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Fucking cringeworthy, good job these fucks don't charge us tv licence money.
Theres one big haired grey vagina in the studio already without getting any others out for us.
'So what do the doctors say' - ohhh ummmmmm, they havent been asked.
yeah go on girls, make ya fanny smell even worse by rubbing it with a fucking onion, stick some garlic in it while ya at it and dress it with a Bouqet garni.
Crock of shite. |
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"Fucking cringeworthy, good job these fucks don't charge us tv licence money.
Theres one big haired grey vagina in the studio already without getting any others out for us.
'So what do the doctors say' - ohhh ummmmmm, they havent been asked.
yeah go on girls, make ya fanny smell even worse by rubbing it with a fucking onion, stick some garlic in it while ya at it and dress it with a Bouqet garni.
Crock of shite."
lol you watched the item though.. i found it amusing |
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"Fucking cringeworthy, good job these fucks don't charge us tv licence money.
Theres one big haired grey vagina in the studio already without getting any others out for us.
'So what do the doctors say' - ohhh ummmmmm, they havent been asked.
yeah go on girls, make ya fanny smell even worse by rubbing it with a fucking onion, stick some garlic in it while ya at it and dress it with a Bouqet garni.
Crock of shite.
lol you watched the item though.. i found it amusing "
Yes that right, I watched it to see what it was about. |
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"yeah go on girls, make ya fanny smell even worse by rubbing it with a fucking onion, stick some garlic in it while ya at it and dress it with a Bouqet garni."
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"Someone got out of bed the wrong side thus morning "
Should of seen Phil yesterday laughing at 'Puppy Cam' - tee hee snigger snigger.
No seriously lets have a look.
They feature some untried, untested, un reccomended, homemade curry marinade to rub on your fanny as it's some magical potion.
Ive got out of bed the wrong side for 20 years. |
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That "Irish" lady was clearly Scottish and blatantly plugging her salon but WTF was it all about??? We didn't see where they put it or what was in it. Having watched the feature I have no fucking idea what it was all about! However, it appears to be a much nicer experience than waxing said area! |
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Im carrying on the theme by watching Loose Women, I'd like to smack Janet Street Porter in the face with something and Ive only ever watched it this time.
I might turn over to The World Bowels on BBC2 as the last two days have provided us with some thrilling sport and an electric atmosphere |
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"That "Irish" lady was clearly Scottish and blatantly plugging her salon but WTF was it all about??? We didn't see where they put it or what was in it. Having watched the feature I have no fucking idea what it was all about! However, it appears to be a much nicer experience than waxing said area!"
The Irish lady who clearly co-presents the show  |
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"We did see...vitamin e cream, honey, egg whites and something else I have forgotten.
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Coconut Oil.
My chicken marinade is:
Yoghurt, lemon, onion, honey, paprika, garlic and olive oil.
Its not too unlike it |
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I'm sure details will be on their website, should you wish to put the contents of your kitchen on your koochie!
Janet Street porter should have been silenced long ago. I really cannot stand her point of view. Outspoken and clueless. |
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"Im carrying on the theme by watching Loose Women, I'd like to smack Janet Street Porter in the face with something and Ive only ever watched it this time.
I might turn over to The World Bowels on BBC2 as the last two days have provided us with some thrilling sport and an electric atmosphere"
World bowels and electric do not belong in the same sentence
Could get messy..  |
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I just looked on mirror online it said that when women have children their vagina starts to sagg, I will be watching the video later. stands to reason if you get dry skin on your face and hands then you will have dry skin everywhere so sounds like a good idea although I always use passante lube before using soap it looks like hair conditioner and makes the skin softer. |
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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago
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just seen this on the website Philips face was a picture!!!!
the 74 year old was waiting to try the horizontal tango with her 30 year old toyboy!!
the 2nd womans face was a picture she seemed to be loving using it
the last one wasn't bothered |
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