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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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That's nothing ! Today, 2 boxes of chocolate biscuits and a box of fruit jellies left over from Xmas - my mum told me never to waste anything - I feel sick  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh my lord...3?... 
I know 
I'm such a greedy fucker 
ahhhhhhaaaaaa 
Wooohoooo you get my humour *claps hands*"
I always get your humour...I just like to hold back and not be obvious..i'm kind of like....you know...James Bond...  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"For all you temptresses that like the sweeter things in life, check out hairy dieters tea loaf. No sugar!!!!!!!! Gonna make that this weekend!!!!"
But I don't like tea  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I found a luxury 'millionaires cheesecake' reduced to £1.50 at asda this evening.
It has a date with me and a spoon.
There'll be none left in less than an hour.
 
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Yummy  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oh my lord...3?...
I know
I'm such a greedy fucker
ahhhhhhaaaaaa
Wooohoooo you get my humour *claps hands*
I always get your humour...I just like to hold back and not be obvious..i'm kind of like....you know...James Bond... "
Does that mean you're fictional |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh my lord...3?...
I know
I'm such a greedy fucker
ahhhhhhaaaaaa
Wooohoooo you get my humour *claps hands*
I always get your humour...I just like to hold back and not be obvious..i'm kind of like....you know...James Bond...
Does that mean you're fictional "
Fucking right it does  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Father but I have sinned.
I've just eaten a triple pack of Double Decker Chocolate bars  
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Mmm love Double Deckers.
You'll be Ok.
Now if it was a fun sized Snickers, you really would be in trouble, lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Father but I have sinned.
I've just eaten a triple pack of Double Decker Chocolate bars
Are you a sinner and why? "
Your telling pokies
they come in packs of 4... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Father but I have sinned.
I've just eaten a triple pack of Double Decker Chocolate bars
Are you a sinner and why?
Your telling pokies
they come in packs of 4..."
Erm excuse me. Why would I want or need to lie? They come in packs of 3. Next time you go in the co-op check them out  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm supposed to be not swearing as much for one of my New Years resolutions...but it's been a hard day and the air has turned blue. I probably shouldn't have called the cat a cunt, I'll go and apologise to him. |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
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"I had a disappointing yoghurt. I wanted what I always want, which is Ben & Jerry's peanut butter cup. 
What did you have instead? "
A virtuous fat and sugar free yoghurt concoction that tasted of despair. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Father but I have sinned.
I've just eaten a triple pack of Double Decker Chocolate bars
Are you a sinner and why?
Your telling pokies
they come in packs of 4...
Erm excuse me. Why would I want or need to lie? They come in packs of 3. Next time you go in the co-op check them out "
She's absolutely correct, they do |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I had a disappointing yoghurt. I wanted what I always want, which is Ben & Jerry's peanut butter cup.
What did you have instead?
A virtuous fat and sugar free yoghurt concoction that tasted of despair."
Oh dear.. Well I sinned enough for both of us. I'm supposed to be cutting chocolate out completely |
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