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over a year ago
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"My mate gave me one sat night, says they are great. Swallowed mine about 4 4 hours ago and nothing. Anyone else had this? "
You have to actually be horny for it to work, you can't just take one and expect it to poke up....
..I mean I don't need Viagra but I've heard...   |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My mate gave me one sat night, says they are great. Swallowed mine about 4 4 hours ago and nothing. Anyone else had this?
You have to actually be horny for it to work, you can't just take one and expect it to poke up....
..I mean I don't need Viagra but I've heard... "
I tried! Watched porn and it just feels normal. Probably gave me a paracetamol the dozy get |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My mate gave me one sat night, says they are great. Swallowed mine about 4 4 hours ago and nothing. Anyone else had this?
You have to actually be horny for it to work, you can't just take one and expect it to poke up....
..I mean I don't need Viagra but I've heard...
I tried! Watched porn and it just feels normal. "
No you're not watching the right porn then..
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Viagra and porn
Great night in"
No that would frustrate the absolute shitz out of me..
Be sat there watching Filthy porn tugging one off with nobody to fuck?..that's my idea of hell..that is the absolute pure definition of ultimate torment. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I recently took part in a research study to make viagra available over the counter at pharmacies, not long now folks. At least you know you're getting the real thing then |
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By *afadaoMan
over a year ago
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"I tried! Watched porn and it just feels normal. Probably gave me a paracetamol the dozy get "
It would be tricky to pass one off as the other based on appearance. If you suspect it's Paracetamol then I reckon you might be right |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Viagra and porn
Great night in
No that would frustrate the absolute shitz out of me..
Be sat there watching Filthy porn tugging one off with nobody to fuck?..that's my idea of hell..that is the absolute pure definition of ultimate torment. "
I was taking the piss |
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By *icky999Man
over a year ago
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If youve eaten fatty food your stomach wont absord it. Best on an empty stomach or sublingual?
Try rubbing it in your eyes it'll make you look hard
warning: I am not a trained doctor and my advice might blind/kill you  |
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"My mate gave me one sat night, says they are great. Swallowed mine about 4 4 hours ago and nothing. Anyone else had this? "
So your mate gave you one and you swallowed.... awesome..... how was the Viagra?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just remember....if he got them off the web then 95% or thereabouts are just fakes."
Just remember, if you see statistics on the web, 95% or thereabouts are made up
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Make my face go nuclear red - and any blue light appears bluer than a blue thing in the blue Olympics - apart from that - nowt - Cialis much better  "
Watch that red look, it raises your blood pressure significantly!
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Oh it's ok - I just counteract the redness by sniffing 15 bottles of poppers - that sends me grey !!"
Would you be good enough to leave fruity to me in your will?
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Make my face go nuclear red - and any blue light appears bluer than a blue thing in the blue Olympics - apart from that - nowt - Cialis much better
Watch that red look, it raises your blood pressure significantly!
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I know you're only joking, but I think you'll find that it lowers your blood pressure usually, so shouldn't be taken with other medicines that lower blood pressure (typically nitrates). Poppers also lower blood pressure, so the combination could be lethal.
Now back to the main thrust....
A little old lady asks her doctor if there are any Viagra pills for her elderly husband.
"Yes," the doctor says, "there are three different strengths: 20% , which lifts it up a little bit; 50%, which makes it stand up half way; and 100%, which makes it touch the ceiling."
"Oh", says the woman,"I'll take the 20% pill please."
The doctor shrugs his shoulders and says, "the 20% pill won't do much for you sex life, love."
To which the old woman replies, "no, but it'll stop him pissing in his fucking slippers!
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By (user no longer on site)
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Hate guys who take Viagra. So off putting and it always seems to go on and on. There's something very sexy about watching a guy react to your touch, that takes away all of the natural reaction   |
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"Hate guys who take Viagra. So off putting and it always seems to go on and on. There's something very sexy about watching a guy react to your touch, that takes away all of the natural reaction "
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