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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Keep on hearing adverts for the Windows phone "personal assistant"
Obviously a gimmick, but imagine if a disgruntled employee had gone to town on it?
"Cortana, next time my wife rings, remind me to say Happy Anniversary"
*bing* You are a shit husband if you need reminding.
"Well can you remind me to buy her flowers from a florist on the way home?"
*bing* certainly.
4 hours later.
"Cortana? I thought I set a reminder to buy flowers?"
*bing* you did. You can remember you set a reminder but need reminding to buy flowers? There is a petrol station round the corner.
"Well Cortana, I will be taking her out for a meal tonight, mute all incoming texts except those on my family list"
*bing* certainly.
Much later...
*bing* you have one new message from your bit on the side, should I read it out?
"NO!"
*bing* OK, you said go. Hi you sexy beast...
Over to you, what can Cortana screw for you?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Try asking Cortana "what does the fox say?"
Works on Siri!! 
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it just searches for it the same as if you typed it into the search box
Bag of crap then!
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yes,why would I want everyone knowing what I'm searching for? Cortana,find me some hot gay porn please |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
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"Try asking Cortana "what does the fox say?"
Works on Siri!!
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it just searches for it the same as if you typed it into the search box
Bag of crap then!
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yes,why would I want everyone knowing what I'm searching for? Cortana,find me some hot gay porn please "
Suppose it helps if your hands are busy!
*knitting of course. Or making origami elephants.
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