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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
Let's face it, if it were possible to have cock augmentation, there would be a far higher proportion of blokes with fake cocks on here than there is women with fake boobs.
Not that fake cocks are needed on here. There's quite enough real ones  |
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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"I sense some sarcasm in your assertion that there are enough real cocks here.
If I weren't hung like a horse Id be offended."
No, no, I mean there are enough real ones in my mailbox without needing fake ones |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I think I'd stik with what I got. I had a penis pump a while back and as much as it had some results, I started to lack sensitivity, so I chucked it. I can imagine the same going for augmentation of any kind, if it wouldn't destroy the nerves in your cock and make even peeing painful. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I did also see a fake six-pack job the other day. I couldnt tell if it was just photoshopped badly or an actual implant. Made them look like a porno version of GI Joe! |
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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"I did also see a fake six-pack job the other day. I couldnt tell if it was just photoshopped badly or an actual implant. Made them look like a porno version of GI Joe! "
I saw one too but it was padding in a Spiderman suit. It was on a child of around 4 or 5 in a supermarket. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Let's face it, if it were possible to have cock augmentation, there would be a far higher proportion of blokes with fake cocks on here than there is women with fake boobs.
Not that fake cocks are needed on here. There's quite enough real ones "
If it were possible for the women to have face transplants then there would be far more of them than the false cock merchants........... |
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"This is where a lot of blokes lie and say they wouldn't change theirs... 
I'd change the rest of my body...just not my cock thanks lol"
I was careful to say a lot and not all.
If like a boob job it was fairly painless, risk free and was gonna give ya a bigger willy I think a lot would go for it.. |
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"Let's face it, if it were possible to have cock augmentation, there would be a far higher proportion of blokes with fake cocks on here than there is women with fake boobs.
Not that fake cocks are needed on here. There's quite enough real ones If it were possible for the women to have face transplants then there would be far more of them than the false cock merchants........... "
See now that's one thing I wouldn't change, I don't think I'm particularly pretty but my face is me and changing it would be weird. I won't even contemplate Botox or fillers |
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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"Let's face it, if it were possible to have cock augmentation, there would be a far higher proportion of blokes with fake cocks on here than there is women with fake boobs.
Not that fake cocks are needed on here. There's quite enough real ones If it were possible for the women to have face transplants then there would be far more of them than the false cock merchants........... "
Based on the number of does size matter threads started by men, I doubt it!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Let's face it, if it were possible to have cock augmentation, there would be a far higher proportion of blokes with fake cocks on here than there is women with fake boobs.
Not that fake cocks are needed on here. There's quite enough real ones If it were possible for the women to have face transplants then there would be far more of them than the false cock merchants...........
See now that's one thing I wouldn't change, I don't think I'm particularly pretty but my face is me and changing it would be weird. I won't even contemplate Botox or fillers"
Was purely tongue in cheek x,men tend to work hard on their bodies whereas women just......get surgery..lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This is where a lot of blokes lie and say they wouldn't change theirs...
I'd change the rest of my body...just not my cock thanks lol
I was careful to say a lot and not all.
If like a boob job it was fairly painless, risk free and was gonna give ya a bigger willy I think a lot would go for it.. "
Nah i like the feelings mine gives me, a new bigger version might be rubbish |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I did also see a fake six-pack job the other day. I couldnt tell if it was just photoshopped badly or an actual implant. Made them look like a porno version of GI Joe!
I saw one too but it was padding in a Spiderman suit. It was on a child of around 4 or 5 in a supermarket. "
Lol wasnt far off from that shape actually |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Let's face it, if it were possible to have cock augmentation, there would be a far higher proportion of blokes with fake cocks on here than there is women with fake boobs.
Not that fake cocks are needed on here. There's quite enough real ones If it were possible for the women to have face transplants then there would be far more of them than the false cock merchants...........
Based on the number of does size matter threads started by men, I doubt it! "
oh how we laugh at those and the ones asking what is classed as vwe...... if these men had a braincell ..it would be a lonely one |
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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"Let's face it, if it were possible to have cock augmentation, there would be a far higher proportion of blokes with fake cocks on here than there is women with fake boobs.
Not that fake cocks are needed on here. There's quite enough real ones If it were possible for the women to have face transplants then there would be far more of them than the false cock merchants...........
See now that's one thing I wouldn't change, I don't think I'm particularly pretty but my face is me and changing it would be weird. I won't even contemplate Botox or fillersWas purely tongue in cheek x,men tend to work hard on their bodies whereas women just......get surgery..lol"
Not that it's actually possible to get a bigger cock through working hard anyway.
What a sexist comment. Plenty of women work very hard on their bodies. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Let's face it, if it were possible to have cock augmentation, there would be a far higher proportion of blokes with fake cocks on here than there is women with fake boobs.
Not that fake cocks are needed on here. There's quite enough real ones If it were possible for the women to have face transplants then there would be far more of them than the false cock merchants...........
See now that's one thing I wouldn't change, I don't think I'm particularly pretty but my face is me and changing it would be weird. I won't even contemplate Botox or fillersWas purely tongue in cheek x,men tend to work hard on their bodies whereas women just......get surgery..lol
Not that it's actually possible to get a bigger cock through working hard anyway.
What a sexist comment. Plenty of women work very hard on their bodies."
Not on here from what we see |
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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"Let's face it, if it were possible to have cock augmentation, there would be a far higher proportion of blokes with fake cocks on here than there is women with fake boobs.
Not that fake cocks are needed on here. There's quite enough real ones If it were possible for the women to have face transplants then there would be far more of them than the false cock merchants...........
See now that's one thing I wouldn't change, I don't think I'm particularly pretty but my face is me and changing it would be weird. I won't even contemplate Botox or fillersWas purely tongue in cheek x,men tend to work hard on their bodies whereas women just......get surgery..lol
Not that it's actually possible to get a bigger cock through working hard anyway.
What a sexist comment. Plenty of women work very hard on their bodies.Not on here from what we see "
You want to look at more male profiles then if you think most of them are that much better!
There are some fit guys on here but very definitely not all of them! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I did also see a fake six-pack job the other day. I couldnt tell if it was just photoshopped badly or an actual implant. Made them look like a porno version of GI Joe! "
nuclear have you been perving on shags profile  |
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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"Let's face it, if it were possible to have cock augmentation, there would be a far higher proportion of blokes with fake cocks on here than there is women with fake boobs.
Not that fake cocks are needed on here. There's quite enough real ones I was once had by a fake pic of a 11 inch cock . lol was something he put over a cock to make it look really big and like a mug at first I was thinking oooo my god until I see it had a red plastic bit at the end , lol "
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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"There is a surgical procedure for enlarging guys willies, isn't there? x"
I'm told two bricks can be used to increase the girth but it's only temporary and has some unpleasant side effects |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Let's face it, if it were possible to have cock augmentation, there would be a far higher proportion of blokes with fake cocks on here than there is women with fake boobs.
Not that fake cocks are needed on here. There's quite enough real ones "
I think you need to define fake? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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yes I would, when I was younger I had a reasonable size one, however as I get older it seems to have got smaller, there was a time when I could cum 2 or three times a night and would get a hard on at any time of the day. However, as I get older my body is going in to decline so any help would be helpful. |
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"This is where a lot of blokes lie and say they wouldn't change theirs...
I'd change the rest of my body...just not my cock thanks lol
I was careful to say a lot and not all.
If like a boob job it was fairly painless, risk free and was gonna give ya a bigger willy I think a lot would go for it.. "
Boob jobs are neither fairly painless nor are they risk free. |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
"There is a surgical procedure for enlarging guys willies, isn't there? x
I'm told two bricks can be used to increase the girth but it's only temporary and has some unpleasant side effects "
Lego bricks inserted into a condom?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This is where a lot of blokes lie and say they wouldn't change theirs...
I'd change the rest of my body...just not my cock thanks lol
I was careful to say a lot and not all.
If like a boob job it was fairly painless, risk free and was gonna give ya a bigger willy I think a lot would go for it.. "
I think there is a lot of misconception about real cock size as it's pretty difficult to get it measured although never given it a thought to measure mine as its length is directly proportional to the chemistry with the lady.
What matters most is how well you can use your cock, that will keep ladies coming back for more or running away from you because your cock is always throbbing their g-spot and then multiple orgasm....    |
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