Best excuse

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

What's the best excuse you've heard for a couple not to cam or the reason why the "wife" won't come on cam on a supposed couples profile.....

I'll start with ....the dog has eaten it

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The dog has eaten the wife?

You're best off out of that one.

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Lmao I never considered that .. Maybe I should contact someone

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The dog has eaten the wife?

You're best off out of that one."

He's ok clearly not a man eater

By *reelove1969Couple over a year ago

bristol

countless wives in hospital but have given him permission to crack on regardless

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Shes ran to the bathroom with a soggy bottom and will be there all night

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

She's just at the shops . Then.. Oh I got to go.. (ie. She's just come home and caught me)