *onnyeasygoingMan
over a year ago
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Although ive just seen an advert on the tellybox that you can book test drives for car even when the showrooms are closed!!! Bingo, go and book a campervan testdrive!! No big carfuffle then, or if no campervsns are available try a horsebox? |
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They can wear animal masks
They're only worn on crap dogging tv shows.
I think they should go to a house sale open day and shag in a spare room. Or visit a care home to look around for their future needs and do it on a chair lift."
Love it! |
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