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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Who invented the five day week?

Robinson Crusoe, he was always fucked by Friday.

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Knock knock

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Does Sean Connery like herbs? Only partially

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By *icolerobbieCouple over a year ago

walsall

"Knock knock"

who's there?

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By *oodmessMan over a year ago

yumsville

what do you call a fish with no eyes?

fshhhhhh

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By *icolerobbieCouple over a year ago

walsall

"Does Sean Connery like herbs? Only partially"

very good...lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Does Sean Connery like herbs? Only partially"

hahaha

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By *cankeepMan over a year ago

Norwich

This dyslexic person walked into a bra...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A Glaswegian lad takes his girlfriend home for the first time. He says, "This is Amanda." His dad jumps up. "It's a fucking what?"

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By *appyguy17Man over a year ago

walthamstow

A man walks into a bookshop,sees a sign a third of all titles...

He says "i'll have the Lion and the witch"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Why did the hedgehog cross the road?....

To see his flatmate!

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By *verysmileMan over a year ago

Canterbury

How do you know when you pass an elephant?

You can't get the toilet seat down. Boom boom

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By *cankeepMan over a year ago

Norwich

What time does Sean Connery go to Wimbledon?

"Ah, tennish"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Two fish in a tank,one turns to the other&says "how the hell do we drive this"

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By *icolerobbieCouple over a year ago

walsall

"What time does Sean Connery go to Wimbledon?

"Ah, tennish""

I do love these sean connery jokes...lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I was sitting watching Match of the Day when the Mrs came into the lounge and says "Fancy a shag Babe?"

I said, "After the football love"

She said, "You do realise that you can record it?"

I said, "Nice, you get the camcorder, I'll come upstairs when the footy finishes"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur

Alickalotofpuss

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Survey reveals 6 out of 7 dwarves aren't happy.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Does Sean Connery like herbs? Only partially"

Quality

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By *eadbangMan over a year ago

tividale

Whats E.T short for?

Cuz hes got little legs.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'll abuse you so bad, you'll think I'm a close friend of the family.

Sorry ripped it off frankie Boyle. I spat my coffee everywhere when I heard him say first brilliant lol

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