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Lodger/chocolate bar

By *ngel_38 OP Woman over a year ago

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I have a lodger:

I came home from work quite late , had a bath and went to bed.

I couldn't sleep , I was feeling a bit peckish. So I went to the fridge for a snack. Had no food except some limes and a tub of margarine.

On the lodgers shelf I saw some chocolate , so I borrowed a snickers bar went to bed and ate it.

5days later he sends me a text "next time if you wont a chocolate bar can you ask or atlest tell me youve taken one"

1. If someone is going to have a go at me at least spell properly.

2. No one died it was only a family size snickers bar (two bites and it was gone)

3. What a twat

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

On the lodgers shelf I saw some chocolate , so I borrowed a snickers bar went to bed and ate it.

I would fuck your shit up for that!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Replace said snickers bar for flat mate tell them you have replaced it but leave it atop an Oxford English Dictionary !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Did you replace it?

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

It was his though. Was it his only one?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You did nick his stuff. , its only polite to replace it or at least inform him.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

The decent thing would of been go have left them a note if you where taking something that wasn't yours, its just bad manners

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By *ee VianteWoman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

He has a fair point, he pays for his room and has a right to expect his privacy and for his stuff to remain his stuff.

I doubt you'd like it if he helped himself to your stuff.

Ok, it was only a small Snickers bar but you should have replaced it. Five days is enough time to be able to replace something like that.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Think lodger perfectly within their rights. Replace, apologise, apologise for public vilification behind their backs and offer a free copy of dictionary.

Or start buying dictionary toilet paper.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have murdered for less to be fair

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago
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Borrowed it!

I don't know how I would react if it was my chocolate,probably saw your hands off,dip them in chocolate sauce and feed them to you

Not that I take chocolate seriously at all

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'd replace it and then tell him I was putting his rent up for being such a wanker about it!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

And to be honest he had left it 5 days for you to tell him or replace it before he text you

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By *ugby 123Couple over a year ago
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O o O oo

I wouldn't say he was a twat

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

"I'd replace it and then tell him I was putting his rent up for being such a wanker about it!"
why was he being a wanker about it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

apologise....not nice to rent a room from someone and have them take your stuff....if you'd left a note or bothered to replace it then you wouldnt need to apologise..

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

Not impressed with a snickers nicker .. 'Borrowed' implies that you should have replaced said comestibles

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It was his.

You had no right to take it without his permission.

And then not to replace it for 5 days ?

You're lucky you only got a text.

Acts like that deserve a gob full in my book.

I have seen someone sacked for taking a creme egg.

The item doesn't matter.

The taking of it does.

And that's what would piss me off royally

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

offer a bj ya feever

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

He's within his rights....it's only a chocolate bar, not hard to replace and inform him?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That would piss me off. Maybe he got peckish and fancied eating his snickers bar only to find some bastard had nicked it 5 days ago without mentioning it or replacing it....and when you borrow something it's polite to ask the person you are borrowing from otherwise it's theft.....and no it's not a trivial thing. ...It's chocolate ffs!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'd replace it and then tell him I was putting his rent up for being such a wanker about it!why was he being a wanker about it.

Sorry, it's just the way it comes across in the original post.

Yes, it's his and he has a right not to have it taken etc, etc, but ffs IT'S A CHOCOLATE BAR!

I wish all our problems in life were so minor.

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By *ngel_38 OP Woman over a year ago

Staffs

"Did you replace it?"

Yes I did

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'd be sniffing your milk before making that lovely morning brew cos if I was him I'd of pissed in your pinta.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

and did you apologise?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'd replace it and then tell him I was putting his rent up for being such a wanker about it!why was he being a wanker about it.

Sorry, it's just the way it comes across in the original post.

Yes, it's his and he has a right not to have it taken etc, etc, but ffs IT'S A CHOCOLATE BAR!

I wish all our problems in life were so minor."

So how is he a twat that deserves to have his rent put up exactly? ??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So how is he a twat that deserves to have his rent put up exactly? ?? "

I wasn't actually being serious you know.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

my daughter takes without asking all the time it's very irritating and and expensive

And it was his

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So how is he a twat that deserves to have his rent put up exactly? ??

I wasn't actually being serious you know.

Course you weren't.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It was his.

You had no right to take it without his permission.

And then not to replace it for 5 days ?

You're lucky you only got a text.

Acts like that deserve a gob full in my book.

I have seen someone sacked for taking a creme egg.

The item doesn't matter.

The taking of it does.

And that's what would piss me off royally

That

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By *ngel_38 OP Woman over a year ago

Staffs

"I'd replace it and then tell him I was putting his rent up for being such a wanker about it!why was he being a wanker about it.

Sorry, it's just the way it comes across in the original post.

Yes, it's his and he has a right not to have it taken etc, etc, but ffs IT'S A CHOCOLATE BAR!

I wish all our problems in life were so minor."

Exactly. Just a tiny snickers bar.

I've made him roast dinners, given him food , taken £40 of his rent a mth because he hoovers for me and washes up.

I replaced it after 6 days

I said I have replaced Ur chocolate bar. He said don't worry about it and U didn't have to replace it.

Then why send me that nasty text.

He is a twat

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By *ngel_38 OP Woman over a year ago

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"and did you apologise?"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So how is he a twat that deserves to have his rent put up exactly? ??

I wasn't actually being serious you know.

Course you weren't.

He just thought he might get the OP on side. ...

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By *ngel_38 OP Woman over a year ago

Staffs

"I'd be sniffing your milk before making that lovely morning brew cos if I was him I'd of pissed in your pinta. "

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By *ig1gaz1Man over a year ago

bradford

i wonder what the op might have said if it was there chocolate bar instead

that took a walk and didnt get put back in time

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I'd replace it and then tell him I was putting his rent up for being such a wanker about it!why was he being a wanker about it.

Sorry, it's just the way it comes across in the original post.

Yes, it's his and he has a right not to have it taken etc, etc, but ffs IT'S A CHOCOLATE BAR!

I wish all our problems in life were so minor.

Exactly. Just a tiny snickers bar.

I've made him roast dinners, given him food , taken £40 of his rent a mth because he hoovers for me and washes up.

I replaced it after 6 days

I said I have replaced Ur chocolate bar. He said don't worry about it and U didn't have to replace it.

Then why send me that nasty text.

He is a twat "

If he sent you a text five days after the event and you replaced it six days after the event why is his text nasty?

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By *ngel_38 OP Woman over a year ago

Staffs

"i wonder what the op might have said if it was there chocolate bar instead

that took a walk and didnt get put back in time

Nothing

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By *ngel_38 OP Woman over a year ago

Staffs

"I'd replace it and then tell him I was putting his rent up for being such a wanker about it!why was he being a wanker about it.

Sorry, it's just the way it comes across in the original post.

Yes, it's his and he has a right not to have it taken etc, etc, but ffs IT'S A CHOCOLATE BAR!

I wish all our problems in life were so minor.

Exactly. Just a tiny snickers bar.

I've made him roast dinners, given him food , taken £40 of his rent a mth because he hoovers for me and washes up.

I replaced it after 6 days

I said I have replaced Ur chocolate bar. He said don't worry about it and U didn't have to replace it.

Then why send me that nasty text.

He is a twat

If he sent you a text five days after the event and you replaced it six days after the event why is his text nasty?

He could have told ME to my face not hide behind a phone

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

IMHOTEP it's the OP in the wrong. And certainly the consensus here....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'd replace it and then tell him I was putting his rent up for being such a wanker about it!why was he being a wanker about it.

Sorry, it's just the way it comes across in the original post.

Yes, it's his and he has a right not to have it taken etc, etc, but ffs IT'S A CHOCOLATE BAR!

I wish all our problems in life were so minor.

Exactly. Just a tiny snickers bar.

I've made him roast dinners, given him food , taken £40 of his rent a mth because he hoovers for me and washes up.

I replaced it after 6 days

I said I have replaced Ur chocolate bar. He said don't worry about it and U didn't have to replace it.

Then why send me that nasty text.

He is a twat

If he sent you a text five days after the event and you replaced it six days after the event why is his text nasty?

He could have told ME to my face not hide behind a phone "

He might be scared of you

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By *ngel_38 OP Woman over a year ago

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"IMHOTEP it's the OP in the wrong. And certainly the consensus here...."

No I'm not in the wrong

My bloody fridge I eat what I like out of it

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Reminds me of a sketch Ben Elton did years ago about students and some one nicking a sausage from the communal fridge. "Yeah, but it was MY sausage.......

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By *ngel_38 OP Woman over a year ago

Staffs

"I'd replace it and then tell him I was putting his rent up for being such a wanker about it!why was he being a wanker about it.

Sorry, it's just the way it comes across in the original post.

Yes, it's his and he has a right not to have it taken etc, etc, but ffs IT'S A CHOCOLATE BAR!

I wish all our problems in life were so minor.

Exactly. Just a tiny snickers bar.

I've made him roast dinners, given him food , taken £40 of his rent a mth because he hoovers for me and washes up.

I replaced it after 6 days

I said I have replaced Ur chocolate bar. He said don't worry about it and U didn't have to replace it.

Then why send me that nasty text.

He is a twat

If he sent you a text five days after the event and you replaced it six days after the event why is his text nasty?

He could have told ME to my face not hide behind a phone

He might be scared of you "

Hehehe

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'd replace it and then tell him I was putting his rent up for being such a wanker about it!why was he being a wanker about it.

Sorry, it's just the way it comes across in the original post.

Yes, it's his and he has a right not to have it taken etc, etc, but ffs IT'S A CHOCOLATE BAR!

I wish all our problems in life were so minor.

Exactly. Just a tiny snickers bar.

I've made him roast dinners, given him food , taken £40 of his rent a mth because he hoovers for me and washes up.

I replaced it after 6 days

I said I have replaced Ur chocolate bar. He said don't worry about it and U didn't have to replace it.

Then why send me that nasty text.

He is a twat

If he sent you a text five days after the event and you replaced it six days after the event why is his text nasty?

He could have told ME to my face not hide behind a phone

He might be scared of you "

I agree....He did the decent thing and gave the OP 5 days to replace the item or at least mention it to him. ...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What's wrong with eating a lime and a few spoonfuls of margarine?

Leave his choccy alone

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By *opping_candyWoman over a year ago

West Yorkshire

"IMHOTEP it's the OP in the wrong. And certainly the consensus here....

No I'm not in the wrong

My bloody fridge I eat what I like out of it

Is that in his contract

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'd be sniffing your milk before making that lovely morning brew cos if I was him I'd of pissed in your pinta.

And if I was him I'd also hide all sharp objects and fear for the safety of any small animals.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago
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Snickers! Get some nuts!

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I was a lodger for 6 months in 1985. I was terrified of my landlord. No text back then but messages under my door if I did anything wrong.

It's a strange position to be in. I would not have been happy if he had helped himself to anything of mine as it was hard enough living somewhere I didn't really have any stake or rights.

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By *ngel_38 OP Woman over a year ago

Staffs

"What's wrong with eating a lime and a few spoonfuls of margarine?

Leave his choccy alone

he had two more left I didn't take his last one

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

how strange...some guys complaining his evil landlady has stolen his snickers in this thread!!!!!!!!!!!!!:-

http://www.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/349789#last

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By *ngel_38 OP Woman over a year ago

Staffs

"I was a lodger for 6 months in 1985. I was terrified of my landlord. No text back then but messages under my door if I did anything wrong.

It's a strange position to be in. I would not have been happy if he had helped himself to anything of mine as it was hard enough living somewhere I didn't really have any stake or rights.

His grandmother lives next door. I agreed to have him at mine as a favour to her. Or he would have been homeless.

Ungrateful twat

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

So if you can eat what you like from the fridge, where does he put his food to keep it fresh.

What would you have done if he'd are your choc?

Never touch anyone else's choc without asking - war will ensue!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

"IMHOTEP it's the OP in the wrong. And certainly the consensus here....

No I'm not in the wrong

My bloody fridge I eat what I like out of it

"
so now your saying you do have the right to eat his stuff if its in your fridge, had you prewarned him of these house rules?

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"how strange...some guys complaining his evil landlady has stolen his snickers in this thread!!!!!!!!!!!!!:-

http://www.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/349789#last"

Some fecker's nicked the whole thread Paddy

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"how strange...some guys complaining his evil landlady has stolen his snickers in this thread!!!!!!!!!!!!!:-

http://www.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/349789#last

Some fecker's nicked the whole thread Paddy

Was it tasty?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

"I was a lodger for 6 months in 1985. I was terrified of my landlord. No text back then but messages under my door if I did anything wrong.

It's a strange position to be in. I would not have been happy if he had helped himself to anything of mine as it was hard enough living somewhere I didn't really have any stake or rights.

His grandmother lives next door. I agreed to have him at mine as a favour to her. Or he would have been homeless.

Ungrateful twat "
if he pays rent how are you doing him a favour

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"how strange...some guys complaining his evil landlady has stolen his snickers in this thread!!!!!!!!!!!!!:-

http://www.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/349789#last

Some fecker's nicked the whole thread Paddy

Was it tasty?"

its been snicked

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago
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Haha

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple over a year ago

Derbyshire

I replaced it after 6 days

I said I have replaced Ur chocolate bar. He said don't worry about it and U didn't have to replace it.

Then why send me that nasty text.

He is a twat "

Why did he say don't worry and you didn't have to replace it? Probably because he felt guilty about sending the text the day before, even though he had every reason to be cross.

Having had a tenant who sold our fridge for drug money, I would say he sounds an excellent lodger, worth his weight in gold -the kind you thank God every day for and do everything to keep happy.

Instead you steal from him and slag him off

It is a tiny chocolate bar, but you have allowed it to grow into something much bigger.

Mr ddc

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By *ngel_38 OP Woman over a year ago

Staffs

I replaced it after 6 days

I said I have replaced Ur chocolate bar. He said don't worry about it and U didn't have to replace it.

Then why send me that nasty text.

He is a twat

Why did he say don't worry and you didn't have to replace it? Probably because he felt guilty about sending the text the day before, even though he had every reason to be cross.

Having had a tenant who sold our fridge for drug money, I would say he sounds an excellent lodger, worth his weight in gold -the kind you thank God every day for and do everything to keep happy.

Instead you steal from him and slag him off

It is a tiny chocolate bar, but you have allowed it to grow into something much bigger.

Mr ddc

Actually I'm laughing my head of here.

Think I should tell him about the two slices of bread I borrowed two months ago or shall I just stay quite ?

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By *ngel_38 OP Woman over a year ago

Staffs

"I was a lodger for 6 months in 1985. I was terrified of my landlord. No text back then but messages under my door if I did anything wrong.

It's a strange position to be in. I would not have been happy if he had helped himself to anything of mine as it was hard enough living somewhere I didn't really have any stake or rights.

His grandmother lives next door. I agreed to have him at mine as a favour to her. Or he would have been homeless.

Ungrateful twat if he pays rent how are you doing him a favour"

Minus £40 he dosent pay me enough

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By *ngel_38 OP Woman over a year ago

Staffs

"how strange...some guys complaining his evil landlady has stolen his snickers in this thread!!!!!!!!!!!!!:-

http://www.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/349789#last

Some fecker's nicked the whole thread Paddy

Was it tasty?"

How rude

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple over a year ago

Derbyshire

I replaced it after 6 days

I said I have replaced Ur chocolate bar. He said don't worry about it and U didn't have to replace it.

Then why send me that nasty text.

He is a twat

Why did he say don't worry and you didn't have to replace it? Probably because he felt guilty about sending the text the day before, even though he had every reason to be cross.

Having had a tenant who sold our fridge for drug money, I would say he sounds an excellent lodger, worth his weight in gold -the kind you thank God every day for and do everything to keep happy.

Instead you steal from him and slag him off

It is a tiny chocolate bar, but you have allowed it to grow into something much bigger.

Mr ddc

Actually I'm laughing my head of here.

Think I should tell him about the two slices of bread I borrowed two months ago or shall I just stay quite ? "

Steady, you may need to borrow that dictionary you've just given him

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

I replaced it after 6 days

I said I have replaced Ur chocolate bar. He said don't worry about it and U didn't have to replace it.

Then why send me that nasty text.

He is a twat

Why did he say don't worry and you didn't have to replace it? Probably because he felt guilty about sending the text the day before, even though he had every reason to be cross.

Having had a tenant who sold our fridge for drug money, I would say he sounds an excellent lodger, worth his weight in gold -the kind you thank God every day for and do everything to keep happy.

Instead you steal from him and slag him off

It is a tiny chocolate bar, but you have allowed it to grow into something much bigger.

Mr ddc

Actually I'm laughing my head of here.

Think I should tell him about the two slices of bread I borrowed two months ago or shall I just stay quite ?

Steady, you may need to borrow that dictionary you've just given him

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I replaced it after 6 days

I said I have replaced Ur chocolate bar. He said don't worry about it and U didn't have to replace it.

Then why send me that nasty text.

He is a twat

Why did he say don't worry and you didn't have to replace it? Probably because he felt guilty about sending the text the day before, even though he had every reason to be cross.

Having had a tenant who sold our fridge for drug money, I would say he sounds an excellent lodger, worth his weight in gold -the kind you thank God every day for and do everything to keep happy.

Instead you steal from him and slag him off

It is a tiny chocolate bar, but you have allowed it to grow into something much bigger.

Mr ddc

Actually I'm laughing my head of here.

Think I should tell him about the two slices of bread I borrowed two months ago or shall I just stay quite ? "

You're crossing the line.....

If you have to 'borrow' stuff then it's only fair that you replace it.

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I was a lodger for 6 months in 1985. I was terrified of my landlord. No text back then but messages under my door if I did anything wrong.

It's a strange position to be in. I would not have been happy if he had helped himself to anything of mine as it was hard enough living somewhere I didn't really have any stake or rights.

His grandmother lives next door. I agreed to have him at mine as a favour to her. Or he would have been homeless.

Ungrateful twat if he pays rent how are you doing him a favour

Minus £40 he dosent pay me enough "

You stated that was for the cleaning services earlier.

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By *onbons_xxMan over a year ago

Bolton

I replaced it after 6 days

I said I have replaced Ur chocolate bar. He said don't worry about it and U didn't have to replace it.

Then why send me that nasty text.

He is a twat

Why did he say don't worry and you didn't have to replace it? Probably because he felt guilty about sending the text the day before, even though he had every reason to be cross.

Having had a tenant who sold our fridge for drug money, I would say he sounds an excellent lodger, worth his weight in gold -the kind you thank God every day for and do everything to keep happy.

Instead you steal from him and slag him off

It is a tiny chocolate bar, but you have allowed it to grow into something much bigger.

Mr ddc

Actually I'm laughing my head of here.

Think I should tell him about the two slices of bread I borrowed two months ago or shall I just stay quite ?

Steady, you may need to borrow that dictionary you've just given him

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I replaced it after 6 days

I said I have replaced Ur chocolate bar. He said don't worry about it and U didn't have to replace it.

Then why send me that nasty text.

He is a twat

Why did he say don't worry and you didn't have to replace it? Probably because he felt guilty about sending the text the day before, even though he had every reason to be cross.

Having had a tenant who sold our fridge for drug money, I would say he sounds an excellent lodger, worth his weight in gold -the kind you thank God every day for and do everything to keep happy.

Instead you steal from him and slag him off

It is a tiny chocolate bar, but you have allowed it to grow into something much bigger.

Mr ddc

Actually I'm laughing my head of here.

Think I should tell him about the two slices of bread I borrowed two months ago or shall I just stay quite ? "

better spell quiet correctly if ur gonna have a go at him lolol

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By *ugby 123Couple over a year ago
Forum Mod

O o O oo

"I was a lodger for 6 months in 1985. I was terrified of my landlord. No text back then but messages under my door if I did anything wrong.

It's a strange position to be in. I would not have been happy if he had helped himself to anything of mine as it was hard enough living somewhere I didn't really have any stake or rights.

His grandmother lives next door. I agreed to have him at mine as a favour to her. Or he would have been homeless.

Ungrateful twat if he pays rent how are you doing him a favour

Minus £40 he dosent pay me enough "

Isnt that because he cleans for you?

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By *ngel_38 OP Woman over a year ago

Staffs

I replaced it after 6 days

I said I have replaced Ur chocolate bar. He said don't worry about it and U didn't have to replace it.

Then why send me that nasty text.

He is a twat

Why did he say don't worry and you didn't have to replace it? Probably because he felt guilty about sending the text the day before, even though he had every reason to be cross.

Having had a tenant who sold our fridge for drug money, I would say he sounds an excellent lodger, worth his weight in gold -the kind you thank God every day for and do everything to keep happy.

Instead you steal from him and slag him off

It is a tiny chocolate bar, but you have allowed it to grow into something much bigger.

Mr ddc

Actually I'm laughing my head of here.

Think I should tell him about the two slices of bread I borrowed two months ago or shall I just stay quite ?

better spell quiet correctly if ur gonna have a go at him lolol"

On my iphone dam it

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"how strange...some guys complaining his evil landlady has stolen his snickers in this thread!!!!!!!!!!!!!:-

http://www.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/349789#last

Some fecker's nicked the whole thread Paddy

Was it tasty?

How rude

An interesting response to an injection of humour.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

I replaced it after 6 days

I said I have replaced Ur chocolate bar. He said don't worry about it and U didn't have to replace it.

Then why send me that nasty text.

He is a twat

Why did he say don't worry and you didn't have to replace it? Probably because he felt guilty about sending the text the day before, even though he had every reason to be cross.

Having had a tenant who sold our fridge for drug money, I would say he sounds an excellent lodger, worth his weight in gold -the kind you thank God every day for and do everything to keep happy.

Instead you steal from him and slag him off

It is a tiny chocolate bar, but you have allowed it to grow into something much bigger.

Mr ddc

Actually I'm laughing my head of here.

Think I should tell him about the two slices of bread I borrowed two months ago or shall I just stay quite ?

better spell quiet correctly if ur gonna have a go at him lolol

On my iphone dam it "
so its OK for you to make a mistake on your phone but not him

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You being his landlord andhim being your lodger puts him in an unequal and tenuous position. He may feel he has to walk on eggshells and avoid confrontation with you or risk becoming homeless. You should be aware of how you hold the power over him in that sense and be more professional in your actions towards him.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What a bizarre thread

You took something without asking, and didn't replace it or mention it for 5 days. That's the facts.

Do you at least understand it's not great behaviour, as a landlord - as a single action, forgetting about anything else?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh come on...this is getting silly now...

Op I'd still fuck your shit up..but this thread is going south...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I suppose it could be worse, OP could have take two teeny bites and then put it back.

now THAT would enrage me

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Oh come on...this is getting silly now...

Op I'd still fuck your shit up..but this thread is going south...

"
its getting funnier and funnier the more she digs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I suppose it could be worse, OP could have take two teeny bites and then put it back.

now THAT would enrage me"

Oh man..that would send me batshit..

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Oh come on...this is getting silly now...

Op I'd still fuck your shit up..but this thread is going south...

Ben, you'd still fuck her shit up but everything else is just silly?

I think there is general bafflement why anyone would post this thread.

I wonder if the lodger is on Fab too?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago
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"Oh come on...this is getting silly now...

Op I'd still fuck your shit up..but this thread is going south...

People are really getting their teeth into this thread

Thank fuck its not a snickers bar

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By *ngel_38 OP Woman over a year ago

Staffs

"I was a lodger for 6 months in 1985. I was terrified of my landlord. No text back then but messages under my door if I did anything wrong.

It's a strange position to be in. I would not have been happy if he had helped himself to anything of mine as it was hard enough living somewhere I didn't really have any stake or rights.

His grandmother lives next door. I agreed to have him at mine as a favour to her. Or he would have been homeless.

Ungrateful twat if he pays rent how are you doing him a favour

Minus £40 he dosent pay me enough

Isnt that because he cleans for you?"

He is not very thorough he just hoovers around objects and when he washes the crockery he leaves all the soap suds everywhere. Leaves the dish sponge in the bowl full of dirty water.

Really gets on my tits that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh come on...this is getting silly now...

Op I'd still fuck your shit up..but this thread is going south...

People are really getting their teeth into this thread

Thank fuck its not a snickers bar

I used ur dildo for anal last week( dont worry!-it was on myself), I did forget to tell u xxxxxxx

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

"I was a lodger for 6 months in 1985. I was terrified of my landlord. No text back then but messages under my door if I did anything wrong.

It's a strange position to be in. I would not have been happy if he had helped himself to anything of mine as it was hard enough living somewhere I didn't really have any stake or rights.

His grandmother lives next door. I agreed to have him at mine as a favour to her. Or he would have been homeless.

Ungrateful twat if he pays rent how are you doing him a favour

Minus £40 he dosent pay me enough

Isnt that because he cleans for you?

He is not very thorough he just hoovers around objects and when he washes the crockery he leaves all the soap suds everywhere. Leaves the dish sponge in the bowl full of dirty water.

Really gets on my tits that "
do it yourself then

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple over a year ago

Derbyshire

Although I'm starting to feel a little sorry for the OP. Isn't irritability a sign of low blood sugar? Thank feck there's some chocolate in the fridge!

Oh, hang on, I haven't thought that through have I?

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I was a lodger for 6 months in 1985. I was terrified of my landlord. No text back then but messages under my door if I did anything wrong.

It's a strange position to be in. I would not have been happy if he had helped himself to anything of mine as it was hard enough living somewhere I didn't really have any stake or rights.

His grandmother lives next door. I agreed to have him at mine as a favour to her. Or he would have been homeless.

Ungrateful twat if he pays rent how are you doing him a favour

Minus £40 he dosent pay me enough

Isnt that because he cleans for you?

He is not very thorough he just hoovers around objects and when he washes the crockery he leaves all the soap suds everywhere. Leaves the dish sponge in the bowl full of dirty water.

Really gets on my tits that "

Then manage him and tell him that he either does it properly or pays the rest of the rent. Why would he improve if slapdash is the standard you have been willing to accept?

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By *ngel_38 OP Woman over a year ago

Staffs

I replaced it after 6 days

I said I have replaced Ur chocolate bar. He said don't worry about it and U didn't have to replace it.

Then why send me that nasty text.

He is a twat

Why did he say don't worry and you didn't have to replace it? Probably because he felt guilty about sending the text the day before, even though he had every reason to be cross.

Having had a tenant who sold our fridge for drug money, I would say he sounds an excellent lodger, worth his weight in gold -the kind you thank God every day for and do everything to keep happy.

Instead you steal from him and slag him off

It is a tiny chocolate bar, but you have allowed it to grow into something much bigger.

Mr ddc

Actually I'm laughing my head of here.

Think I should tell him about the two slices of bread I borrowed two months ago or shall I just stay quite ?

better spell quiet correctly if ur gonna have a go at him lolol

On my iphone dam it so its OK for you to make a mistake on your phone but not him

But he was been nasty to me.

I'm just humouring myself by doing this thread beats a fuck , pass , kill thread or another pissing thread

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By *igertigerCouple (MM) over a year ago

Dublin

bad manners to send a text

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have a lodger:

I came home from work quite late , had a bath and went to bed.

I couldn't sleep , I was feeling a bit peckish. So I went to the fridge for a snack. Had no food except some limes and a tub of margarine.

only a family sized twickers.....late at night starving.....it would have been the best fucking snickers bar in the universe.....only ! huh!

On the lodgers shelf I saw some chocolate , so I borrowed a snickers bar went to bed and ate it.

5days later he sends me a text "next time if you wont a chocolate bar can you ask or atlest tell me youve taken one"

1. If someone is going to have a go at me at least spell properly.

2. No one died it was only a family size snickers bar (two bites and it was gone)

3. What a twat "

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

I replaced it after 6 days

I said I have replaced Ur chocolate bar. He said don't worry about it and U didn't have to replace it.

Then why send me that nasty text.

He is a twat

Why did he say don't worry and you didn't have to replace it? Probably because he felt guilty about sending the text the day before, even though he had every reason to be cross.

Having had a tenant who sold our fridge for drug money, I would say he sounds an excellent lodger, worth his weight in gold -the kind you thank God every day for and do everything to keep happy.

Instead you steal from him and slag him off

It is a tiny chocolate bar, but you have allowed it to grow into something much bigger.

Mr ddc

Actually I'm laughing my head of here.

Think I should tell him about the two slices of bread I borrowed two months ago or shall I just stay quite ?

better spell quiet correctly if ur gonna have a go at him lolol

On my iphone dam it so its OK for you to make a mistake on your phone but not him

But he was been nasty to me.

I'm just humouring myself by doing this thread beats a fuck , pass , kill thread or another pissing thread "
well as long as its humouring you, its humouring me that you really can't see anything wrong in your actions yet are squealing victim that he's being nasty to you

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple over a year ago

Derbyshire

"bad manners to send a text

But understandable if your landlady scares the bejesus outta ya!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Feel sorry for the guy. You have some serious serious issues OP!!

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By *ngel_38 OP Woman over a year ago

Staffs

"I suppose it could be worse, OP could have take two teeny bites and then put it back.

now THAT would enrage me"

He had two more bars left.

I was going to eat the other two after he sent me that text and leave the wrappers on the floor by the fridge.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

OP I think you can justify stealing candy from a baby lol

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By *ngel_38 OP Woman over a year ago

Staffs

"Feel sorry for the guy. You have some serious serious issues OP!! "

Lighten up

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By *lashheartMan over a year ago

shrewsbury

Just read through this thread (I'm bored and that's 5 minutes of my life i will never get back)

My comments are - on your profile you say you've brought new underwear. Do you mean bought or you have taken them somewhere?

In your defence you have a cracking pair of boobs.

I'd give you a snickers... Your a right diva when your hungry

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By *ngel_38 OP Woman over a year ago

Staffs

"OP I think you can justify stealing candy from a baby lol"

Babies don't eat candy not good to give a baby candy

Then yes I would take it of a baby for its own safety

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Feel sorry for the guy. You have some serious serious issues OP!! "

Ain't that the truth. ...serious issues. ....But the thread is highly amusing

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By *ngel_38 OP Woman over a year ago

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"Just read through this thread (I'm bored and that's 5 minutes of my life i will never get back)

My comments are - on your profile you say you've brought new underwear. Do you mean bought or you have taken them somewhere?

In your defence you have a cracking pair of boobs.

I'd give you a snickers... Your a right diva when your hungry

Hahaha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Feel sorry for the guy. You have some serious serious issues OP!!

Lighten up

Says the pot to the kettle! I'm not the one ranting about a bar of fruit and nut case!!

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By *ee VianteWoman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"I was a lodger for 6 months in 1985. I was terrified of my landlord. No text back then but messages under my door if I did anything wrong.

It's a strange position to be in. I would not have been happy if he had helped himself to anything of mine as it was hard enough living somewhere I didn't really have any stake or rights.

His grandmother lives next door. I agreed to have him at mine as a favour to her. Or he would have been homeless.

Ungrateful twat if he pays rent how are you doing him a favour

Minus £40 he dosent pay me enough

Isnt that because he cleans for you?

He is not very thorough he just hoovers around objects and when he washes the crockery he leaves all the soap suds everywhere. Leaves the dish sponge in the bowl full of dirty water.

Really gets on my tits that "

Ah, yes, that totally justifies stealing his food.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

tenant of OP if u are reading this, heres a suggestion:

next time make some 'home made' maltesers shove them in a box and who knows....she might get her just desserts lol

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By *ugby 123Couple over a year ago
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O o O oo

To the OP...something is puzzling me...what did you buy the lime to go with and why didn't you use it?

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By *ngel_38 OP Woman over a year ago

Staffs

"I was a lodger for 6 months in 1985. I was terrified of my landlord. No text back then but messages under my door if I did anything wrong.

It's a strange position to be in. I would not have been happy if he had helped himself to anything of mine as it was hard enough living somewhere I didn't really have any stake or rights.

His grandmother lives next door. I agreed to have him at mine as a favour to her. Or he would have been homeless.

Ungrateful twat if he pays rent how are you doing him a favour

Minus £40 he dosent pay me enough

Isnt that because he cleans for you?

He is not very thorough he just hoovers around objects and when he washes the crockery he leaves all the soap suds everywhere. Leaves the dish sponge in the bowl full of dirty water.

Really gets on my tits that

Ah, yes, that totally justifies stealing his food."

It was a bar of chocolate one of them fun size ones

I'm hungry now

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

stealin the homeless guys food. Christ couldn't make it up! Like the episode in the iT Crowd where Jen throws the coffee over the homeless woman.

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I'm off to buy some Rolos

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ooooh this thread is highly addictive...

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By *ugby 123Couple over a year ago
Forum Mod

O o O oo

"I'm off to buy some Rolos

I have some of them in the fridge.....

* locks door *

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple over a year ago

Derbyshire

"To the OP...something is puzzling me...what did you buy the lime to go with and why didn't you use it?"

I think you can use them as sex-toys.

Though it can leave you feeling a bit of a sour-puss

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By *ugby 123Couple over a year ago
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O o O oo

hahaha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"To the OP...something is puzzling me...what did you buy the lime to go with and why didn't you use it?"

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By *ngel_38 OP Woman over a year ago

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"To the OP...something is puzzling me...what did you buy the lime to go with and why didn't you use it?"

I have a homeless person stay once or twice a month in my house and I took him food shopping he wanted the limes.

Don't ask me why but they still In my fridge and the homeless person has gone

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By *ee VianteWoman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"I was a lodger for 6 months in 1985. I was terrified of my landlord. No text back then but messages under my door if I did anything wrong.

It's a strange position to be in. I would not have been happy if he had helped himself to anything of mine as it was hard enough living somewhere I didn't really have any stake or rights.

His grandmother lives next door. I agreed to have him at mine as a favour to her. Or he would have been homeless.

Ungrateful twat if he pays rent how are you doing him a favour

Minus £40 he dosent pay me enough

Isnt that because he cleans for you?

He is not very thorough he just hoovers around objects and when he washes the crockery he leaves all the soap suds everywhere. Leaves the dish sponge in the bowl full of dirty water.

Really gets on my tits that

Ah, yes, that totally justifies stealing his food.

It was a bar of chocolate one of them fun size ones

I'm hungry now "

It's still his food!

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By *icky999Man over a year ago

warrington

These victims of theft and there texts

Cheeky bastards!!! Lol

Did he send you a message about the accommodating swingers and red hairs in the shower?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Greedy selfish cow.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"To the OP...something is puzzling me...what did you buy the lime to go with and why didn't you use it?

I have a homeless person stay once or twice a month in my house and I took him food shopping he wanted the limes.

Don't ask me why but they still In my fridge and the homeless person has gone "

You should've told your lodger that the homeless person nicked the choccie.

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By *ngel_38 OP Woman over a year ago

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"stealin the homeless guys food. Christ couldn't make it up! Like the episode in the iT Crowd where Jen throws the coffee over the homeless woman. "

Huh

I pay for the food for the homeless person

Not the lodgers I just borrowed one choc bar of him a tiny fun size one

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By *ngel_38 OP Woman over a year ago

Staffs

"Greedy selfish cow.

Funny

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By *ee VianteWoman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"stealin the homeless guys food. Christ couldn't make it up! Like the episode in the iT Crowd where Jen throws the coffee over the homeless woman.

Huh

I pay for the food for the homeless person

Not the lodgers I just borrowed one choc bar of him a tiny fun size one "

You didn't borrow it. You took it without telling him.

You only replaced it after he complained to you.

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By *ngel_38 OP Woman over a year ago

Staffs

"To the OP...something is puzzling me...what did you buy the lime to go with and why didn't you use it?

I have a homeless person stay once or twice a month in my house and I took him food shopping he wanted the limes.

Don't ask me why but they still In my fridge and the homeless person has gone

You should've told your lodger that the homeless person nicked the choccie.

That would have been a big fat lie.

The homeless person did borrow his razor once and the lodger went mad

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By *ngel_38 OP Woman over a year ago

Staffs

"stealin the homeless guys food. Christ couldn't make it up! Like the episode in the iT Crowd where Jen throws the coffee over the homeless woman.

Huh

I pay for the food for the homeless person

Not the lodgers I just borrowed one choc bar of him a tiny fun size one

You didn't borrow it. You took it without telling him.

You only replaced it after he complained to you."

But why did it take him 5days to text me when he could have told me face to face

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Are you kidding me! This is fab, you could confess to bareback sex against the STI clinic wall distracting truck driver an causing them to crash, and expect less shit than you deserve for being a chocolate thief

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have blocked you over this incident.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"stealin the homeless guys food. Christ couldn't make it up! Like the episode in the iT Crowd where Jen throws the coffee over the homeless woman.

Huh

I pay for the food for the homeless person

Not the lodgers I just borrowed one choc bar of him a tiny fun size one

You didn't borrow it. You took it without telling him.

You only replaced it after he complained to you.

But why did it take him 5days to text me when he could have told me face to face "

He was giving you a chance to replace it first. Admit it you thought you got away with it.

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By *ee VianteWoman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"stealin the homeless guys food. Christ couldn't make it up! Like the episode in the iT Crowd where Jen throws the coffee over the homeless woman.

Huh

I pay for the food for the homeless person

Not the lodgers I just borrowed one choc bar of him a tiny fun size one

You didn't borrow it. You took it without telling him.

You only replaced it after he complained to you.

But why did it take him 5days to text me when he could have told me face to face "

Why did you not speak to him first and tell him you'd taken it but would replace it?

Why should it have been up to him to mention it to you in the first place???

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By *ngel_38 OP Woman over a year ago

Staffs

"I have blocked you over this incident.

Nooooo don't block I have replaced it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I just borrowed one choc bar of him a tiny fun size one "

If I was your lodger I would let you take my fun size

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By *ee VianteWoman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Are you kidding me! This is fab, you could confess to bareback sex against the STI clinic wall distracting truck driver an causing them to crash, and expect less shit than you deserve for being a chocolate thief

Well duh! This is chocolate we're talking about! It's serious!

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By *ngel_38 OP Woman over a year ago

Staffs

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By *ngel_38 OP Woman over a year ago

Staffs

"stealin the homeless guys food. Christ couldn't make it up! Like the episode in the iT Crowd where Jen throws the coffee over the homeless woman.

Huh

I pay for the food for the homeless person

Not the lodgers I just borrowed one choc bar of him a tiny fun size one

You didn't borrow it. You took it without telling him.

You only replaced it after he complained to you.

But why did it take him 5days to text me when he could have told me face to face

He was giving you a chance to replace it first. Admit it you thought you got away with it.

I ate it and thought nothing of it until he texted me five days later.

Think it took him five days to write the text ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

angel my arse lol

change your name to chocthief

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By *ngel_38 OP Woman over a year ago

Staffs

Well duh! This is chocolate we're talking about! It's serious!"

Yes very serious and we need to get to the bottom of this so it never ever hapens again

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"angel my arse lol

change your name to chocthief"

or funsizesnickernicker

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm prepared to unblock, but has anyone heard from the victim if this he must be distraught !

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By *ig1gaz1Man over a year ago

bradford

even i dare not pinch or borrow a ladies chocolate bar

ive had it done to me often and all i got it was sat there so i enjoyed it and it was really loverly as well at that

keeping a straight face was nearly impossible but i forgive and still told her off for it and waited for her to save her chocolate and did the same to her

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don't get why he texted you.

If it was me I'd have told you to your face..

P.S I would still fuck your shit up.

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By *ngel_38 OP Woman over a year ago

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"I just borrowed one choc bar of him a tiny fun size one

If I was your lodger I would let you take my fun size

I tie U up and spread Nutella all over Ur fun Size and lick it off slowly

Oh wrong thread

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'd be sniffing your milk before making that lovely morning brew cos if I was him I'd of pissed in your pinta. "

Hahahahhah this made me chuckle pahahah

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By *ngel_38 OP Woman over a year ago

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"I don't get why he texted you.

If it was me I'd have told you to your face..

P.S I would still fuck your shit up.

Thing is a borrowed choc bar tastes so much better from the ones I buy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

unless you have said to each other previously its ok to borrow so long as its put back - it wasnt yours to take - end of

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I don't get why he texted you.

If it was me I'd have told you to your face..

P.S I would still fuck your shit up.

Thing is a borrowed choc bar tastes so much better from the ones I buy "

I'm stepping away from this thread I don't want to become to friendly with you because I still want to fuck your shit up and it might conflict. ...

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By *ngel_38 OP Woman over a year ago

Staffs

"angel my arse lol

change your name to chocthief

or funsizesnickernicker"

Done lmao

I'm just going to take a pic of the borrowed choccy bar for my main pic

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"angel my arse lol

change your name to chocthief

or funsizesnickernicker

Done lmao

I'm just going to take a pic of the borrowed choccy bar for my main pic "

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple over a year ago

Derbyshire

"angel my arse lol

change your name to chocthief

or funsizesnickernicker"

To be fair it was a family-sized one in the earliest posts. I think it only got reclassified as a fun-size one after she'd had the first two bites!

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By *lashheartMan over a year ago

shrewsbury

"angel my arse lol

change your name to chocthief

or funsizesnickernicker

Done lmao

I'm just going to take a pic of the borrowed choccy bar for my main pic "

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By *ngel_38 OP Woman over a year ago

Staffs

"angel my arse lol

change your name to chocthief

or funsizesnickernicker

To be fair it was a family-sized one in the earliest posts. I think it only got reclassified as a fun-size one after she'd had the first two bites!"

I meant fun size one the tiny ones. I don't buy chocolate so wouldn't know what sizes they do

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By *eanut Butter CupWoman over a year ago

B & M Bargains

"angel my arse lol

change your name to chocthief

or funsizesnickernicker

Done lmao

I'm just going to take a pic of the borrowed choccy bar for my main pic "

Seriously though if I had Jaffa cakes and someone stole them there would be murder!

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Paddy you are cruel

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By *icky999Man over a year ago

warrington

Texts? When I were a lad we left notes and the chocky were called marathons!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"angel my arse lol

change your name to chocthief

or funsizesnickernicker

Done lmao

I'm just going to take a pic of the borrowed choccy bar for my main pic "

But you ate it. Hmmm something seems wrong. I wont to know what it is.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"angel my arse lol

change your name to chocthief

or funsizesnickernicker"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Good grief!! Imadgine the shit you would have got if it was a mars bar????

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By *ngel_38 OP Woman over a year ago

Staffs

"angel my arse lol

change your name to chocthief

or funsizesnickernicker

Done lmao

I'm just going to take a pic of the borrowed choccy bar for my main pic

But you ate it. Hmmm something seems wrong. I wont to know what it is."

But he still has two left

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By *ngel_38 OP Woman over a year ago

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"Good grief!! Imadgine the shit you would have got if it was a mars bar????

Fun size or family size ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"angel my arse lol

change your name to chocthief

or funsizesnickernicker

To be fair it was a family-sized one in the earliest posts. I think it only got reclassified as a fun-size one after she'd had the first two bites!

I meant fun size one the tiny ones. I don't buy chocolate so wouldn't know what sizes they do "

And why would you when your lodger keeps his in your fridge?

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple over a year ago

Derbyshire

"angel my arse lol

change your name to chocthief

or funsizesnickernicker

To be fair it was a family-sized one in the earliest posts. I think it only got reclassified as a fun-size one after she'd had the first two bites!

I meant fun size one the tiny ones. I don't buy chocolate so wouldn't know what sizes they do "

Size isn't important. It's what you do with it that counts.

(Which in your case should have been LEAVE IT ALONE!!!)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I suppose we should consider your rehabilitation ...do you feel better for confectionary ..er confessing ?

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By *ngel_38 OP Woman over a year ago

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"I suppose we should consider your rehabilitation ...do you feel better for confectionary ..er confessing ?"
.

Yes I feel better for getting this of my chest

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By *ngel_38 OP Woman over a year ago

Staffs

"angel my arse lol

change your name to chocthief

or funsizesnickernicker

To be fair it was a family-sized one in the earliest posts. I think it only got reclassified as a fun-size one after she'd had the first two bites!

I meant fun size one the tiny ones. I don't buy chocolate so wouldn't know what sizes they do

Size isn't important. It's what you do with it that counts.

(Which in your case should have been LEAVE IT ALONE!!!)

But it's in my fridge

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"angel my arse lol

change your name to chocthief

or funsizesnickernicker

To be fair it was a family-sized one in the earliest posts. I think it only got reclassified as a fun-size one after she'd had the first two bites!

I meant fun size one the tiny ones. I don't buy chocolate so wouldn't know what sizes they do

Size isn't important. It's what you do with it that counts.

(Which in your case should have been LEAVE IT ALONE!!!)

But it's in my fridge "

I hope he steals yer fridge

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By *ngel_38 OP Woman over a year ago

Staffs

"angel my arse lol

change your name to chocthief

or funsizesnickernicker

To be fair it was a family-sized one in the earliest posts. I think it only got reclassified as a fun-size one after she'd had the first two bites!

I meant fun size one the tiny ones. I don't buy chocolate so wouldn't know what sizes they do

Size isn't important. It's what you do with it that counts.

(Which in your case should have been LEAVE IT ALONE!!!)

But it's in my fridge

I hope he steals yer fridge"

why?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"angel my arse lol

change your name to chocthief

or funsizesnickernicker

To be fair it was a family-sized one in the earliest posts. I think it only got reclassified as a fun-size one after she'd had the first two bites!

I meant fun size one the tiny ones. I don't buy chocolate so wouldn't know what sizes they do

Size isn't important. It's what you do with it that counts.

(Which in your case should have been LEAVE IT ALONE!!!)

But it's in my fridge

I hope he steals yer fridge

why? "

so he keeps his chocolate ffs!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I tie U up and spread Nutella all over Ur fun Size and lick it off slowly

Do you have squirty cream? If not, could you just nab some from your lodger's shelf?

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By *ngel_38 OP Woman over a year ago

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"I tie U up and spread Nutella all over Ur fun Size and lick it off slowly

Do you have squirty cream? If not, could you just nab some from your lodger's shelf?"

Just looked no squirty cream but has some coleslaw will that do ?

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By *ngel_38 OP Woman over a year ago

Staffs

"angel my arse lol

change your name to chocthief

or funsizesnickernicker

To be fair it was a family-sized one in the earliest posts. I think it only got reclassified as a fun-size one after she'd had the first two bites!

I meant fun size one the tiny ones. I don't buy chocolate so wouldn't know what sizes they do

Size isn't important. It's what you do with it that counts.

(Which in your case should have been LEAVE IT ALONE!!!)

But it's in my fridge

I hope he steals yer fridge

why?

so he keeps his chocolate ffs!

He can keep his chocolate in his room Ffs like he does with his multi bag (32 flavours) of crisps

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good grief!! Imadgine the shit you would have got if it was a mars bar????

Fun size or family size ?"

C'mon, wer talkingars here! It don't mattet!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"angel my arse lol

change your name to chocthief

or funsizesnickernicker

To be fair it was a family-sized one in the earliest posts. I think it only got reclassified as a fun-size one after she'd had the first two bites!

I meant fun size one the tiny ones. I don't buy chocolate so wouldn't know what sizes they do

Size isn't important. It's what you do with it that counts.

(Which in your case should have been LEAVE IT ALONE!!!)

But it's in my fridge

I hope he steals yer fridge

why?

so he keeps his chocolate ffs!

He can keep his chocolate in his room Ffs like he does with his multi bag (32 flavours) of crisps "

dont tell me ur going in his room to be nosy n knock stuff now lolol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You been snooping bin his room at his snack stash !!! , are you Angel Rigsby ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I tie U up and spread Nutella all over Ur fun Size and lick it off slowly

Do you have squirty cream? If not, could you just nab some from your lodger's shelf?

Just looked no squirty cream but has some coleslaw will that do ? "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

He can keep his chocolate in his room Ffs like he does with his multi bag (32 flavours) of crisps "

Hugggghhh she snoops in his room aswell....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

He can keep his chocolate in his room Ffs like he does with his multi bag (32 flavours) of crisps

Hugggghhh she snoops in his room aswell....

bet she sniffs his underwear too...filthy thieving pervo landlady!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Somewhere down the line this poor blokes gonna find himself chained to a bed with his legs typewritered in !

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple over a year ago

Derbyshire

He can keep his chocolate in his room Ffs like he does with his multi bag (32 flavours) of crisps

Hugggghhh she snoops in his room aswell....

bet she sniffs his underwear too...filthy thieving pervo landlady!

OMG. Snickers-nicker and knickers-licker? Could it get any worse?

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By *ee VianteWoman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"angel my arse lol

change your name to chocthief

or funsizesnickernicker

To be fair it was a family-sized one in the earliest posts. I think it only got reclassified as a fun-size one after she'd had the first two bites!

I meant fun size one the tiny ones. I don't buy chocolate so wouldn't know what sizes they do

Size isn't important. It's what you do with it that counts.

(Which in your case should have been LEAVE IT ALONE!!!)

But it's in my fridge "

Ah, I see, so you've actually provided him with his own fridge to use? Since it's not really sensible to expect he won't need to store some food in a fridge. No?

You said it was on *his shelf* in your fridge which would seem to suggest you had an agreement that he could use a shelf in your fridge. I suspect that agreement didn't include anything about you being permitted to, or likely to, help yourself to his food when you feel like it.

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By *ngel_38 OP Woman over a year ago

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He can keep his chocolate in his room Ffs like he does with his multi bag (32 flavours) of crisps

Hugggghhh she snoops in his room aswell....

bet she sniffs his underwear too...filthy thieving pervo landlady!

Lmao

Nooooo I also forgot to mention I borrowed some crisps from his multipack (32 flavours) and I blamed my niece for taking two Packets and I said to lodger best U keep these in Ur room.

That's how I know he keeps crisps in his room.

I have a weakness for crisps

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By *ee VianteWoman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Stealing his food isn't a new thing then? No wonder he's starting to get a bit narked.

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