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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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So I am in a hotel right now on business when I checked in there was a real hot sexy milf looking at me every now and again and kept glancing over...
How shall I move in for the kill |
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By *ashes83Couple
over a year ago
wirral |
A friendly smile, and go say hi.
she is probably also on business, and would appreciate the company.
I'm a hotel receptionist and a lot of the female business women complain about eating alone.
what's the worse that can happen! She tell you to do one ha ha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No children around no... i wont be saying hello Milf lol im just saying she has that look about her lol "
What look to mothers have , tired and in need of a rest ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No children around no... i wont be saying hello Milf lol im just saying she has that look about her lol "
That look.. Do mums have a look now? Ive been called a milf before & it didnt go down well! You could have just said a middle age woman!
Shes probably glancing thinking "stop perving i want to enjoy my tea in peace" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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first thing to do is check your flies are done up.
then check her jewellery
If all is in order, proceed with a bit of chat now, general bollocks.
dinner time is the kill zone
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Are you still chatting on here or are you going to go over to her,
Say Hi
Introduce yourself
And ask her does she want a drink/company as you are bla bla bla
You can fill in the rest |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Jewellery check complete
All good to go to stage 2
Chatting bollox
You've already succeeded on that front. "
Thanks for your positive feedback much appreciated |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"No children around no... i wont be saying hello Milf lol im just saying she has that look about her lol
That look.. Do mums have a look now? Ive been called a milf before & it didnt go down well! You could have just said a middle age woman!
Shes probably glancing thinking "stop perving i want to enjoy my tea in peace""
Or she's wondering why that bloke keeps looking at her and if she knows him, and trying to work out who he is. |
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By *afadaoMan
over a year ago
Staines |
"This is why I take a Kindle with me everywhere. Then I won't catch the eye of the local barfly when I'm looking up waiting for my actual date. "
Wyrd, this isn't what the doctor meant when he told you to make sure you take your tablets with you wherever you go. |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum |
"This is why I take a Kindle with me everywhere. Then I won't catch the eye of the local barfly when I'm looking up waiting for my actual date.
Wyrd, this isn't what the doctor meant when he told you to make sure you take your tablets with you wherever you go."
I do that too.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No children around no... i wont be saying hello Milf lol im just saying she has that look about her lol "
You mean she looks run ragged,hair a mess,stressed look on her face and snagged tights ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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update needed! if you're already chatting to her I'm sure she won't mind if you say "scuse me, I just need to let the fab forumites know where I'm up to"... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No children around no... i wont be saying hello Milf lol im just saying she has that look about her lol
You mean she looks run ragged,hair a mess,stressed look on her face and snagged tights ? "
Keep going , I'm nearly there. |
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By *pice of life 79Man
over a year ago
lincoln, sleaford , grantham , nottingham |
Write your name and number and slide it onto her table with a note call me then walk away feeling embarrased and a twat like I did once
But it bloody worked I was taking her out for a meal following weekend |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is he going to go over to her ?
Is she waiting for someone ?
Is she on here and reading this ?
The suspense is killing me
(Typo)  "
Is he just bored in his hotel and its all a figment of the imagination? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Is he going to go over to her ?
Is she waiting for someone ?
Is she on here and reading this ?
The suspense is killing me
(Typo)
Is he just bored in his hotel and its all a figment of the imagination? "
Ive quite clearly upset you with this post so ill offer my apologies...
No im far from bored in a hotel room alone |
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By *pice of life 79Man
over a year ago
lincoln, sleaford , grantham , nottingham |
"Is he going to go over to her ?
Is she waiting for someone ?
Is she on here and reading this ?
The suspense is killing me
(Typo)
Is he just bored in his hotel and its all a figment of the imagination?
Ive quite clearly upset you with this post so ill offer my apologies...
No im far from bored in a hotel room alone "
Mate what are you waiting for put your bloody phone down walk over say hi my name is ....... Fancy joining me for a bite to eat and a drink or slip her your number and room key and just wait see what happens
Get to it stop fucking about |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No children around no... i wont be saying hello Milf lol im just saying she has that look about her lol
What look to mothers have , tired and in need of a rest ?"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is he going to go over to her ?
Is she waiting for someone ?
Is she on here and reading this ?
The suspense is killing me
(Typo)
Is he just bored in his hotel and its all a figment of the imagination?
Ive quite clearly upset you with this post so ill offer my apologies...
No im far from bored in a hotel room alone "
I just dont understand why a grown man would need to ask advice on how to approach a woman when you are a swingers site sounds very fishy |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Is he going to go over to her ?
Is she waiting for someone ?
Is she on here and reading this ?
The suspense is killing me
(Typo)
Is he just bored in his hotel and its all a figment of the imagination?
Ive quite clearly upset you with this post so ill offer my apologies...
No im far from bored in a hotel room alone
I just dont understand why a grown man would need to ask advice on how to approach a woman when you are a swingers site sounds very fishy"
Experience and situation.... long story I wont bore the forum with it. |
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"Is he going to go over to her ?
Is she waiting for someone ?
Is she on here and reading this ?
The suspense is killing me
(Typo)
Is he just bored in his hotel and its all a figment of the imagination?
Ive quite clearly upset you with this post so ill offer my apologies...
No im far from bored in a hotel room alone
Mate what are you waiting for put your bloody phone down walk over say hi my name is ....... Fancy joining me for a bite to eat and a drink or slip her your number and room key and just wait see what happens
Get to it stop fucking about "
Oh and whatever you do..... dont tell her about us waiting for the next instalment x  |
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By *MaleMan
over a year ago
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Errr just go and talk to her au naturel.
Assuming the glancing over, smile check & return smile checks have been well cleared.
Make sure no one is fooling themselves she's giving them the come on glad eye  |
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"Errr just go and talk to her au naturel.
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Are you suggesting he goes and talks to her in the nude ?
That is the worst advice I've ever heard. "
That would break the ice though..... and land him in a cell to boot.......dude stick with a drink |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Just go over and ask if she is eating in tonight, if she says no slap your cock on the table and say you are now love
Its never worked for me but it might for you |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Brought her a drink and left her my number with the offer of dinner later...
Had a little chat but not sure she is looking for what I am looking for... lovely lady by all accounts |
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By *MaleMan
over a year ago
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"Errr just go and talk to her au naturel.
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Are you suggesting he goes and talks to her in the nude ?
That is the worst advice I've ever heard. "
Actually meant natural convo tbh but I get ya
I hope the poor fekker aint taken that literally lmfao. There's always a chance, especially someone coming to this forum for realtime/live chat up advice
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By *MaleMan
over a year ago
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"Brought her a drink and left her my number with the offer of dinner later...
Had a little chat but not sure she is looking for what I am looking for... lovely lady by all accounts "
Good effort |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Brought her a drink and left her my number with the offer of dinner later...
Had a little chat but not sure she is looking for what I am looking for... lovely lady by all accounts "
You mean she isn't looking to have her dick sucked? How strange! |
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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago
not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds) |
"Brought her a drink and left her my number with the offer of dinner later...
Had a little chat but not sure she is looking for what I am looking for... lovely lady by all accounts "
My advice Put a meet request up and give the lady the link...   ... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No children around no... i wont be saying hello Milf lol im just saying she has that look about her lol "
Ask her is it nice tea there as some places its really like dish water , lol
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"Just go over and ask if she is eating in tonight, if she says no slap your cock on the table and say you are now love
Its never worked for me but it might for you "
Awesome! This has made my evening |
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"So I am in a hotel right now on business when I checked in there was a real hot sexy milf looking at me every now and again and kept glancing over...
How shall I move in for the kill "
????
You're on fab , hopefully looking to seduce possibly one of the toughest selection of ladies in cloud land , yet you need the assistance of others to interact with a real lady ?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Brought her a drink and left her my number with the offer of dinner later...
Had a little chat but not sure she is looking for what I am looking for... lovely lady by all accounts "
So did she call? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just go over and ask if she is eating in tonight, if she says no slap your cock on the table and say you are now love
Its never worked for me but it might for you "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Blimey. This thread 
Was expecting to see an "ok, I've gotten her into my room now, but am unsure how to move forward from here, what do you guys recommended?" post |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"Blimey. This thread
Was expecting to see an "ok, I've gotten her into my room now, but am unsure how to move forward from here, what do you guys recommended?" post "
Given how many alleged virgins there are on here, looking for someone to deflower them, it wouldn't surprise me to see that posted on here. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Blimey. This thread
Was expecting to see an "ok, I've gotten her into my room now, but am unsure how to move forward from here, what do you guys recommended?" post
Given how many alleged virgins there are on here, looking for someone to deflower them, it wouldn't surprise me to see that posted on here. "
Virgins, really??
Lo0oL |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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At least he got himself off of Fab (kind of) and went into the real world (possibly) to look for women instead of struggling (he may not be) on here,which is the standard reply for men asking for help on here |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"At least he got himself off of Fab (kind of) and went into the real world (possibly) to look for women instead of struggling (he may not be) on here,which is the standard reply for men asking for help on here"
Fair point |
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By *ackspopCouple
over a year ago
Wymondham |
"So I am in a hotel right now on business when I checked in there was a real hot sexy milf looking at me every now and again and kept glancing over...
How shall I move in for the kill "
I would suggest using a Barret 50cal sniper rifle. Position yourself somewhere where you can retreat quickly and leave the scene with minimum interference.
Source: COD Modern Warfare. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just go over and ask if she is eating in tonight, if she says no slap your cock on the table and say you are now love
Its never worked for me but it might for you "
Funny you say that, my brother met his now wife by doing exactly that |
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