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By *sm OP Couple
over a year ago
Liskeard |
Dress like a slut he said
What do they wear ? I innocently replied
I don't know , something my mum wouldn't wear. was the answer ..
And so endeth another promising conversation .
Not a conversation I had onhere I hasten to add . |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I had a guy mail me today inviting me to his hotel and that he would treat me like a whore so I replied does that mean you'll throw £200 on the side when you've dome? He didn't reply back  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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" Dress like a slut he said
What do they wear ? I innocently replied
I don't know , something my mum wouldn't wear. was the answer ..
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So anything his mum wouldn't wear is slutty?
As an example, 16th century armour or a 1987 Coventry City away strip. |
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By *sm OP Couple
over a year ago
Liskeard |
" Dress like a slut he said
What do they wear ? I innocently replied
I don't know , something my mum wouldn't wear. was the answer ..
So anything his mum wouldn't wear is slutty?
As an example, 16th century armour or a 1987 Coventry City away strip."
Now that's just perverted  it couldnt have been worse even if you said scanthorpe!!!!! |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
" Dress like a slut he said
What do they wear ? I innocently replied
I don't know , something my mum wouldn't wear. was the answer ..
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You should have gone in a suit, with a fake moustache, looking like a refugee from an adaptation of Bugsy Malone. Splurge gun optional.  |
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By *sm OP Couple
over a year ago
Liskeard |
" Dress like a slut he said
What do they wear ? I innocently replied
I don't know , something my mum wouldn't wear. was the answer ..
You should have gone in a suit, with a fake moustache, looking like a refugee from an adaptation of Bugsy Malone. Splurge gun optional. "
Ssh Tina, but admit it, you liked the splurge gun last night ?  |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
" Dress like a slut he said
What do they wear ? I innocently replied
I don't know , something my mum wouldn't wear. was the answer ..
You should have gone in a suit, with a fake moustache, looking like a refugee from an adaptation of Bugsy Malone. Splurge gun optional.
Ssh Tina, but admit it, you liked the splurge gun last night ? "
Shh! My drab mode went to a Ross Noble gig and doesn't know my glam side was elsewhere  |
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By *sm OP Couple
over a year ago
Liskeard |
" Dress like a slut he said
What do they wear ? I innocently replied
I don't know , something my mum wouldn't wear. was the answer ..
You should have gone in a suit, with a fake moustache, looking like a refugee from an adaptation of Bugsy Malone. Splurge gun optional.
Ssh Tina, but admit it, you liked the splurge gun last night ?
Shh! My drab mode went to a Ross Noble gig and doesn't know my glam side was elsewhere "
Oh my you cheating slut you I fink I loves you  |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
" Dress like a slut he said
What do they wear ? I innocently replied
I don't know , something my mum wouldn't wear. was the answer ..
You should have gone in a suit, with a fake moustache, looking like a refugee from an adaptation of Bugsy Malone. Splurge gun optional.
Ssh Tina, but admit it, you liked the splurge gun last night ?
Shh! My drab mode went to a Ross Noble gig and doesn't know my glam side was elsewhere
Oh my you cheating slut you I fink I loves you "
I think that deserves a virtual slice of Battenberg |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I thought sluts wore spunk beards and a big smile
Ahh so where does one buy a fake spunk beard so I can dress up as a slut?
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boil some pasta and leave it overnight. In the morning scoop out the gunk and splatter it on your face. One spunky looking beard |
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By *sm OP Couple
over a year ago
Liskeard |
"I thought sluts wore spunk beards and a big smile
Ahh so where does one buy a fake spunk beard so I can dress up as a slut?
boil some pasta and leave it overnight. In the morning scoop out the gunk and splatter it on your face. One spunky looking beard "
Oh my . So all I need now is to boil some pasta, plaster it over my face and take a picture..
Yahoo boys.. HSM is a real slut now. So na na ne na  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I thought sluts wore spunk beards and a big smile
Ahh so where does one buy a fake spunk beard so I can dress up as a slut?
boil some pasta and leave it overnight. In the morning scoop out the gunk and splatter it on your face. One spunky looking beard
Oh my . So all I need now is to boil some pasta, plaster it over my face and take a picture..
Yahoo boys.. HSM is a real slut now. So na na ne na "
And display the picture |
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By (user no longer on site)
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" Dress like a slut he said
What do they wear ? I innocently replied
I don't know , something my mum wouldn't wear. was the answer ..
And so endeth another promising conversation .
Not a conversation I had onhere I hasten to add . "
I like what mums wear. |
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" Dress like a slut he said
What do they wear ? I innocently replied
I don't know , something my mum wouldn't wear. was the answer ..
And so endeth another promising conversation .
Not a conversation I had onhere I hasten to add . "
Did you know his mum and her fashion choices well? |
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