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End a Date in Five Words!

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By *eKoople OP Couple over a year ago

Germany / Manchester

What five words would end a date for you?

I'll kick start "You look like my wife"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'll lost my bus pass

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

i want your babies

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"i want your babies "
mine lmao

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"i want your babies mine lmao

haha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You're a crap date bye

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

is it really actually in

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

why did he/she leave me!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Turn off the lights please

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By *ustin666666Man over a year ago

Nottingham

I need a sh#t badly

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wanna be my cum slut?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do my arm pits smell

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

have you any canestan spare

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fuck right off now

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When will it be over .

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My ex sucked less aggressively

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"have you any canestan spare

"
canesten

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Shall we skip this foreplay?

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By *et_me_take_controlMan over a year ago

Manchester

You have a dick?! Bye!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

your missus is here

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Its not me its you !!

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By *ustin666666Man over a year ago

Nottingham

You got any fit mates.

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman over a year ago

Bedfordshire

Results from clinic are positive

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By *ola.Woman over a year ago

Just where I need to be.

Hurry,wife's home at 6.

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By *eforfuncplCouple over a year ago

Morecambe

Get tae fuck ya bitch

Well it's 6 words

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can't stay long sorry

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Tuesday the twentieth of January?

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By *izzy RascallMan over a year ago

Cardiff

You aint got no alibye

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By *adybee77Woman over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

Your sisters a better fuck?

I'd like to marry you?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You got a younger sister ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

'Hello' usually works for me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is Your mum into swinging ?

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By *unky monkeyMan over a year ago

in the night garden

Anal? OK. Mind the piles.

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By *eKoople OP Couple over a year ago

Germany / Manchester

"i want your babies "

Creepy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can we talk about Jesus?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When will you move in?

Doc said its not infectious

Can you lend me £20?

My mum is just ustairs.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Go back to your wife

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Reminds me of Grimsby docks

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I just fucked your mum

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Damn these pesky itchy crabs !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

its not me its you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I thought it'd cleared up

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By *ikki ShooterTV/TS over a year ago

Epsom

Not straight anymore are you?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I much prefer your Dad

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It's bigger than most fannies.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I know your mum snd she's good

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I know your mum snd she's good"

That's 7!!!!! Not a difficult concept my friend.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

They come for me soon

My curfew starts at 8

Ex is under the patio

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By *icentiousCouple over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Suppose I better untie you.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can you insert this pineapple?

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By *ikki ShooterTV/TS over a year ago

Epsom

You must be his wife?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You sure my car's safe??

Should we clean up first??

Oh what a lovely tag!

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By *omaMan over a year ago

Glasgow

How long do crabs live?

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By *risky_MareWoman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

I've run out of condoms.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pity your diet's not working.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is that smell your minge?

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By *uietlyBohemianCouple over a year ago

Newcastle-under-Lyme

"Janeway was the best captain."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I did a sex wee.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I once voted Lib-Dem.

Hello, I am Tina Titz.

My bloody tag's playing up.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""Janeway was the best captain.""

Whoa whoa whoa overstepping there lol

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By *onnyeasygoingMan over a year ago

Somewhere on the M62 between 24 and 14

I'm off t'lick ya granny.

Obvously if the date has not gone so well

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The voices in my head ........

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

WOOF,WOOF,WOOF,WOOF,WOOF!

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By *olly RogererMan over a year ago

Braintree

Right, that is me done

Can i use your curtains

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Your teeth on the table????

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By *rtemisiaWoman over a year ago

Norwich

Eek my crabs are itching!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

hes better looking than you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

your too fucking jealous

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can I taste your poo ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do you like model trains?

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By *eerobCouple over a year ago

solihull

Husband/wife turned up with gun.

(have to say its amazing how many people cant count up to 5!).

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What does no strings mean?

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By *onbons_xxMan over a year ago

Bolton

The police are after me

I've not washed in days

My name is Nick Farage

I think that's my wife

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Got to change the bag

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You act like my stalker.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can you hide this gun?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You look like my mum!

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By *mgdaveMan over a year ago

paisley

Who let you out the bell tower

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Where has my rohypnol gone?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh, here comes my dad!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've just pooped my knickers

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 20/01/15 18:08:16]

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I got no haribos left

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mums better looking than you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Your picture looked less, rapey.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Will you marry me please!

I milk cows I do!

(Sorry if your a Milker don't mean to offend

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By *innamon!Woman over a year ago

no matter

"I'll lost my bus pass

I have a bus pass

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My other girlfriend is pregnant!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I hope it's not contagious.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can my sheep join in ?

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By *win PeaksCouple over a year ago

Northamptonshire

Is that smell your arse?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Aunty! Glad you made it!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Overheard on phone........

Syphillis again doctor? Thought so

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Want to see my stamps?

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By *onguetastic1Man over a year ago

Castleford

Have you managed to cum?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can my dog f k you?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can I just use 2 words for this:

"Bum Fluff.."

^that should kill it dead.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Trust me it gets bigger

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By *eKoople OP Couple over a year ago

Germany / Manchester

"Can I just use 2 words for this:

"Bum Fluff.."

^that should kill it dead.

Five words, someone always wants to change the format of a game.

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman over a year ago

stourbridge area

Oh I thought youd have blond hair

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""Janeway was the best captain.""

But chakotay was anoying...

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By *weetBee27Couple over a year ago

Somewhere near you

It's not you it's me.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""Janeway was the best captain."

But chakotay was anoying..."

Everyone knows that Picard was the best captain in peacetime, Sisko during a war, Janeway if all you care about is the quality of the ship's coffee and Kirk if you own stock in a condom company.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""Janeway was the best captain."

But chakotay was anoying...

Everyone knows that Picard was the best captain in peacetime, Sisko during a war, Janeway if all you care about is the quality of the ship's coffee and Kirk if you own stock in a condom company."

Darth vader would bitch slap all of them

Just saying !!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You fanny needs a facial

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Eat my shit, you bitch!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I need to cum now

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By *lik and PaulCouple over a year ago

cahoots

Well that was fascinating...bye

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'd rather have a wank

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By *icebloke..but filthyMan over a year ago

Waltham Cross

you smell. I'm going home.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

can we just be friends

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Does that Balaclava come off

Gimp

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Scratch my piles please miss

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hurry,wife's home at 6."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pick one off middle shelf

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It is just blue waffle

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By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

you want how much money !!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

your daughter is much tighter

your mother is much tighter

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By *ouple1973Couple over a year ago

clowne

"you want how much money !!"
like his one

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It's gone stiff, it's dead

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By *ere-for-my-convenienceWoman over a year ago

Tenbury Wells

I've fucked all your brothers

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I thought it was wind....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh I thought youd have blond hair "

Nope.. 5 words, not 7

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By *inaTitzTV/TS over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

My wig has come off.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Where we going on honeymoon ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I fucked your mother. Twice.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I am actually a dude."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You're eating human flesh.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My husband will be worried

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can i shave your legs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"seventh time for this condom"....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is it in yet love

Can we stat that again xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can i be another one of your mistakes. .

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fancy going to a funeral?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

you got 10p for phone x

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By *inaTitzTV/TS over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

If it were with SotB

Luke, I am your father

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By *risky_MareWoman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Sling yer hook dog's breath!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do you have any Imodium?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Isn't dog semen incredibly delicious?

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By *izzy RascallMan over a year ago

Cardiff

Its not me, its you

(I didnt read the thread)

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By *exymatcplMan over a year ago

doncaster

You're a great fuck thanks

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I think I love you.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You are a fucking idiot.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

have to polish my brass

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Rohypnol ,one or two drops ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I think I love you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Shit that ones been done ^^^

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By *ophieslutTV/TS over a year ago

Central

Drink these dredged condoms, cheers

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My anus is leaking worms

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Why don't you like me?"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I am out of here

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You're crap. Next one please!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Kids in car brb

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You look like the mother-in-law

Only say it to someone you don't wish to meet again

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By *eaningofLifeCouple over a year ago

York

Hello there, my future husband/wife!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hang on, I'm gonna trump!

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By *ichaelangelaCouple over a year ago

notts

no chance you fucking pervert

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You need to lose weight

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The doctor said it's fine.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Shit, where's my wart gone?

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By *illwill69uMan over a year ago

moston

No!

Never!

Ever!

Again!

RAPE!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yes your getting the bill

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By *issyfaggotfayeTV/TS over a year ago

Bolton

I'm gonna fuck ur ass

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By *dventurous chefMan over a year ago

Diss

My mum does that better..

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By *dventurous chefMan over a year ago

Diss

Open it,close it, bye..

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By *dventurous chefMan over a year ago

Diss

I'm done, your taxis outside.

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By *homasP80Man over a year ago

Linwood

I'll see you next tue(/thu).

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Play dead and let's fuck

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

In all seriousness, I once ended a 'date' with

"Fuck off (and) get your train"

And once with

"(Now) get the fuck outta my house"

Such a charmer...

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By *icentiousCouple over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Damn, I've lost the keys.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is that the time ?

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By *trawberry-popWoman over a year ago

South East Midlands NOT

I want to marry you.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sorry, I've got uncontrollable diarrhoea....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Welcome to Dumpsville, population ............you!

Sara

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I watch you every day

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By *uby0000Woman over a year ago

hertfordshire

can you call a cab?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I think I love you

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