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By *sar OP Man
over a year ago
Ferndown |
Years ago when I was at school my English teacher was auditioning for Blind Date. We wound him up, saying it would be bad if he got an erection on the show. The conversation turned into embarrassing erections. One kid got one every morning on the school bus as it went over the sleeping policeman outside the school. Another kid every time the school had an assembly and we were told to stand up.
Me personally was being massively turned on my a friend in the summer wearing a sexy outfit and her daughter ran up and tried to sit on my lap.
Who else has had an embarrassing erection moment. Ladies you can tell us about the ones that caught your eye. |
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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago
not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds) |
I was sat opposite a really hot thai bird on the train going to work the other morning......
I said to myself "don't get an erection don't get an erection..!!"
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but she did...  |
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Obviously not had one myself (the good thing about being a girl is no one can tell when you're turned on!), but I did have an embarrassing moment as a teen.
My then boyfriend was a big fan of extra strong mints, always had a packet on him. We were chatting one afternoon, he was leaning back against a fence. I asked him for a mint. He replied "I haven't got any". I said "yes you do, they're in your pocket" and nodded towards his leg. He just smirked and shook his head. Face = scarlet.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When you are in a lovely skirt and top and help a lady out with her clothing at Xtasia - it completely ruins the line of the skirt.
*snigger* 
A guilty snigger  "
I'll be looking next time we meet Tina! xx |
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"When you are in a lovely skirt and top and help a lady out with her clothing at Xtasia - it completely ruins the line of the skirt.
*snigger*
A guilty snigger
I'll be looking next time we meet Tina! xx"
I'll bet you dissarrange your clothing when you see Tina coming just to get a helping hand sorting it out so you can check the results  |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
"When you are in a lovely skirt and top and help a lady out with her clothing at Xtasia - it completely ruins the line of the skirt.
*snigger*
A guilty snigger
I'll be looking next time we meet Tina! xx
I'll bet you dissarrange your clothing when you see Tina coming just to get a helping hand sorting it out so you can check the results "
Odds bodkins! This could be the beginning of a trend! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When you are in a lovely skirt and top and help a lady out with her clothing at Xtasia - it completely ruins the line of the skirt.
*snigger*
A guilty snigger
I'll be looking next time we meet Tina! xx
I'll bet you dissarrange your clothing when you see Tina coming just to get a helping hand sorting it out so you can check the results "
Moi!! Quelle Horreux!!
Oh ok - I probably would - with a good show of stocking top for good measure!! xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When you are in a lovely skirt and top and help a lady out with her clothing at Xtasia - it completely ruins the line of the skirt.
*snigger*
A guilty snigger
I'll be looking next time we meet Tina! xx
I'll bet you dissarrange your clothing when you see Tina coming just to get a helping hand sorting it out so you can check the results
Odds bodkins! This could be the beginning of a trend!"
A new forum social game - Tease Tina!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Summer time, wearing loose fitting shorts, commando & the good looking busty neighbour comes in for a chat wearing the tightest tee-shirt and shortest skirt & knowing that her hubby was probably going to come in very soon to fix my door lock |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"When you are in a lovely skirt and top and help a lady out with her clothing at Xtasia - it completely ruins the line of the skirt.
*snigger*
A guilty snigger
I'll be looking next time we meet Tina! xx
I'll bet you dissarrange your clothing when you see Tina coming just to get a helping hand sorting it out so you can check the results
Odds bodkins! This could be the beginning of a trend!"
I don't think I'd have managed to get myself into that babydoll if you hadn't assisted with wrestling me into it! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I once got a massive hardon on stage playing metal to about a hundred people.
The good thing was that I liked my bass slung quite low, so I just spread my legs and placed it over my crotch for twenty minutes. Even humility doesn't turn me off when I get started lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When I'm getting a Bum, sack and Crack wax...when it get's to my penis I try to think of something totally NON-SEXUAL but that's kind of hard because the girl that does it is about 25 and hot as hell and really chatty.
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